| Show I JUST FOR FUN I IThe The Lady So you Jou are aro an arm old li t soldier How flow thrilling Tell me what hat Is 15 the nar narrow narrowest na row rawest ost escape you OU ever eer had The Well mum panel I was transferred from a 11 regiment just two days before befort It was WU ordered r erld to the Filler peens Cleveland Leader The Tho Assyrian was wall scratching sonic some Hieroglyphics hl on a brick What you ou writing asked his hiB chum g nned If It ItI II I know responded r IhLi hut but I 5 mess guess of those I ot of ottha tha thU twentieth century can cai translate It all ail right Philadelphia Public Ledger Ut a poor soldier nIdier yes are arc ban bantered bantered Larry Larn Phoy should yes s say Io iv that replied Demits In Injured tones ones During Ui Ut great JT battle wast Ol Ui where th Ut shells sheila war wor or thickest Yes wor War thoU 01 Ol th lh corporal say ay yes CZ got so 1 scared scar i yea ez wint Into a barn awn aim stuck ez head Into wi tut egg crate cra c Chicago Dally Daily News eB Badly lal Gone nc The Parental Parental Voice Is that young Iran mm gone gOlle yet y U The Tho Daughter papa he ho says Jw tu Is Cleveland Leader Ioder A Shrewd Par Parson on George orge B D Cortelyou the Secretary of tho Treasury was talking at a 0 din dirt dinner ncr ner about the tho recent panic Theres Therea a II t story tory about a IL well known railroad man mali in the panic that Is al at most moat too good said Mr 1111 This roan man Is kind hearted and he heW was W I deeply deply de J moved oed by a a letter that toot a II country parson wrote wro e him when ehen things were looking their worst The Tho letter ran like this tills Dear Sir As the pastor of at church my aim aim hn has alwa always been beon In inS Investment vestment estment and not speculation Regard Hegard tag Ing your our railroad as ius h a It sound business Institution solid da s a rock in 1901 1904 I 1 purchased of its shares at lOG sinking in little all in them and a n great deal more They The have now fallen tall en eno to o 56 65 and I am undone My congre emigre congregation gation gatlon I cannot cann t face tace as an a bankrupt and at my age 72 years what am om I 1 Ito Ito to do I throw myself upon your our mercy i Well said Mr I p the banker banket bank r read relit this l letter several times and each time his pit pity for tor the poor loor old parson increased Finally taIling railing itt n his stenographer ho he wrote to t man mUll that considering all the Va I circumstances of ot the case casp he would himself buy bu back tack the shares sharel at t lOG the price the parson had paid tor for them S Immediately on receipt of this gen generous erous crone letter the parson wired to o his brokers Buy Bu fOO Dash Railways hallways at 55 5 and send l I sane same round to president who t ho will ill give you OU for tor them Washington tIter Star |
