Show WHERE HER THOUGHTS WERE most married men have had a sim liar experience if they will admit the truth the husband was reading a news paper account to his wife now and them he paused and asked a question the nature of her replies made him doubt that she was listening closely he accused her of laving thoughts elsewhere and she indignantly retort ed that she bad heard every word he continued reading tor a few minutes and then glanced at her from the flyaway look in her eyes he knew her thoughts were not upon the item ho was reading so turn ing the sheet as an excuse for a pause he continued as follows apparently patently ly reading last night about 2 0 clock in the afternoon just a few minutes before breakfast a hungry boy about sixty years old bought an orange for nine pins and threw it through a concrete wall twenty feet thick with a cry of despalj he jumped into a dry mill pond broke his arm at the knee joint and was drowned it was only ten years later on the same day and at the same hour that a goat gave birth to six elephants A high wind then came up and killed three dead horses and a wooden cigar indian what do you think of that dear he questioned suddenly she gave a little start smiled and said 1 I think a splendid bargain henry you had better get halt a dozen tor your stock of shirts Is low |