Show SCORE UP ONE FOR JONES sarcastic comment will be ampre dated by those who favor old time methods of travel down in the crimson clover zone there were two tanners named jones and smith respectively jones was old fashioned and stuck to old fash boned ways but smith who was more modern bought a fine new automobile one day he was proudly ing it to some friends when jones came along urn remarked jones as he thoughtfully sized up the handsome machine that thing there on the sided that s a spare rim and a tire an the proud smith we al ways carry an extra one in case one of the wheels goes wrong jes as I 1 allers said was the dja response of jones I 1 ve dhruv houses fer nigh on 60 years and 1 never had to carry a spare leg for one 3 them yet philadelphia press |