Show the per capita circulation of straw berries is increasing speaking of cubists where does our genial iceman come in what a the score today makes beggar and billionaire brothers soon will be time for the crop ot rock the boat fools to ripen one way to abold cold storage eggs and chicken is to on n a farm own a farm so that you can snap your fingers at cold storage chicken one hundred years ago the silk bat was introduced A style that never la new it la almost time tor the fly to bo led in garlanded rue and swatted the man with the hoe Is abroad in the land in large quantities and overalls swatting hies Is about as effective as the effort to catch elephants with flypaper the lobster crop may be short but there s just as many persons eating crow as ever meaning nothing in particular what frequently seems to be simplified spell ing Is simply pled however baseball was an interest ing game even before percentage col dumns were invented A st louis man dropped dead while starting the kitchen fire this should be a warning to all wives the fact that duty on castor oil has been reduced will be hailed with parti cular delight by every kid hereafter gents always manage to have a love letter about your person besides producing a feeling akin to rare enjoyment it Is practically a sure means of identification in case of sul cide an australian city Is kicking because it has been named can berra which really means laughing jackass in kicking the town Is only exercising its natural prerogative any fair minded man who will study the matter carefully and dispassionately will concede that all persons dealing in soda water by the glass should be required to keep the glasses clean it fashions rule that man must wear tight clothes Is carried out to the letter let assure you that some of us will not be seen outside the house except between midnight and dawn that baby show to be judged by doctors on other points than curls and cuteness will at least give the fond mothers a chance to inquire what do the doctors know about babies anyway A chinese assassin who killed the wrong man politely apologized to the police for bis mistake but there are times when even politeness falls be a palliative and this seems to have been one of them fashion says woman s skirts will be worn tighter than ever this sea eon and then the next step in the evolution of skirts will be that which clings tightly and occasionally are seen on a chorus lady A pennsylvania judge says that many upright men get drunk but not many drunken men get upright now they say that washington not only swore but wrote poetry once in a while in a sort of cursory way mayhap why women want to know should they be required to wear protectors on the points of their hatkins when it would be much easier tor men to wear protective goggles which would realy improve their books in berlin they are showing pictures ot how the stomach works when in active service this Is no double very interesting but the majority are more interested in feeling how the stomach works in active service one young plumber was annoyed when in a new york civil service ex he was asked to define right ascension and yet it Is easy A right ascension is a home run hit to the fence when the bases are full the homeless dog will probably bowl at the announcement made lately that two billion cans are made a year thumb prints on safes may mean much to sleuths but those on the res caurant plates usually mean a new cookee we are now informed that the doc iora knew how to operate for appends atta tn the middle ages which that life then was as insecure as it li today |