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Show THE SIGNPOST Scandals of The Weak Who was the Ogden mysieiv man who sent the cute trigham gal the chocolates? Iiene O.risor., you've been holding out jn us! Jack Evans (W. C. II.) is taking private lessons from a certain suicide (dyed by her own. hand) blond in the technique of prk-ology. Look out, Jack, you'll Wheelwright into love if you don't watch out. Do you know that a certain Weber girl had to hide a diamond in a hot dog to keep her boy friend from finding out about it? Yep, 'tis true. To the class: 'Don't let anything even your schooling interfere with your education" Thanks to Mr. O. M. Clark. And speaking of men, Weber has a divine new eligible (thanks to Betty Mae) bachelor (Olof) who'll be a B. M. O. C. (Big Man On Campus) before long, we predict. But he has the saddest look in his eyes. We hear he was disappointed in love once, but don't give up, gals ! And of Mr. Cra-ven we aslc: 'Do you want another milk bottle?" Say, Mae Ritchie, what do you think of this up and coming Martha society? What society editor is having trouble fixiding society? Give Tony Pantone a break and let's have some action. It seems the freshmen girls are getting the pick of the boys and the "sophs" get the rest. Losing your appeal, girls? Why no business in the bus or inn this year? Is it because of the "ban" or lack of funds? Is the park ours now or has our friend forgotten his speech of a year ago so soon? (Answer, please.) What president and what secretary of Weber are working for the best good of the school? NOTE TO BOYS Just for your information, Issy is getting choosey. Last, week she refused four dates don't let those soft eyes get you, becauae there are other nice girls in this school. Fros.h Am I the only man you have ever kissed? She Yes, and by far the best looking. Mr. Whitney Young raises a question that answers itself. He says : "Just how should one proceed if he wishes to dance with some of his attractive girl students. For my own part, I have long wanted to do just that." Reply: "We have no defense, dear teacher." While we are on the subject, open season has been declared from the rostrum upon Mr. David Trevithick. In all fairness open season should also be declared upon Mr. Orlo Childs and Miss Ida Stewart. What's this triangle among Bag-ley, Ayre, and Lindsey? Is it isosceles or equilateral? Watch it. Kay Blaes. If this column isn't the column you want for a column, see Ed Watson. Ho had a worse one. Some of it is still in his possession. That man was a spectacle. Yes ; he was worse; he was a spyglass. O. HENRY VOTE FOR YOUR FAVORITE CO-ED THEN SEE Hold That Co-Ed V 1 V s $- .s Joan Davis At F. H V P Ci n r, s starting - A. W. S. Plans Big Year The Associated Women Students, under President Phyllis Cardon, has planned the greatest year in its history. These are a few of the plans: A huge rummage sale, bridge tournaments, a radio for Unpopular women's lounge, assembles, a girls' dance every quarter, new girls' social club, and birthday cards mailed to each girl. La Dianaeda Fetes Alumni Beverly Briem was hostess to La Dianaeda and alumni members of last year, Saturday night at a slumber party (or party) which began at twelve o'clock and ended in the wee morning. Among" other things it was a great success. Phoenix's Perfect Co-ed The students' choice of their ideal co-ed will be sponsored by Phoenix, under the capable leadership of Harold Benson, in collaboration with the Egyptian theatre. Out of the final five girls (chosen for personality, clothes, scholarship and beauty) will bo the ideal Miss Weber. College Night (Tuesday) at the Egyptian the five girls will appear on the stage and the ideal co-ed will be announced and presented a six-weeks' pass to the theatre. Year's First Social Weber College's annual Get Ac-uainted dance was held Friday, September 23, with the largest crowd attending in years Humorous cartoons by Garner adorned the ballroom walls The student body officers, Merle Allen, president; Beverly Briem, vice president; Aurline Osmond, secretary, and John Lind-quist, treasurer, were in charge of the arrangements. Whip club entertained at intermission with a drill and school songs. Instructors Employed (Continued from Page 1) tend the University of California. Miss Ruth Peterson, who took her master's degree at Columbia university, is in the art and textiles department. Mr. Ira Markam is in the business department. He teaches office machines. He received his master's degree at New York university.Miss Nancy Barker returned from the University of Wisconsin, where she worked on her doctor's degree in foreign languages. Mr. David Trevithick returned after a year's study at the University, of London. Mr. E. C. Jcppson, Mr. G. Z. Nielsen, Mr. McCormick and Mr. Mc-Phelters are new instructors in vocational education. Miss Eva Browning is studying at Columbia university during the fall quarter. Mr. Roland Perry will be on leave of absence after the fall quarter. During the summer, Mr. Walter Neville, Mr. Cluster Nilsson and Miss Marian Read studied at the University of Southern California. Mrs. Lvdia Tanner studied at the Unversity of Utah during the summer.With - Jack Halev the T T A "XT n i sunaay Society -? Lettermen Will Choose Officers The Lettermen, newly formed men's social club, will elect officers this week. They promise a surprise social event this year that will outshine all others. Their club name, Lettermen, signifies that each member has won his letter in athletics, and only boys who have accomplished this may be pledged. Tri Vesta Organizes Tri Vesta, composed only of girls ma joring in Home Economics, open-its year of activities Wednesday night with an informal party in the women's lounge to welcome freshmen into the organization. Nar dine Madsen, president, and Ellen Wilson, secretary, were in charge of the affair. Calling All Droops Our latest name for you is a drip or a twill. You're getting to be a pretty extinct animule around Weber but still if your date book is screeching to have its curling yellow pages crammed with exciting stuff and things, why not rejuvenate the poor empty thing? This will help: Don't let us find you guilty of any of these bug-a-boos or we'll boot you right back into the "Drippy Droop society": 1. Being undependable in what you say and do. 2. Being wishy-washy. 