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Show THE SIGNPOST Page 3 A. W. S. Will Hold "Traffic Jam" Weak True Confessions: Harold Earl: "I never kl3s a girl unless she asks me to." Woody Giles: "Abdict, a guy what drinks dope." Killer Diller Hilliard: "I fail to see the humor." Bill Thomas: "I'd always inspect the back seat of a car before I'd think of buying it." Failure Story Paul Grogger: I had lost my Helen. And Mr. Abbott had said, "Bring her back alive, or else come back on your shield." I rushed out of the night club. A slender, lovely figure appeared ahead. I grabbed her by the arm, gasped, and said now I've got you. From just out of nowhere came a black shadow, blacker than the night, and whistling like the wings of bad angels out looking for trouble. I gues3 someone must have had ahold of her other hand. Anyway it was not our Helen, not Mr. Abbot's Helen. Indistinctly I stepped behind a telephone pole. That stopped him for only a minute: so I cried I am not the man, I do not mean whatf you think. I am a stranger to your city. Do not hurt me. My mother would not like it. I would not like it. Then something enveloped me like a bale of hay only heavier, and then the good, kind police came and saved me. I didn't know Bob Pell was twins, I just thought he was unusually active, and that's why I saw him so much. And to the boys tap-dancing clas3 we humbly dedicate: "You may have a few steps but you'll never be Astalre ..." Oh well, it's as good as Mr. Young's "Who came in the door?" Latest budding romance to blossom is that of Chet Gilgen and Ruth Tillotson. Ah! to be young and in love. Grandy i3 going to get excited one of these days and take the bus to Brigham, at five o'clock, if she doesn't get one to Clearfield first. These city dudes must have what it takes, or else they are unusually susceptible. What are the3e rumors about you and the jail, Grogger? Is it true you got mixed up in a revolving triangle, and all over Abbott? Come on, tell all. Chorus Broadcasts? The mixed chorus of Weber College presented a program last week over station KLO, Mr. Wayne Bundy announced. All went well until Mr. Parry was informed that they were not on the air. After the trouble was remedied, Mr. Bundy began his announcement again. The music swelled and diminished. The last number, the Faust Waltz, lilted to a finish. "Wonderful!" cried all the listeners in the studio. "The only comment we have is that you have not been broadcasting for the last five minutes. 'Black Magic' has been on the air instead." ENSIGN DRUG CO. OGDEN, UTAH 333 24th St. Phone 6231 "Our Work Satisfies" Whip Club The freshmen girls were honored at a candlelight tea held recently in the women's lounge. The centerpiece on the tea table wa3 a crystal bowl of red carnations and fern with lighted tapers at either end. The officers in charge of the tea were Babs Clark, president; Margaret Neal, Mildred Beck, Kathleen Painter, and Shirley Turnquest. Music was furnished by an ensemble composed of Mary Heinen, Herman Green, Audrey Bush, Ruth Olson. Faculty members who poured were Mrs. Lucille Owen Pett, Mrs. Clarisse Hall, Mrs. Lydia Tanner, Miss Ida Stewart, Miss Yvonne Ashton, Miss Marian Read, Mis3 Eva Browning, and Miss Lucy Denning. The following Whip Club girls assisted in serving and entertaining: Barbara Blackman, Arlene Davis, Thelma Eskel3on, Elva Dee Garner, Ruth Greenwell, Irene Hall, Mary Heinen, Bette Herring-ton, Barbara Huff, Velrna Hunter, Karlene Jackson, Elaine Jones, Gladys Kalney, Vendla Kennedy, Reva Knowles, Ruth Neville, Mar- cia Nicholas, Jean Richards, Elsie Roush, Marie Showells, Ruth Skel- ton, Josephine Stone, Jean Tueller and Verna Mae Wiggins. Approximately 15 0 guests call ed between the hours of 5 and 7. La Diana eda La Dianeda is happy to an nounce the following girls as pledges: Louise Barton, Bessie Brown, Norma Foulger, and Dorothy Squires. A Valentine breakfast was held in their honor at Green Gables. The Valentine theme was carried out in the table decorations. Double candelabras held red candles at either end of the table, which was centered with a crystal bowl of red roses. The place cards were candy hearts decorated with each girl's name. President Ruth Skelton told some interesting facts to acquaint the girls with the purpose of the club. Norma Barrows was toast mistress. Very clever toasts were given by the freshman girls introducing the pledges and the officers of the club. At the conclusion of the breakfa3t the four girls were pledged by the star. The club trio, Thelma Eskelson, Elaine Jones, and Barbara Huff sang the club songs. Education Club The Education Club held a swimming party Thursday, February 16 at the gym. After a pleasant swim the members enjoyed chili, hot chocolate and marshmallows. The officers in charge of the party were Henry Jensen, president, and June Taylor, vice president. All of the students who are majoring in Education are members of this club. For Perfect Hairdressinfg Come to Ken's Barber Shop 2313 Washington