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Show Thursday, December 20, 1923. THE WEBER HERALD PAGE THREE ASK FOR SWEET SIXTEEN CHOCOLATES USE Nyal race CREAM Ensign Drug Co. Ogden, Utah ASK FOR MILKY WAY Bar Shupe-Williams Candy Co Makers of Preferred Chocolates .Artistic Jloral do. 2411 Hudson Ave. Ogden, Utah Boston Shoe Shop Fine Shoe Repairing 2352 Washington Ave. I'liiiimiiiiiMiimiiimiimiMiimiim Furniture For Christmas Our Line is Complete For Christmas OGDEN FURNITURE & CARPET CO. IIMimilMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMIIIIIIIIIIIIIII? Tailoring, Cleaning and Pressing 15 DISCOUNT To all students having work done up to Feb. 1 JOYCE WILLIAMS 2477 Lin, Ave. Marion Hold Bldg. 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 i 1 1 1 i 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 f 1 1 1 1 1 1 MAKE THIS AN ELECTRICAL E XMAS I Buy it at E The Lighthouse 2452 Washington Ave. Telephone 581 E C. G. Eklund : G. E. Wilson E Sllll 1 1 1 i I J 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 Mill! V -J 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 i 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 Williams Music Company 2215 Washington Avenue Ogden, Utah Phone 503 E 1 EVERYTHING IN MUSIC AND MUSICAL MERCHANDISE E BANNER RECORDS 55c i ! 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 Staff For Year Book Fully Organized The staff for the Yearbook has been completed. The students Miss Wilson has chosen to assist her are very capable of performing the work assigned to them. Close cooperation between members of the editorial staff is very necessary if the Acorn is to surpass the high standard it has maintained in past years. This cooperation is assured by the selection of Ray Poulter as associate editor. There are a number of other reasons why Ray should hold this position. Ruth Agren has been chosen to edit the calendar. Being School Historian Miss Agren will be familiar with the various important activities of the year and so will be in a position to make an accurate and interesting calendar.Heber Jacobs is snap-shot editor. Being acquainted with most of the students he will be able to get a variety of physiognomies in this section of the Yearbook. Walter Cooley has been chosen cartoonist. He is already well known by the students because of his art work of previous years. "Walt" was with the Acorn staff during 1920-21. Van Tanner has been given the difficult task of Circulation Manager. Already he has plans underway by which the price of the book can be reduced to a minimum so that every student will be able to purchase one. WITH THE COLLEGES The subject for debate chosen by the Utah Aggies and the University of California is: "Resolved: that the United States should enter the world court under the provisions outlined by the late President Harding." Debating teams of these two institutions will meet at Logan some time in April. The A. C. will also try to arrange debates with the University of Michigan and the University of Wyoming. The B. Y. U. the U. of U. and the A. C. debating teams are working hard on the Philippine question. The debates are scheduled to take place in the spring. We agree with, the Dixie College when it comes to making drives for better speech and better books. The play, "Boomerang," was presented at the Salt Lake Theatre by a select cast of University players. Those who saw it pronounced it an unusual success. The students of Weber College have greatly enjoyed reading news of the various exchanges. Now that the season of thanksgiving and good cheer has come, we wish to extend the Season's Best Greetings to the students of other Colleges. SOAP SUDS Mr. Gailbraith, "Daughter, I have a request to make." Erma, "All right, father." Mr. Gailbraith, "I have just wound that eight clay clock. Will you wind it again before that young man goes?" Professor Tracy in English: What are the three most significant letters in the alphabet?Butcher, (thinking of last night's game "I. O. U." ft ft ft Judging from his habits Visiting Stude, Does Rulon Ecus, a student, live here? Landlady, Mr. Beus lives here but I thought he was a night watchman. The reason why most girls cry merely a call to arms, ft ft ft ft ft The Automobile Salesman's daughter never