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Show April 1, 1955 SIGNPOST Page 3 Who Sez? By Sancy Nanders This week your roving reporter decided to ask t question: "What is the difference between a duck?" his "The difference between a duck fi '' f a duck-out and ? the duck that you see in tne pool. So therefore, if you want to see a duck ducking in a pool, duck in and see tne a u c k ducking in the pool, or duck out if you don't want to see the duck Wayne Mayberryducking." "Well, in the r- rr.- eyes of a nuclear physicist it would be its form and its walk and its way of living according to its molecules and their coloring. Of course, you could always consider the webbed feet which helped in its limping walk. With this difference it can go on land and water." u Noel Vanden Bosch ' rn ' ft it "What's th a t something you oat? T don't jknow what a duck duck is, but I guess it's all ffl'the same differ tLjt'- J"rience unless, of J course, you li r w "a to argue over f petty differences. 5.: When you con - sides all the dif j., ferent kinds of i' ' differences, what u... is the difference Dick Stuart anyway?" Meet Your Friends at MASON'S DRIVE IN Any Day of The Week 1 Riverdale Road at Lincoln Ave. FLASH! Buy 3--Get 1 FREE! Nationally-Advertised FLASH BULBS Regularly 13c Each Now 4 for 39c I Carton of 10 98c ! I j Regular $1.30 ! While They Last j STOCK UP NOW! ! j 2506 Washington Blvd. f '' 1 "I didn't know there was a difference! If there was one it would be that they swim instead of sink; and they come in different colors, sizes, shapes, and have various types of mating calls which they use on specialoccasions." Claudia McMillen ''Who ever heard of different colored ducks? The only one I had was yellow and he died. I had some different colored goldfish once a red one, a green one, a yellow one, and a pink and white spotted one but they died, too." U - II n 7 ' I Colle'n Greenwell "There are ani- mal ducks and vegeiaDie qucks 1 and a q u e d ucts 'i and duck what people do when somebody throws a ball at them. After that comes product and conduct. Best of all I like male ducks and male humans are even better than male ducks." Betty Elmer Sharmea Awaits Annual Promenade All the "Pink Ladies" are busy putting the final touches on plans for the dance tonight. We've really put in a lot of work and we think the dance will be the most unusual you've ever attended. Our party with Alpha Rho to plan the dance was really the most! We did the Virginia Reel, and the polka, the samba and anything else we could think of. Even in the cold weather, the front porch of the "Kopper Kottage" was a very popular place. , Our assembly will be presented April 15, so be sure to come and see it. Hope we see you all at our dance tonight, too! Sigma's Busy Now, Plan Parties Well, we Sigma men did it again on our wonderful "Nightmare Dance," held at the Old Mill. Everyone seemed to enjoy himself. On Wednesday, March 23, elections were held for new officers. Tom Cummings is our new president, Ted Preece is ourvice-president, George Devlantes is our secretary, and Tom Quinn our new treasurer. We hope these men will carry Sigma through Spring quarter in fine style. Last night's party with O.T. was a howling success. We bowled and played pool at Paramount Bowl and then went upstairs for dancing and eating. ? ' Chanodo Awaits Dance, Easter Breakfast Chanodo's Spring Formal will be held April 22. The candidates for Robin Hood are Ray Cummings, Chanodo; Jerry Thompson, Otyok-wa; Dee Packer, W.A.A.; Gary Jensen, Sharmea; Ralph Firth, L. D.; Cordell Nelson, A.W.S., and Noel Vanden Bosch, Whip. Lots of success, may the best guy win. See you at the dance? Chanodo's Annual Easter Breakfast will be held Eas'ter morning, for all members and alumni. Lots of luck and success to Sharmea and Alpha Rho in their dance being held tonight. Ship'nShore- likes the 51 linen look for Spring! 298 - oV It's a pretty pretender! Has a linen air . . . but it's wrinkle-resist fine-yarn rayon! Sleeves have a rolled-up look . . . but they're shortie-cuffs! White, bonbon pastels, glowtones... unconditionally washable. Sizes 30 to 40. Other new Ship'n Shore blouses . . . broadcloths, patterns! sis Font's Anything Goes Probably the most hashed-over subject of all time is that of school teachers. Not wishing to be outdone, I should like to add my muddy little two cents worth. In the following revelation, any resemblance to teachers living or partly dead is purely intentional. Only the names have been omitted to protect the guilty. There are two kinds of teachers: female and male. Strangely enough, their specie resembles the human to some extent, and this physical resemblance has thrown many a green freshman off the track. All Alike All teachers have two eyeballs in front and at least one in back; they have 206 bones, about 900 muscles (of which 89 9are in the head), two legs, two arms, and a face contorted from thinking terrible thoughts. Female teachers are the really dangerous ones because they grow so young nowadays that it is becoming impossible to distinguish them from the students, and they're the worst kind. There is one sure way that an unsuspecting student can tell the difference between his fellow martyrs and male teachers. A male teacher who has any hair will undoubtedly have a new crewcut which resembles a cross between a terry towel and a shag rug. The hairless variety will exhibit a dome shine of the highest radiance. Teacher Strange Teachers are very strange animals. They like tests, book reports, research themes, other teachers, straight, "A" students, one particular suit (which they wear every day all year long), red pencils, report cards, libraries, and old beat-up jokes. They hate extroverts, teachers' salaries, "fra- Take it easy in a 5? it i , i'. i f j It's not hard to put yourself in a relaxed state of mind once you settle yourself into a lightweight and comfortable Lazyloom sportcoat. Easy fitting, soft, all wool. Lazyloom is the perfect companion for casual living. Perfect for weekends travel school all around country comfort. In a wide variety of in-format patterns, smooth textured with a feather-soft touch. Plus all the style and tailored quality that has made Cricketeer the nation's favorite sportcoat. $25 to $45 ternizing" between sexes, assemblies, holidays, and students in general. In short, they love all things homo sapiens hate, and they hate all things homo sapiens love. 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