Show deady 3 s yeigi ye iii tale i 61 I 1 U VU a U UN MISS HAM HAMS S VERSES grunt grunt squeal squeal said miss ham there are such nice words that rhyme with pig that I 1 do believe I 1 shall think up some verses and then when I 1 have thought them up I 1 will recite them to you all grunt grunt squeal squeal laughed porky pig you say that as though it would be a treat for us to listen to them and so it will be said miss ham I 1 it will be a great treat grunt grunt you d better make up your verses said I 1 inky pig you can t tell how they might turn out that Is my advice to you of course I 1 didn dian t ask your advice said miss ham but I 1 in giving it to you free said pinky pig that shows my fine gen erous a nature 0 oh doea does it indeed squealed miss ham creatures who never give any thing tree free except advice I 1 haven t so much use for and this Is the first time I 1 have ever known you to give any thing free well it Is just as well to make a told aid pinky pig I 1 begin by giving free advice I 1 can t tell what I 1 mey end up in giving I 1 can guess though said porky pig I 1 can guess too said sammy sau san sage so can I 1 squeal squeal said sir percival val pork and I 1 can guess grunt grunt said sir benjamin bacon I 1 can guess and my guess will be right said brother bacon I 1 am sure I 1 can guess it if my child takes after me said pinky pigs mother so can I 1 said mrs pink rink pig and so can I 1 squeal squeal said mrs pinky pig well instead of all talking about being able to guess what I 1 may end up I 1 don t ask your advice in giving guess theal squealed pinky pig and all the pigs grunted and rhuea squealed led you 11 end up by not giving anything more than the advice you start off giving and pinky pig grunted and twisted his tall but he had nothing to say for he knew that this was the truth you re all talking so much and you re not giving me the chance to re cite ray my verses said miss ham but you said you were going to think them up first said porky 1 ig so I 1 did but it doesn doean t take tale me tor for ever to think up verses said miss ham gracious said porky do you mean to tell me you have thought up more than one already most certainly said miss bacon well did I 1 ever said porky pig loud you d better recite them said pinky pig and then as I 1 said well we 11 be able to tell and you 11 II be able to tell how they re turned out just because there are a lot of words which rhyme with pig doesn doean t mean that your verses will be beautiful there are words which rhyme with love and many a poet has used them but it all depends upon the poet or the verse writer what sort of verses they become let her recite them said por porky I 1 y pig so miss bacon twisted her tall an and d recited its it old old news to hear that a pig pi in the good old mud just loves to dig but old new news Is good news in this case at least for there s nothing such tun fun as a mud digging feast fair said pinky I 1 ilg ig only fair and not particularly true for there are lots of things more tun fun than mud digging eating for example give her a little poetic freedom said porky pig in poetry she ashes a not supposed to be too exact pray con dinue porky added I 1 love to grunt and I X love to squeal but moat most of all I 1 love to feel that the farmer soon will come to teed feed those who revel in their greed better said pinky pig slightly better and then miss ham recited her last one alere are those who say that love Is sweet there are those who say it Is a treat an old old friend again to meet but I 1 say it its a sweet to eat and the pigs thought this w was as the best of all |