lost an opportunity to air her knowledge before her parent's friends. One day some people came to visit, bringing with them one of the "dashund" or German "Sausage" type of dogs. "Oh Poppa," she said, "Hasn't that dog an awfully long wheelbase." I feel as good as new, said the fair co-ed as she put on a fresh coat of paint. "What you say goes," said Rigby, His heart and eyes aflame, Ruth glanced for a moment at her watch, Then softly spoke his name. Mr. Blaylock (in history class) "what kind of uniforms did the men of the confederate states wear?" Leroy Deam, "Rebel uniforms sir." Mr. B. "And what did the Northern soldiers wear?" Alton Poulsen, "U nion Suits, sir." EVERYTHING is FIRST CLASS At the Wistaria $ HOT TAMALES HOT CHILI CHICKEN Sandwiches X CHOP SUEY I Hudson Noodle Parlors t 2437 Hudson Avenue jjj Telephone 941 ? HHHSHSHHSHHHSHHHSHaHSS! NEW GRAFLEX SERIES B 34X4.4 F. 4. 5. LENS ONLY $75.00 Ask to see it at C. E. Armstrong & Co. 306 25th Street BBHE&SEBBSBBKBSSBEHSI The Culley Drug Co. PRESCRIPTION SPECIALISTS JOHN CULLEY, Ph. G. Manager Everything in the Drug Line 2479 Washington Ave. Ogden GhristenserTs School of Dancing A Babies class for beginners, Friday at 3 P. M. Babies class for Advanced pupils, Thursday at 3 P. M. BALLROOM OR SOCIAL DANCE DEPARTMENT Class for beginners, Tues. and Thurs. at 8 P. M. Le Crist Fox Trot, Waltz, Tango and Le Crist Fox Trot Quadrille, are the new dances for this season. SANTA CLAUS REED'S 334 Twenty-fourth Street See Us First" I Watson-Tanner Clothing Co. 372 Twenty-fourth Street M 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 ! i 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 e f 1 1 1 1 1 1 ; i r 1 1 1 1 r 1 1 r ' 1 1 1 h 1 1 r t i -: : . r : 1 1 1 ; i ; i i 1 1 1 1 ; i : 1 1 1 e j i j i M : i ; i 1 1 1 1 1 ; i : m i t i : i m : ij FOR CHRISTMAS CARDS f I See N eutehoom Printinq Co. I WE STILE HAVE A GOOD ASSORTMENT riiiiiiiiiiMiiiiminiiiiiiiiiimiiiMmimmimiiiiiiiiiiiNiimiiiiiummiiiMninn FOOTBALL GAME IN " ASSEMBLY At one of the peppiest de-votionals we have ever had we were all warned that the stock of the K. Y. C. was falling rapidly. We were warned to sell out because there was bound to be a crash. Professor Winsor warned the Student Body in this lTufniier for some few minutes and then closed with those glorious words: "This game is to be played to decide who goes to Phoenix, Arizona on Christmas Day. The game with Arizona will decide the championship of the West; therefore, we must win." Secretary Jesse Richards, of the Chamber of Commerce told us that all of Ogden would be behind us in the game. He was right. We left Ogden City about 20 miles behind us when we went to Brigham. Next on the program was Gus Wright of the Exchange Club. He let us know the sentiments of the Exchangites in regards to which team would win. Then came the main feature of the program. It consisted principally of an advertisement for garters and and hosiery (Phoenix brand.) Above the garters were discerned the forms of the three Pelicans and the three Runts. These famous rivals then pulled off a wonderful football game. The line up was as follows: J. Lindsay C. Hussey Scenter V. Tanner C. Brown Right Hunchback R. Burton H. Jacobs Left Tickle In the fifth quarter of the roughness a touchdown was scored by the Runts. This resulted in the breaking up of the game. The Pelicans called the Runts a naughty name and shooting irons came into play. After the smoke had cleared away Rigby Jacobs attempted to smooth the troubled waters by giving the Students a vocal lesson. He did this with great success for a-bout an hour and a half or until the pangs of hunger drove them to a more savory exercise. Will somebody stir up some more enthusiasm. MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR COLLEGE INN (Ogden's Recognized School) Third Floor First National Bank Building Phone 796 3212J SECOND TERM OPENS JANUARY 3rd, 1924. BALLET and CHARACTER DANCE DEPARTMENT Classes for beginners, Saturdays at 2 P. M. Classes for Advanced and Professional students, Monday and Thursday at 4:30 P. M. BOYS ORGANIZE TO WITHSTAND GIRLS Gliding noiselessly through the halls, hurrying to my class, I paused at an open door, my auditory sense being enticed by the sound of masculine voices. Earnestly