Show the morals of the ago will u athletics are encouraged how short is fame a duration what as become of pauline jaynet don t pity the coal man lie hai prosperous winters and restful sum mere yf roses may bloom la the spring but sweet tulips we have with us al ways the year 13 meets with the full expectations of the most supers tl bious it has been said that even the best of men are sometimes worsted and no yam j man upstate Is being sued because he did not pay a note another case which requires due influence ignorance of the law does not defeat a client nearly so often aa does the ignorance of his lawber the man who stole the ivory keys from the piano probably could have been found in the flat underneath does that poultry fancier who la trying to develop a wingless chicken intend to keep the price from soaring making a garden Is a mighty anter eating vocation especially when there 1 a kid s ball game on the next lot referring to english as she is emoke did whoever put the cab in alnet cabaret expect it to rhyme with cab america s champion show a girl Is reported as being very alk from a fit A misfit probably would ave been fatal when the same individual Is both baseball fan and a fisherman be has hard time not to neglect his busl ness an eastern woman recently paid 20 for several bulldog pups and ehe never even growled about the 4 price time is not far off when the para grap hers can again spring that old one about frying eggs on a hot pavement A headline says boston ladles tailors hold vp easter gowns gow ns why the accusation to boston and to tailors it Is said that queen mary spends annually for dress she ace high with some of our american queens A good many people are dissatisfied with the new nickels perhaps they expected them to buy more than the old ones did the airedale Is said to be supplanting the bulldog but it will be long before he gets into a comic picture with a tramp the oldest undertaker in the world has just completed his one hundredth birthday his ambition is to bury the last man on earth A new jersey Is trying 0 o develop a wingless chicken if he should succeed what will the boarding house keepers do report has it that a tampa woman who has been waiting thirty eight ears tor a husband is beginning to grow discouraged funny bow some people are so easily discouraged if turtle serum will sure tuberculosis a serum made from diamondback terrapin ought to make i man live forever A paris artist is coming over to paint new york society people but not the way come of the new york people paint A chicago student earned als tuition by belling horse radish now if he only qualify as the strong man an the athletic team A chicago professor announces that the human race will soon be toothless at least one way of getting back at the beet trust did you ever notice how come worn n will fidget about when they run across a newspaper out of which some hang has been clipped the university of chicago professor t who says that when the temperature goes up morals go down has yet to reconcile hla saying with the fact that waves of crime occur most frequently in the winter i in june harvard university will be itow the degree of doctor of pallos achy upon norbert welner eighteen rears old not BO burat to relieve her from pinching want he new york courts have increased iho income of a fifteen year old girt to a year fl 1 the squirting of an extract taken a consumptive turtle into a con lump tive human being Is an unsolved problem why does a turtle come in to the caie at all i s am |