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Show THURSDAY, JANUARY 25, 1923. THE WEBER HERALD PAGE THREE Try Orpheum Candies For Something Better Orpheum Candy Co. Next Orpheum Theater Hot Tamales Hot Chili Chicken Sandwiches Chop Suey HUDSON NOODLE PARLORS 2437 Hudson Ave. Tel. 941 Kerns iiimiiimitiiiiiiiiiimimimiiiiiiimiiiii 1 Crown P amies si Dentists 2468 Washington Ave. Phone 549 5immimiiiiiiiiNiiimiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimiiirc You are in school for an education -GET IT We are selling, jewelery that makes people happy BUY IT J. S. LEWIS & CO. Jewelers SWEETS TO SWEET For best confections and fountain specialties come to The Little Sweet Shop always fresh, pure and wholesome. THE LITTLE SWEET SHOP .. Appearance is an Asset .. National Barber Shop Ask Our Customers Under Utah National Bank Hair Cut 35c Children 25c Shave 25c Williams Music Co. 2215 Washington Avenue Ogden, Utah Phone 503 EVERYTHING IN MUSIC AND MUSICAL MERCHANDISE IT PAYS To have your old shoes rebuilt Better grade of leather is what we use BOSTON SHOE SHOP 2352 Washington Ave. SOPHOMORE REPORT THE "WHITE AND RED" Sophomore class song The sophomores announce with pride their new class song. The music is by Jos. G. Scoville, prominent composer, with appropriate words by Miss Maurine Hinckley, member of the class of '25. Work was beguun on this song shortly after the class had decided that "red and white" should be their class colors. Professor Manning, head of the Weber school of music, has pronounced it a success. The music has not yet been printed. The words are as follows : "THE RED AND WHITE" Waltz Song Music by Jos. G. Scoville Words by Maurine Hinckley Sing praises ! With joy in your voices The Red and White doth call Sing praises! Each heart- now rejoices We're Twenty-fivers" all ! (Hurray!)Sing praises! With mind, might, and heart, Boys Salute the Red and White! Sing praises ! To Weber's standard The school of Truth and Right ! Cho. Sing we now of Victory O class of "Twenty-five' We are chuck full of valor And we're very much alive ! (Hurray!) Give three cheers for the sophomoresHail their colors bright We will try to keep them spotless : Salute the Red and White ! THE PHENOMENAL CLOCK Among the wonders the team discovered in Evanston was a clock in the restuarant there. Its face said one thing but its strike quite another. When we went in to lunch its face said 12:30; before we came out it struck four. "Jerusalem !" exclaimed Floyd, "Have we been eating three hours and a half? And I'm not through yet." "It must be the Wyoming air. For crimuny sakes, Frances, stop before we disgrace the college." This from Hill. Moore and the rest were about to lay down their forks in a gentlemanly manner, becoming to church school athletes, when Potts, after wriggling around to get a view of the time piece, exclaimed, "Oh, fellows, you can go on. It's only the clock it's cock-eyed. It says one right now. And the fellows went on eat- FORMER WEBER STUDENT TALKS IN DEVOTIONAL Victor Wotherspoon, a former student of Weber gave an interesting talk to the students Jan. 16. His remarks were full of advice which every Weber student should heed. Especially such advice as to study harder, especially our Theology. He also gave some very interesting missionary experiences. ' His visit to the school was very pleasant. We are always glad to have Weber students come back and meet with us again. A vocal solo by Eleanor Shorten was another feature on the Devotional program. ASK THE MAN. WHO KNOWS He will tell you there is no easy road to success and wealth. You must get into the game and fight your way foot by foot and have back of you a DEPENDABLE BANK. We are ready to give the right sort of man "a lift" to better himself. Commercial National Bank A HINT TO THE FEARFUL Ye who tremble with fear at the time of examinations and whose confidence slips away like the setting sun, list to my story and receive the key which will open the chamber where-in lie the high grades. Our much respected and beloved Mr. Terry told this story on himself in class, and some may profit by following his example. Mr. Terry had come down from a logging camp to take some examinations at a certain college. In the reading exam he endeavored to struggle through a list of words - at the beginning of the lesson which were all marked with the diacritical marks they should have been very easy reading. Suddenly he came to a standstill, he asked the teacher the pronunciation of a certain word and received a queer look from the professor and was told that the words were marked for his especial benefit. His teacher and another professor, thinking there was no hope of a passing grade for him, began exchanging glances. Mr. Terry was looking into their faces and they immediately stopped. Later, in a written examination, Mr. Terry answered only half of one of the questions. When he received his mark he was surprised to find he had been given ninety-five per cent., probably because he had looked so steadfastly at the two confused professors. Hark then ye fellow students, when your knees begin to knock one upon the other at that fearful hour, force your eye to meet the dreaded one with steady glare, and the ninety-five per cent's will be forthcoming. Anna M Hoist. DEBATERS Yes, you can tell one every time the documentary looking book, the joy-has-fled expression, the wriggling away from the woud-be fusser, the remarks, "Oh it's driving me to my grave," "My fingers are blistered with writing," "I'm getting as cross as the devil," "Will it be in by Friday?" "Can you find any issues?"Sympathize and rejoice, students ; they're Weber's future debaters. Mrs. Kohler (in Theology) : "It is believed that the Ten Tribes are somewhere in the North and that at some time there will be a highway from the North for them to come back on." Cliff Vest: "Th e Lincoln Highway extends up into Alaska now, maybe