and intently, -I listened, breathing with heartfelt emotion, gasping with horror, then finally realizing the truth, as I saw my life "in the future. I was chilled with the shock of discovery, and frozen with fear, as I heard t h e following quotations, words idly spoken, yet words whichi turned my life to the destiny of a maiden still at forty. "My fellow brethren, how many of you can realize that we, as free born citizens, have but a few more weeks to exercise our free agency? For after the first of the year comes that stage in time that is known as "Leap Year." Thank Caesar that it comes but once in four years to give those old maids a chance to retrieve themselves. "Fellow brethren, are we going to organize to withstand these girl's attentions throughout the coming year? or are we going to let them pull us down into the depths of misery otherwise known as matrimony? I, man though I am, plead with the sincerity of woman; what shall be our move?" The room was silent for a time, then the gentle voice of James Lindsay came floating out into the hall where my guilty ears were still following the speeches. "My beloved playmates. I look at things in the same light as our president, Ted Woods. Shall we support the girls now in their nefarious practices of inveigling us fel lows into me state or double cussedness? And then have to support them afterwards?" "Admirers of women, we shall not support them came the delicate voice of Lverence Helfter, "Look at Mr. Manning the physical wreck of our noble faculty, does he look like he's been supported? Then on the other hand take the example of Dr Lind." The next voice that set the ethereal waves in vibration, was that of Dr. Lind, himself. "Boys, the cause is just, I'm bound to say that I've withstood the plans of women for three score and twenty years and still have no desire to place an obstacle in the way of my life career. Silence again ruled, then President Woods brought the assembly back to order, "Now brethren, we have heard the remarks of these men. Nearly all are in favor of organizing, but we have yet to hear from those among us who are heart and soul affected by the very people whom we are banding against . All of their actions are affected by women, Brothers, who are so cursed, will you give us your word of honor to ridicule any and every offer which you may get? Will you be a constant upholder of our everlasting aim and purpose?" Weakly, yet with purpose, came the answers, the faint hearted promises from the well known members of the association, Raymond Poulter, Rigby Jacobs, Robert Burton, Claude Helm, Hens-ley Cortez and others. The meeting was drawing to a close, so I was suddenly brought bafck to consciousness. Again gliding noiselessly through the halls, hurrying to my class, I saw my future mapped out before me. RULES & REGULATIONS The rules and regulations governing the Inter-Mountain Junior College Basket Ball League have been formed. Two divisions have been made; the Northern composed of Ricks, B. Y. C, Weber and L. D. S., the Southern composed of Snow, B. A. C. and Dixie. Weber College has been asked to take the initiative in drawing up the schedule for this division. The games are to begin on or about January 11, 1924 and are to be completed on or about February 20, 1924. During the last week in February a tournament will be held to decide the Junior College championship of this League. Pour teams shall participate, the two winning teams of each division. If December comes, can Leap Year be far away? Musical Notes GLEE CLUBS The Glee Clubs are now-prepared to begin their work on the staging of Georges Bizet's opera, "Carmen." Most of the principals of the cast are chosen. Pauline Waterfall will appear in the leading' role. "Carmen." "Michaele" will be presented by Lillian Eastman; "Don Jose" by James Lindsay; "Escamillo" by George Manning; "Fruisqui-ta" by Arminta West, and "Lunig'a" by Roland West. The remaining parts will be filled by other students of the music department. Other soloists are training for the principal characters, as the opera will be given several times, making' it possible for more students to participate. The Cast for "Carmen" is an exceptionally strong one. In fact, it is, as a whole, superior to those of former years so music