Ave. EVERYTHING IN MUSIC AT Glen Brothers 2540 Washington Blvd. Otyokwa Otyokwa honored nine pledges at a buffet supper at the home of Miss Velma Hunter on February 6th. Pledges were Lola Brown, Sybil Doxey, Marge Jarvis, Bernice Lewis, Carlene Lindquist, Aurline Osmond, Evelyn Smith, 6hirley Robbins, and Marge Robbins. Members present were Kathleen Painter, Marcia Nicholas, Maxine Scillian, Joanne Smith, Bette Her-rington, Josephine Stone, Helen Abbott, Jane Nickson, Shirley Turnquist, Bernice Criddle, Ruth White, Ellen Miner, Jean !Rlch-ards, Janet Wilcox, Phyllis Car-don, Farrell Ensign, Velma Hunter, Ellen Williams, Margaret Cro3s, Betty Williams, Norma Pantone, Nadine Madson, Dorothy Dixon, Ellen Wilson, Bernice Grandy, Irene Coombs, and Jane Jones. lota Tau Kappa Iota Tau Kappa announces the following girls as pledges: Ruth Olsen, Donna Hogge, Delpha Hales, and Arline Mitchell. These pledges were given a welcoming speech by Fern Sharp at a special meeting held in the lounge on February eighth, at which time Helena Danielson, sponsor of the club, gave a talk on personal charm and Elsie Roush spoke on intramural co-operation. Iota Tau Kappa welcomes these freshman girls and hopes that their affiliation with the club will add much to their pleasure while attending Weber. Tri Vesta Tri Vesta held a cherry and hatchet party February 22, at the home of Florence Wangsgard. Game3 and races were played. Refreshments symbolic of Washington were served. The hostesses were Norma Jemmet, Ruth Nelson, Rosemarie Nielson, and Florence Wangsgard. Club members present were Jessie Price, Arllla Eyre, Bessie Brown, Beth Randall, Edna Lund, Inez Stimpson, Louise Neville, Farrell Ensign, Ellen Wilson, Arlene Davis, Gertrude Berghout, Celinda Davidson, Marion Hess, Ruth Tillotson, Bernice Taggert, Nadine Madsen, and Mrs. Tanner, the club adviser. Dorothy Dixon: Oo, see! Ducks. Morton Fuller: No, Dotty water kress. RODEO CAFE 372 25th St. Ogden, Utah After the Acorn Ball . . . The PILOT Serves Super Sandwiches and The Best Malts in Town Sweetheart Dance The Sweetheart dance was held Friday, February 11, in the Weber college ballroom with the Excelsior club sweetheart, Maxine Scillian, reigning over the event. Red and white decorations of a Valentine theme were used on the throne and about the ballroom. The throne had seven tiers upon which the seven girl3 stood. Orlo Childs, club advisor, sang the Excelsior Club Sweetheart song. Miss Arline Smedley, the sweetheart chosen in 193 5 by Dick Powell, presented the sweetheart and her attendants, Kathleen Painter and Aurline Osmond, with bouquets of roses. President Stanley Mansfield, who was in charge of arrangements, presented the girls with gifts. Faculty Faculty members of Weber college were entertained February 17th at a party held in the school cafeteria. The evening was spent playing games. Mrs. O. M. Clark won the cut prize, a potted plant. The committee in charge of arrangements was Mrs. Lydia Tanner, Mrs. Lucille Owen Petty, Miss Yvonne Ashton, Mr. Roland Parry, and Mr. Clair Johnson. Light refreshments were served. Did you hear about the Frenchman who wa3 relating his experience in studying the English language? He said: "When I first discovered that if I was quick, I was fast; that if I was tied, I was fast; if I spent too freely, I was fast; and that not to eat was to fast, I was discouraged."But when I came across the sentence, "The first one won 'one-dollar prizes', I gave up trying!" Cleaning Pressing Venon Po.ilson Parley Ellison Distinctive Dry Cleaning 490 25th St. Phone 3884 OGDEN. UTAH Fountain Candy Lunches at JOHN'S 406 25th Street New and old Books and Magazines Ogden Book Store WE CARRY A COMPLETE LINE OF BOOKS John Heller, Mg. Phone 395 On Friday, March 11, the Associated Women Students will hold their winter quarter dance. The theme of this dance will be a "Traffic Jam." There are so many stop signs outside that the officers have decided when people come to dances they ifeel rather lost without them. Therefore, stop signs, traffic tickets, traffic signals, and even policemen, will be supplied, all in fun of course. The dance will be sport, so break down and come. You may act silly if you want, but must have a really good time. Jane Nickson says: "Girls, here's your chance to ask that fellow you have been wanting to know all year and, fellow3, you'd better be nice to your one and only or you'll find yourself sitting home with your knitting." The prize absent-minded professor story this week is about the professor who put his umbrella in bed and stood in the sink! BENO'S CLASSY SHOP For Younj Men 384 25th St. OGDEN BEAUTY SCHOOL Students' Specials Shampoo and FingerwaVe 25c Shampoo or Fingerwave 25c firow Lash Dye 50c Acne Treatment 50c Oil Permanent Wave $1 to $3 TRESSA JOHNSON, Supervisor Phone 247 ARDEN'S VOGUE Ogden, Utah Featuring the newest in Dress Coat Suits, Hosiery Sportswear and Lingeiie 2564 Washington Ofjden, Utah Invites you to jJL make our J J store your I shopping I j cen ter i |