3. Tearing like a hurricane into people who displease you. ' 4. Being a loud-rowdy show-off. 5. Being uncnthusiastic, pessimistic, sarcastic, uncheerful, braggy. 6. Forgetting to use your lister-ine and lifebuoy. 7. Being sloppy, dirty both in mind and matter.. 8. Never doing nice little things for others. 9. Loving to knife people in the back when you pretend to be their friend. 10. Being uncouth, impolite, and lazy. Bouquets and Boos The first bouquet of the year goes to the Whip club for their peppy drill during the first dance of the season. And do they look snappy in their new uniforms! A cauliflower is a cabbage with a college education. MARK TWAIN Five Feminine Favorites Found (Continued from Page 1) ed as "Miss Weber." She will be presented to Ogden at the Egyptian theatre Tuesday night. Admission to his affair will be 25 cens and student body. Student's Attention When in Need of GLASSES You Will be SMART to Consult J. T. RUSHMER and SON OPTOMETRISTS 2436 Washington Blvd. - Otyokwa Plans Rushing The Squaws (the good looking honeys who wear crossed arrows and neat black frocks on Wednesdays) will be hostesses to many freshmen girls Rush week. A full freshmen girls rush week. A full need we mention that in the meantime Otyokwa and all the other clubs are keeping an eagle eye on the prospective frosh? Get-Acquainted Party Successful Last night in the women's lounge, A. V. S. was hostess to hundreds of freshmen and sophomore girls at its annual get-acquainted party. Fifteen girls, chosen by the association, were special hostesses to the freshmen. Clever skits, and doughnuts and cider completed a perfect evening. Your Corner By BLAIR BURTON Today seems to be fan mail day. At least judging from the number of eulogies sent in, one would say-so.The following bouquet was submitted by Alan Christiansen. "A leader, a gentleman in every respect is my estimate of Jack Thomas, our football captain for this year." Chall Allred calls our attention to the obvious virtues of our estimable student bodv prexv, Merle-Allen."When I entered Weber college, I knew but one student. Naturally I went about almost in misery ; spoken to by no one. Then I met Merle Allen on the campus and he spoke to me in a tone that seemed both friendly and sincere." Flash! Former high school notables invade Weber ! Among the noted freshmen that have joined the Weberites are Barbara Reeves, who can climb a soap box with the best of them ; Mack Cook, who can tell a Bach fuge from a virtuoso; Curtis Johnson, who numbers poultry judging among his no few accomplishments; and Kent Rounds, who belongs in anybody's brain trust. Green dinky caps distinguish the "freshies" the first week of school. Wearing of "dinkies" ?. tradition in many colleges, has been a,dop.ted by Weber for two years. Not only do the caps definiely set apart the freshmen, but the color reminds him how ''green" he is. Hello! Just call me "Butch," identification tags were worn September 21-23, the official Hello Davs. Th is is the second vear that this means has been used to acquaint the students and create a more friendly atmosphere at Weber. The idea has proved to be a good one in that if one wanted to know the name of the handsome unfamiliar, all one had to do was to glance sidelong (so as not to seem anxious) and read his or her name. However, after one had walked down Attention!! We Feature a Distinctive Line of . . . JEWELRY ESPECIALLY ADAPTED FOR COLLEGE MEN AND WOMEN We Manufacture Our Own Class Pins and Emblem Goods See Us for Estimates Grace Jewelry 2479 Washington Blvd. Herd in the Hall Yep in the form of a junk magazine. In case you don't know what a junk magazine is it's just one in which there is a lot of junk. Very simple don't you think? And so's the stuff in 'em. Well, anyhow in case you've been dreaming lately (and who hasn't with that Fuller and Horrible Henry running around loose) here's what the loony pulp says : Brains: To eat brains in a dream-is supposed to mean increased knowledge and ability to think. (Ain't dreams wonderful) ? Hash: A gal who dreams of cooking hash should beware of fits of jealousy of her honey or husband (if you're that fortunate). Harem: Warning against intrigue or careless associations and to be-a favorite in a harem predicts many suitors of lights and frivolous-character.Time Fails (Continued from Page IV cans and to the English he was Judas. Then, he was branded as the lowest of all men. Now, he is presented as something of an idol. But neither he nor the lovely lady whom he married, wherever they may be at this moment, can forget the scaring years they endured in England. They could not live them out, they could not hold up their heads, and' yet they must do both. Time cannot mellow everything. the main hall several times, the greeting became a little mechanical. But it's siill fun, and really accomplishes its purpose. People are funny that way some of them eager to make new-friendships and acquaintances, and others just not seeming to care. Now this morning as I was walking along the walk on the west side of the building, I approached a group of perhaps five boys. They were conversing among themselves and were all total strangers. As I was just about to pass", one of the boys looked up, smiled a friendly hello and asked me how I was. That fellow, I am sure, will go a long way in this world if he continues to be a friend. We Cordially Invite Each and Ever)' Student of WEBER COLLEGE To Visit and Shop With Us NEWEST STYLES Priced Within Reach of Every Woman ARDEN'S VOGUE 2465 Washington BIvtL |