lovers may expect a meritorious performance when it is produced. Pelicans Defeated By Runts In Contest On December 6, as devotional was nearing its close, tiny Heber Jacobs arose and announced, "In behalf of the Runts, Charles Hussey, Clare'' nee Brown and Yours Truly, I challenge the Pelicans, Van Tanner, James Lindsay and Bob Burton, to a leap frog-race at twenty minutes to one. The losers must treat the winners to a peanut raun-cher." The Student Body burst into laughter, which was, however, soon stopped by the rising of the tall stately, austere looking Van Tanner, who gravely accepted the challenge in behalf of the Pelicans. The effect upon the students was much the same as though an important football game had been announced, and at the appointed hour, the contestants, tall and short, met in front of the building in readiness for the main event. Practically the whole student Body was present. The three Runts looked like kindergarten children, but they had no trouble in "holding their own" during the contest. Almost at the first of the affair, it was possible to predict victory for the Runts. The Pelicans in their strenuous efforts to gain ground, plunged headlong into the snow. They found that with their long' legs in the way, they were no match, for the short and agile members of the opposing team. In spite of every effort which the lengthy members put forth, they were repeatedly repulsed by the Runts, who after fifteen minutes of play came out victorious. With weary bones, aching limbs, dirty shirts, and grinning countenances they all sat down on the street curbing and dug the snow out of their shoes and trouser legs. The losing team then escorted the winning team, (on their shoulders) over to Doyle's and as per agreement purchased their defeators a peanut muncher. ALUMNI OFFICERS A meeting of the Weber Alumni officers was held at the Weber College Dec. 15, 1923. President Aaron W. Tracy, first vice-president Harvey L. Taylor, and Helen Wilson, secretary and treasurer, were present. The financial condition of the association was discussed and reported as being very favorable. Means whereby more money could be raised were discussed. The program for the Alumni Reunion was formulated. It was planned to ask President Heber J. Grant to speak to the Alumni members and inspire them to support their organization. After the prog-ram games and a dance are to be held in the Weber Gymnasium. At the meeting a publicity campaign lor the lveumon was also discussed. Chapters of the Weber Alumni Associ ation are going to be organized in all the wards in the county. A student in each ward will be chosen to head each chapter. In this way the Alumni will be held together and strengthened for the work they are to accomplish. Meet Me Bareheaded NORMAN SIMS 25th St. at Wash. Ave. WAS H I N GTON M ARKET ' A. M. MILLER, Prop. 2472 Washington Avenue Phone 2800 ft Phone 337 2576 Washington Ave. Ogden, Utah HARLEY-DAVIDSON SALES AND SERVICE COMPANY HARLEY MOTORCYCLES Pierce Bicycles & Accessories We Repair and Have Accessories for Motorcycles, Bicycles, Tiicycles. Scissors Sharpened. Skates Sharpened. L. BURRUP Baby Cab Tires G. II. FAULKNER O. A. PARMLEY, Mgr. TELEPHONE 175 (Ehjucn team TCaunhru (Hompany DRY CLEANERS & DYERS 437 Twenty-Fifth Street OGDEN, UTAH HARK! LISTEN! To THE LITTLE SWEET SHOP so handy we'll go To buy our Xmas Candies, don't you know? They have fancy baskets; to our many sweethearts we could bestow. They have heart boxes too; ol ail colors and sizes. And they sell them to the youngest and the wisest. Better candies can't be made. Puts the others in the shade. And their prices can't be beat. So follow me. THE LITTLE SWEET SHOP JOHN BOCKOS, Manager The House of Kuppenheimer Good Clothes BUY PRACTICAL XMAS FOR THIS YEAR WHY NOT? AT THE Army & Navy Dept. Store 2303 Washington Avenne Why Not Buy Books For Christmas Bring in your shopping list and let us advise you SPAR GO'S A HOOK STORK BROWNING BROS COMPANY The oldest and largest sporting goods company in the west. The most complete line of Sporting Goods Everything for Every Sport for Every Season 2451 Hudson Ave. Worth While Xmas Presents ! Leather Goods, Fountain P ens, tent Pencils, Books, Stationery, Etc. S BRAMWELL'S j n o i wit zum v- GIFTS Ogden, Utah |