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Show OCTOBER 27, 1961 SIGNPOST Page 3 in flflVG Oh, The Pain By John Jensen Here I am again, cut from head to foot with a caustic tongue. Boy, that smarts. But it all goes to show, the pen is mightier .than the sword. Banquet Enjoyed by All Phoenix put on their acceptance banquet last Wednesday night, and a good time was had by all; despite Van De Graff and his automechanic jokes. Congrats are in order for the faculty who managed to defeat us last Friday. Otyokwa had a great time at their rush last Saturday night. It seems as though they Will come through on top again. Support a Needy Cause Let's all support the Hi-Lo's next Friday evening; it will be a big affair for Weber. Besides, I still have ten tickets Ito sell. I Should Know A thought for today: Derogating others will not bring yourself up. Sydney Gynit IV. Last Fling Was Memorable One By Paulette Lichtenstein 1 Last Friday proved to be one total blast in Gay (Paree?). The Prudential people will never forget the girls in pink. (We had no idea that elevator was so flexible!) Tlianks Girls Sharmea extends her many thanks to O.T. and L.D. for the beautiful flowers and to T.K. for the giant PINK Poodle. End Nears Aslthe rushees don their pins and necklaces and rings the field of possibilities narrows down, and this weekend should end the guesses as tio which club everyone is affiliated with. It's high time those cute freshmen were joining the clan of baggy eyes and yesterday's sweater. The Admiral tells me of the adoption of the Sigma Famiy; Congrats boys on your new mother. That's Social Life for You During the push season Sharmea has accumulated a Fi Fi, a Mi Mi, and a Gi Gi, but the end of this quatrer will also bring a few "E" "E"'s. Lady Lightstone Free Medical Aid Had High Cost By Dennis Bead Everyone is overjoyed at the announcement made by a cer.tain club reporter that he is going to receive medical aid. Yes, it was a great day when plastic surgery was put on the Blue Cross Plan. It's the Restrictions That Kill Me Speaking of medical aid, it seems as though three Excels pledges were hospitalized last Week for speaking out of turn in club meeting. Apparently they forgot or weren't instructed that the first requirement of a chloroplast is to speak only when spoken to. A Real Raid, Fellows? Due to the fact that the entire City Police Department, under the brilliant leadership of Chief Cop-pertone Jensen, was losit on Dairy Ridge in Monte Cristo looking for Phoenix's milk dispenser last week a few Sigma men volunteered to guard the swabbie's sailboats against any "possible" Indian attack.Mission accomplished, and we'll see you at the . . . As Always, Fred Peabody. Real Wierd Party For All Misfits By Cathie Gardner Ghostly Gathering? That may sound sort of wierd but wierd it is, and Ghostly Gathering is what Lambda Delta Sigma is sponsoring for its members and pledges tomorrow night at 7 :00. Simply Everyone Will Be There All witches, spirits, goblins, apparitions (you know What an apparition is: that which one sees in the mirror upon rising in the morning), demons, ghosts, characters, and all general fun-loving creatures will be there. Everyone is coming in costume and prizes will be awarded for the most original and the most realistic costumes. I've Heard Tell I don't know positively yet, but I heard a rumor that ia real, genuine witch will be there to tell a tasty tale of terror, eo come prepared with your very stout hearts. All girls will be required to check their screams at the door. In Other Words . . . From all current reports, it looks like we'll all have a rattling good' time. Park your brooms out in back and be here by 7:00 or you'll have to come In through the walls. Atmosphere Of Hushed Solemnity By Lloyd Kelly It's final now, the men of Excels have selected their choice. Happy pledges were accepted at the annual banquet, held in their honor. The f astival started with delicious rare cold steaks, a few quiet words from Joe, and it concluded with church sponsored activities.Friendliness Unites E-Men The brotherhood of Excelsior and pledges were united and strengthened as friendliness prevailed among members and rushees. These new rushees are liard working, fun loving, boys. Husky linemen and a tricky hacjkfield helped Excels win a rugged victory over the Sigma Lovers. This victory moved us further ahead in Rhead's intramural chart of success. Has Anybody Seen My . . . Mary Malan, O.T. rebel, has lost another boyfriend. I guess she will be looking again For Where The Boys Are. The cutting of clubs by a deteriorated sorority named Pheo-nix is becoming very boring and exhausting to the newspaper readers as well as other clubs on campus. Signpost is for your benefit, not for your destruction. And It's So Messy Remember, Kite-flyers: He that cuts first, is usually cutting his own throat. , The Hi-Lo's will cause a hot spot at the TJB tonight. See you there. Alfred E. V. Regular Grind? Just New Events , By Marilyn Cress T.K. is getting back to the regular grind . of things for a while. Sunday is our Acceptance Tea; Tuesday is Halloween; and Wednesday is Talent Night. The cast of this final event is said to be made up of all Trick or Treat rejects. A Dream Materialized It was really great to finally see the Handybook come out. For a while it was thought that it was merely a figment of Betty Lou Cole's imagination. The book is really sharp, in spite of it all. The girl's clubs were going to cast lots to see who would get the Amazon title Sharmea reluctantly gave up. Funny thing about that was that no one else wanted it either. I'm afnaid you'll just have to hold onto it a little longer, girls. My Motto Let Education Wait Everybody's busy around here. Toula and Colleen are finishing work on their mural depicting the height of 19th century femininity. Jeanne and Pam are walking around with ping-pong paddles in hand, and Corrie is busy showing off her first place oratory award from BYTJ. Congrats, Corrie, I always knew you had talent. Special Thanks and Best Wishes T.K. extends to all the clubs and their prospective members its best wishes for an outstanding year. Special thanks and a hope of good luck to all rushees. We enjoyed you very much. Don't forget to go to see the Hi-Lo's. They cost money to get, you know. Mioko San. Sunday's Tea To Break Suspense By Nona Valdez A group of weary sailors are very glad rush is finally over. After some mighty long sessions, a list of very choice prospective members was handed into Mrs. G., and now we can hardly wait for Sunday and our acceptance tea to come. Then we will know who our new swabbies are. We feel this is the most important thing that happens to LaDianaeda during the whole year. One more word about rushes ibefore I strike it from this column for the year. Thank you Phoonix and Sigma for all your help with our rush, and a special thanks to you "Santa Sloane" for some "interesting" remarks at Christmas. Also, thank you O.T. and Sharmea for your thoughtful gifts. New Co-Advisor Welcomed We officially welcome Elizabeth "Liz" Felt into the L.D. crew as our new co-advisor. Liz Is a past member of L.D. and we're proud to have such a cute gal aboard our ship. I'm sure after Tuesday night Mrs. Mum is extremely happy to have Liz with us. Called for Real Coxirage Janice Kinomoto and Linda Allen are to be cited for bravery beyond ithe call of duty for rescuing our picnic benches from an entire junior high football team. Strange, But Nevertheless If anyone is looking for Carolyn Kennedy, the last time I saw her was Friday night in the zoo feeding garden hoses to the polar bears and locking for Ann in the monkey house. We were glad and surprised that we didn't need our supply of spare tires; of course our henchmen could have had something to do with it; all they reported seeing were a few water mocassins. |