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Show November 20, 1959 SIGNPOST Page 3 Poor Frosh By John Hale Signpost Spelling Expert (Editor's Note: In place of a spelling column, this week our spelling expert wants to test your knowledge. How many errors are there?) It is certainly a great' study in neurosis to watch a freshman the first qrartre of school. Let's take Herman the slob again. (Herman is going to get sick and tired of being taken all the time.) It's his first day and he has come prepared. Of coarse he has to have a brief case you're a nothing on the campus with out a brief case. In the case he carries the standard works (FVeud made easy-slob edition, the complete works of Maynard Greensides, and The Fidel Castro Primer.) A boquett of pansies, to secure a grade from Miss Read, is a must in every freshmans brief case. Pulls Push Herman excitedly parks his car (on the man who is giving parking tickets) walkes to the door Library Policy May Change In the future, the library may maintain an "open door policy" during assemblies. Because of numerous student protests against closing the library when there is an assembly, the Board of Control decided to recommend to the Administrative Council that the library remain open. "We have fine assemblies planned for the entire student-body, but the Board of Control doesn't want to force anyone to attend them," Mike Murdock, stu-dentbody president, said. Indy's Move Toward Unity An open discussion meeting was held Wednesday, November 3 for the independent students on the Weber Campus. Organization was the theme of the discussion. Participants decided that organization would help bring a blend of social life on campus, and give the independents a place and a feeling of belonging. It is believed that this will help Weber to be a more friendly school and give more support for school activities. As temporary chairman, Kathy Kittock was chosen with Merle Butler and Bonnie Talty as co-chairmen. Linda Roghaar is the acting secretary. Evelyn Johns, Bob Poulson, Boyd Crowther, Barbara Neilson and Kent Williams are committee members. Purposes, reasons, and a tentative constitution were read and discussed. The group met again for further preparation Wednesday, November 11, at noon. (Anyone curious or interested is urged to attend.) NEED AUTO PARTS? See Ogden Auto Parts & Glass Co. 363 - 22nd, Ogden College Outline Series Made Simple Books Schaum Series Christmas Cards THE BOOKMARK. 3065 Harrison Blvd., EX 3-1433 that says push and pulls it open." Its much more convient that way any how" rationalizes Herman to the frendly custodian with tire marks on his head. Herm walks into what he thinks his his first period class, Home education. He walks to the sink and washes his hands. "Hmmm, choice desks" herman decides as he lifts the lid on the desk and puts his brief case in. Dry, too Ah this must be the teacher." herman decides as an elderly lady walks through the door humming 'How. dry I Am'. "Now why does she she have to scream and swear like that, Its not good for my neurosis."After several weird girls start in the room and decide to leave Herman decides he has wrong class maybe the wrong college. The girls arn't too sociable. Well it doesn't look like the teacher is coming- back so Herm AWS Schedules Leaders Confab By Carolyn Sommers AWS Reporter The annual AWS leader ship convention has been planned for this Saturday at the BYU. Attending will be AWS officers and council members and all other girls who hold positions of leadership in the area's colleges. "Today, Together We Build Tomorrow" is the theme of this year's convention. In the general assembly and workshop, the emphasis will be placed upon the value of good leadership and group dynamics. The convention will begin with registration at S a.m. followed by a general assembly, workshop, lunch and concluding sessions. All girls who attend will be guests of the University at the Saturday afternoon football game. NEED HUB CAPS? See Ogden Auto Parts & Glass Co. 363 - 22nd, Ogden for... Phonographs Tape Recorders WE INVITE PPSIC fit j(EMIIS The 2276 WASHINGTON DINNER HOUSE 'Finest Foods Served Anywhere" 985 Riverdale Road EX 4-0581 HI There! See You At Either FOR THE BEST icked On goes to the desk lifts the lid and graps his brefi case. Now who'd do a thing like that put water in his desk. Oh these lovable upper classmen they're so full of fun. "I wonder why those girls didn'd come in", Werman empies the water out of his case (howed that gold fish get there) "I know they are welcome the door says WOMEN."Faculty Seminar Features Darwin This year, l!)r,!, marks the KlOth anniversary of Darwin's "Origin of the Species." To commemorate this occasion, the professional standards committee of the Weber College Association will hold its first faculty Seminar on Tuesday, Nov. 24, at '! p.m., in Room 14.'i. This will be a round table discussion on the central theme of Darwinism in every day affairs. Dr. Vascoe M. Tanner of the Brigham Young University Zoology Department will present the introductory speech. Dr. Tanner is widely known as one of Utah's foremost biologists. He will bring to Weber College a background of biological facts and theories which promises to make this Seminar one of the best of the year. Each division in the school is invited to respond to Dr. Tanner's introduction by indicating the influence Darwin has had upon contemporary thought in its respective field. CARLSON'S BERNINA SEW and KNIT Quality Fabrics Botany Yarns "Your Sewing and Knitting Headquarters" Mt. OGDEN PLAZA 1165 Patterson EX 4-5964 9 Phonograph Records Accessories YOU TO VISIT BLVD., OGDEN, UTAH FOR YOUR NEW . . . Peri-Vent FLOATING Contact Lenses SEE . . . Dr. Verne L. Nielsen 2325 Wash. Blvd. PHONE EX 3-1011 of Our Fine Places 4200 HARRISON 3S5 - 12th Street DRIVE-IN SERVICE Audubon Spots Scott's 'Rambles Emerson B. Scott, noted out-doors' enthusiast and wildlife photographer, will present the second in this year's series of Audubon Screen Tours on Tuesday, November 24th, at 8 p. m., at the Moench Building on the lower campus. Mr. Scott has devoted most of his adult life to photographing and lecturing on wildlife. His current interest is "Rocky Mountain Rambles," the subject of his' coming lecture. He is recognized as one of the oustanding experts in this field and holds memberships in the Adventurers' Club of Chicago, the International Platform Association and the Photographic Society of America. Among the animals Mr. Scott has photographed in the Colorado Wilderness are Bighorn she'ep, elk, deer, bear and a large assortment of birds and small animals. Other Audubon Screen Tours coming to Weber include the "New World Rediscovered" by Laurel Reynolds, "The Shandon Hills," by Eben McMillan and "Puerto Rico, U. S. A." by Fran Williams Hall. How dashing you are ... in this continental-look swaggart set of stone-colored exclusive all wool plaid. Fur blend back and sleeves . . . brass button trim. Sizes 5 to 15. $22 S5 Debaters Head For Stockton, Calif. The talking champs of Weber College are scheduled to blow down Stockton, Calif. next weekend. Weber College's forensic greats are planning to attend the Western States Debate Tournament during the Thanksgiving holidays. Representing Weber College at the meet will be John Stat-ler, Charles Powell, Ann Fox, Barbara Davenport, Shari Bu-not, and Mac Gift. This is one of the largest tournaments in the United States and is the largest Weber College will participate in this year. Last year Weber won in both Men's and Women's Divisions with Mike Murdock and Bob Moesinger, and Carolyn Hiener and Rosalee Schofield. Jim Hardy won a third in extempore speaking. Sweepstakes trophy also went to the Ogden representatives. Br |