Show the american people consume gallons of ico cream year it la hla own fault it the lover ol 01 pumpkin pie la not happy now it must make a man feel might email these days to hide behind woman s A boston minister says that a couple can marry on 16 a week still we advise them not to needless to say that the woman who threw her shoes at the judges bead did not bit him chafing dishes have been found in the ruins of pompeii evidently life in rome aan t all joy A western woman has lost two husbands by lightning evidently belth er of them was a conductor coach haughton gets 10 a year tor teaching harvard how to play toot baIL he earns the money carls are superior to boys as ucal farmers says the department of agriculture back to the landl A girl refused to marry a man because he wore a mustache escaped matrimony by a hair as it wera A customs expert has decided that a hen Is not a bird at the pros ent price of eggs a hen Is a gold mine gum chewing has been barred in court by a new york magistrate there Is sufficient rag chewing with out it supreme court of illinois Is trying to decide whether poker is labor or a pastime with lots of experts its a cinch A boston matron advises girls to dance in order to keep young turkey trot or grizzly bear or just the chick en nept when refused permission to make speeches new york suffragettes talk by signs but then nobody believes in signs edison says that in a few years women everywhere will be cooking by wire suppose the wires get crossed A deputy marshal chased 70 miles ater three men who sold whisky to indians he must have had on aw ul thirst announces a dispatch that two phy received 2 from the estate ofa patient for saving bis life odd itt pins were first manufactured by machinery in 1824 but the inventor of hatkins has luckily managed to keep hla identity hidden to the present parisian dandles refuse to leave their beds and stand in the rain to witness a duel from what we have read of j arisian duels we don t blame them A snow plow smashed a street car la buffalo recently too bad snow plows are not run in summer when the auto speed bug Is at the height of his glory A san francisco actress was jailed because she sent photographs of herself in the altogether through the malls she should have claimed to be a salome dancer four armed and masked men who robbed a near paris france loft behind a cap on which was pinned a small american flag some of out patriotic are sojourning sojo abroad germany has already produced syu milk and synthetic rubber and the synthetic cow cannot be tar away then artificial beefsteak shall ush er in an era of good feeling and artificial teeth A new york modiste thinks she haa discovered a law enabling her to copy right styles since such a law would restrict the circulation of certain styles it is a consummation devoutly to be wished objection to the appointment of a woman as playground director in but talo la made on the ground that she could not maintain discipline why not take a vote of the married men on that question T the skin of a skye terrier has been grafted on the arm of a new york woman now let the mica beware A who deserted two montet ago to bo married haa surrendered and asked to be returned to his post evidently he prefers the chance ol 01 facing powder in the field to the of facing it in the boudoir leading educators met in philadelphia the other day and agreed that aro of little use pu alls are certainly justified in wonder ing of what use education Is when a lot of educators have to hold a solemn conference to discover such an obal eu truth ft ii f t as |