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Show PAGE FOUR WEBER HERALD Students! Please do not do anything about your Fall Suits until you see us : : : : wvmht b riiKliClas r rtnmtcs THE- CROCKERY PEOPLE' WE HAVE THEM Clocks, Suits. Dry Goods, Silks, Notions, SHOES Pianos and Phonographs af all kinds LAST & THOMAS Busy Dept. Store Bramwell's Books, Stationary and School Supplies EXCEL Prices Right Assortment Complete You should see our Foot Balls, Basket Balls, Striking Bags, Boxing Gloves beforeyou buy yours. We have a great line of Athletic Goods. Come and see them. PROUDFIT S SPORTING GOODS CO. Corner 24tli St'. Hudson Ave. SHOES THE H. W. JONES CO. Shoes for Men- WomenChildren. 2461 Wash Ave. GOING SOME! The son of the family was home on jhis first vacation since he had attained to the dignity of a college senior. He and his father were discuss-Sng affairs of the day, and finally the fboy- remarked : j "Say, Dad, I hope when I am as old as you are I'll know more than you do." i "I'll go you one better, my boy," fhe father replied. "I hope that when you are that old you will know as much as you think you do now." DEADLY. HIS FINANCIAL DEGREE. Neighbor "So your son got his B. A. and his M. A." . Father "Yes, but his F A still supports him." A certain lady called up her grocer by telephone the other morning, and after she had scolded the man she added: "And what's more, the next order you get from me will be the last." "It probably will, madam," said the voice at the other end of the wire. "You are talking to an undertaker." "What! you aren't blind any more?" "No, found it didn't pay; people took to giving me counterfeit coins." IT PAID. "Doctc, was the operation successful?"Absolutely. His life insurance exactly covered the bill." i I " m JUNIORS ENTERTAIN SCHOOL Scoop Says: "If good things come in small packages then Byron Porter must be the concentrated essence of quality." Scoop says: "Now that we have the assurance of the gym, why not start a campaign for a new building? We need it." Scoop says: "Some of the girls are doing their best to look like a dob of 'red clay.' A little more red paint and the job will be completed." Scoop says: "When you look at the black eyes and scars some of the boys are wearing, don't pass judgment until you see the other fellow.' Scoop says: "We are worrying about a scarcity of the 'red mud' referred to by Superintendent Hopkins. Our greatest worrj' is that what we have will always remain red mud. At least in action." Scoop says: "Yes, and I've seen some seniors who still retain traces of red mud." Scoop says: "Judging by the cleanliness we exhibit in our class rooms, some of our homes must be pigpens."Scoop says: It's about time to let someone else give"the notices in devotional. We are all acquainted with Prof. Terry." Scoop says: "The shovel at the head of this column is only to be used in case this or other columns become crowded with Bullsheviki." Scoop says: "I dedicate the following to Ceorgia Tate, 'Here's to those we would love if they only cared.' " Scoop says: A few more talks like the one given by Apostle McKay should make Weber's moral standard a reality." CAUSTIC COMMENT. "Did anybody comment on the way you handled your new car?" "One man made a brief remark, 'Fifty dollars and costs.' " "He put his arm around me five times last night " "Some arm." To the President of the best class in the school. Dear Mr. Emmet: I wish to congratulate you on the big success of your party, given for the school. You no doubt wonder how I, being so far away, happened to hear of it. About a week ago, I chanced, fortunately, to run across a Weber Herald, in which there was a notice concerning your party. On the night of the said party. I, being overcome with a terrible attack of lonesome ness, decided that I would see how the party was coming on. I at once set out to visit the. Hetellsum, the great wizard, crystal gazer, and fortune teller. Upon arriving at his studio, I was led into a room, in the center of which was a huge crystal. After an ejaculation of some seemingly unnecessary expressions, thme little old wizard, weird and wrinkled, beckoned for me to come forward. I advanced and gazed into the looking ball. At first everything was blurred, but as I became used to it, the picture cleared, and I could see a group of people, and finally, could distinguish their faces. As the vision was now fully cleared I could see that the music had stopped and the crowd was gathered around the punch bowl at one end of the hall. Everyone seemed happy and content, especially you, Mr. President, (Alary must have been there). Suddenly the music started up, and I noticed a look of despair cross the faces of practically everyone there. I saw that it was the last dance, and then realized why the look of despair had come. I wish to "express my sentiments about your banner, which I understand is the only class banner in the school. It is certainly beautiful and indeed symbolic of the class. Purple stands for loyalty and constancy, and gold well everyone knows the value of gold, I must close now, assuring you that I will be with you spiritually, through all the events this year, about which you wrote me. Your Sincere Friend and Adviser, MR. PEPP. THE MEMORY LINGERED. "You don't call me a 'cutie' any more." "No, girlie, that word is too reminiscent of life in the trenches." THE Jm FROM $7.50 to $12.50 A PAIR iar s 2358 Washington. Avenue J. S. Lewis Co. Jewelers Class Pins Class Rings Continuous Business Since 1849 Lessee. Soda Fountain and Candy Department at Wrights. Also Owner Alhambra Candy Shop Frank Sojourner FINE HOME MADE CANDIES. OGDEN, UTAH. INDIAN AGENCY MOTOCYCLES AND BICYCLE REPAIRING INDIAN MOTOCYCLES INDIAN BICYCLES PIERCE BICYCLES AND ACCESSORIES 2576 Wash. Ave. Ogden Phone 337 B. F. THOMAS PRINTER 247G Was. Ave. Phone 147 j Call at The Lighthouse For Anything Electrical Phone 581 2454 Wash Ave. M. L. JONES COAL AND ICE 413 24th St. Alumni Association to Present "The Big Idea" at Orpheum. November the tenth will see the premier performance in Ogden of the decidedly unique play "The Big Idea." The drama will be presented in the Orpheum by the Weber Alumni association, the proceeds to be donated to the new gymnasium. "The Big Idea" as a drama is in a class by itself. It is the exception which proves the rule that there is nothing new under the sun. The entire plot is so clever in its unusual ness that the opening performance in New York caused a sensation. The play has been greeted with equal en thusiasm in every city in which it has been presented. The alumni association is abounding in talent, and the rarest has been chosen for this presentation. The performers are too well known to need introduction. Miss Gladys Peterson and Mr. Earnest McKay will be seen as the hero and heroine, with them the spectator is carried from the abyss of contemplatedself-destruction to the heights of an unusual joy. Mr. David J. Wilson will be seen as the father of the hero. The following clever performers will be seen to advantage in congenial roles: Stewart Eccles, Hyrum Bel-nap, John Croft. Adele Warner, Eva Cragun, Stanley Pliees, Josephine Volker, and Clarence Brown. The direction is in the hands of Mrs. McKey. Rehearsals are being held nightly and a smooth finished performance will result. "You cannot afford to miss "The Big Idea," not only because the gym-naseum needs your dollar, but because you need the pleasure this gripping, remarkable comedy will give you. |