they will join the new one right on to it." PROFESSORS' MALADY PROVES CONTAGIOUS Mrs. Kohler, calling roll: 'Gladys Burton." Gladys, in evident surprise : 'Who?" You wouldn't believe it, I know, but it's true just the same. Quiet, bashful Tom Smith was found contentedly submitting while Berna deftly painted his face. Oh, ain't it awful when the boys begin ! He "I was just inoculated with some anti-toxin." She "What is inoculation? I know it has something to do with the eyes." Let us make a photographic record of today school day memories that will be priceless in years to come. TIFFANY STUDIO 2438 Wash. Ave. COLLEGE DEBATING TRY-OUTS College debating try-outs will be held Monday, according to a decision reached by debating coaches Lavina Maughan and Ernest Wilkinson. Six debaters will be selected to represent Weber, four debaters and two alternates. All are to speak to the same question Resolved, that for the United States the Cabinet-Parlimentary form of government is a better system than the presidential form and will give both constructive and rebuttal speeches. The coaches have stated that in selecting the members, both present preparation and future possibility of development will be considered. Indications point to some real competition before the "August Supreme Court" of judges. Wil-lard Marriott, who represented the College last year, Junius Tribe of high school experience, Edwin Nelson, who represented Onieda Academy which won from the Idaho Technical Institute, Elizabeth Seppich, winner of the President Grant oratorical contest, and various others are all entering and give promise of making the forensic battle a lively one. The coaches predict the College will have two very promising teams to debate Ricks College and the Brigham Young College. Monday, mysterious cards with "I'm lonesome" or "Wanted to be kissed" messages decorated Weber's post board. At first it was thought that they heralded that much longed for event, the breaking up of the A. B. C, but upon closer examination they were found to bear the Evanston postmark. The team denies all knowledge of the affair but admits that the hotel keeper there did ask for the names of a number of Weber students and teachers. Ah, girls, let's go up. There's no A. B. C. in Evanston. Reuben R. (In theme in English) Undoubtedly Weber will be mm si l fa- - LOWER Operating Cost The first cost of the Selz Six is very much lower than usuaL And it gives long wear because it is as fineashoeasanyman needs. So its operating cost is low. Men everywhere demand this shoe. It would not be the biggest seller of its kind in the United States if i: were not the greatest value. Let us fit you. l;l 1 1 i ! .i t SIGNS OF ALL KINDS THOS. YOUNG 2450 Wash. Av. PHONE 779 made into a church seminary. Norman G. (very sadly) A church cemetery you mean. COLLEGIATE DEBATES (Continued from Page 1) who has not completed the equivalent of fifteen units of high school work, and who is not carrying the equivalent of ten hours of work at the time debates are held." Each team will be composed of two speakers, and speeches will be twelve and six minutes in length. Noting the trend of the Church to centralize on Junior College work the letter to all the partici pants closed, "All indications point to a very successful season. In keenness of competition, joy of development, and wholesome friendship all feel sure that these leagues will do their part in accomplishing the work which the Church seems to have set out for the Junor Colleges." SECOND ANNUAL WINTER HIKE TO MOUNT OGDEN (Continued from Page 1) whole mountain seemed to slip steadily backwards. In a few minutes the gully at the head of Malan Basin was reached. This had about thirty feet of drifted snow in the bottom. As all were going at a good rate of speed there was no chance to stop and everyone entered. The hard snow and steepness of the incline added to the speed of the individual. The brink of a hill excluded the view of objects below. And thots of how to stop and of present safety changed to thots of the past. In a second the brow was reached and over each went, gaining momentum every foot. A sharp turn sent the victim tumbling and whirling. With heels digging into the snow and fine particles pelting them in the face like water from the bow of a speed-boat it was difficult to see where one was going. Suddenly to one side of the trail, and placed where each was scheduled to go, protruded the top of a large pine tree. Everyone passed safely and landed in the snowbank at the bottom, with the exception of Larry. He hit the tree and hurt his leg. The mile of sliding was completed in about a minute and a half. (According to those who did the sliding). Larry tried to walk, but was unable to do so and had to be helped the rest of the way down the mountain. The members of the party arrived at their homes near ten o'clock, all tired, all thankful to be alive, all enthusiastic over the trip. Those who made the trip were : Mr. Harvey Taylor of the Weber faculty and sponsor of the hike, club president Sherman Couch, Lawrence Budge, Leland Florence, Rulon Beus, Wm. Terry, William Bryan, Elroy Stromberg, Edwin Woolley, Bert Opeikens, Heber Jacobs, and Ted McGregor. Everyone that started reached the flagpole. ASK FOR SWEET SIXTEEN CHOCOLATES "Meet Me NORMAN SIMS 25th St. at Wash. Ave. Betel The- Crockery Peopled For Sanitary Butter Try The Economy Butter Shop 2450 Washington Avenue BROWNING BROTHERS CO. 2451 Hudson Avenue SPORTING GOODS Wholesale and Retail The oldest and largest in the The most complete Everything for Every Sport for Every Season IF INK & GINGER ALE COCO-COLA ft SODAS CIDER S made only as Becker knows how Be sure it's Becker's ! -Purpose a flour that will make just as good biscuits, cakes, pics as it will bread ! One woman says: "Oh, I never think 'of buying any special cake flour or pastry flour. 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