| Show GUILTY OF ONE SMALL LAPSE the following taken from unwritten history proves george washing ton was only human on tha afternoon of october U 1768 george washington stepped into i the private office of his good philadel phia friend and dentist stra dies awaa an elegant tall afternoon tand chestnut street waa alive with colonial damsels out in their new furs goodday Good dai friend george the dentist as he finished polishing a long wicked looking spear and picked up a gleaming crowbar what brings you downtown dowa town thus early pursued straddles Str adles as ho laid down the crowbar and picket ip an eight pound monkey wrench noth ing wrong with the teeth I 1 trust and be put down the monkey wrench and picked up a bone handled iron mallet weighing it carelessly in bis hand I 1 beg pardon said george wash logton rather nervously abat hd you say 1 I gay ie it biar teeth that brings lou here this beautiful daya ald the dentist as ho put down the bilte siki aia and picked up a pair of gas pliers 0 o my feet said mr washington with a forced laugh ha ha my feet brought me here to be sure ell I 1 am glad to have seen you I 1 m sure I 1 mast go now outside on the pavement he held his band to his aching jw j w and murmured guiltily ah well juat one little lie in a lifetime won t do any harm and mayhap the historians ft never get hold of it |
