Show woman and her hat woman cannot stick a bat on her bead as you stick a ecamp on a letter there Is an ingenious machine that sticks stamps on letters at the rate ot several thousand an hour but nobody has invented a machine for stick ing hats on the heads of women A man can buy a hat in five minutes but no woman would dream of buying a bat in less than an hour often a woman will acquire a splitting head ache in the attempt to find one ha to suit her out of a hundred and not beldom she carries away the bead ache without a hat on 11 the hat hunt Is only a small part of the dally agony of shopping and yet a man london opinion remarks would rath er cut his throat than engage in a hat bunt as a dispassionate spectator men prefer to hunt the tol or the stag the or the lion the grizzly or the grouse A tiger hunt Is not nearly so perilous as a hat bunt |