Show the telephone has invaded jerus lorn the modlea will be next they can cut down the size ot the the dollar but it sounds just as big people who complained of spring fever a few days ago are recovering new york has a new dance called the paresis glide this one Is well named alaska has granted women the right to vote now all it needs is the women there are persons still living who remember when there were tour sea cons to the year A chicago spinster calls heiselt herselt mrs in this instance there being nothing in a name the cubist gown Is referred to as indescribable and the ensuing de proves it what has become of the old fash boned baseball player who never was an actor in the in some cities the hospitals keep open bouse all night tor the convenience of joyriding parties talking about the alleged corset trust there seems to be a demand that it be squeezed to death one way to drive out the unclean bongs would be to put musical and lit arary merit into the clean ones the average woman can make up her face much easier than her mind and it stays made up quite as long why do the great pianists and artists always feel of their faces while having their pictures taken T this discovery that some stars are cold suggests similar discoveries made by various stage door johnnies A man out of work won a prize tor telling why he was jobless this might sound promising but other men balled A western man recently stole a house possibly he wanted to mort it so he could buy an automobile there are very few exceptions 0 o the rule that the city man who waltg to go back on the farm never lived on one A college professor who has not a vocabulary extensive enough to allm binate swear words failed in his ed uc atlon having oiled the tee aad thrown the niblick into the third cheed the resolute golfer approaches the fir ing line now that men are wearing bats with the ribbon bow in the back why not begin to year vests buttoned up the bacat A physician declares that people should eat all the booda on the market newlyweds please take while a chicago man was away from home the roof was stolen off his bouse another one of those cases of seeing stars A contemporary asks it suicide Is justifiable T it depends on whether you are pursued by a bill collector or just an ordinary bore next time the telephone girl tells you the line you want Is busy bear in mind that there are only phones in this country complaint is made of the new nick el that it will not go into a slot therein it shows the reasoning power of inanimate things it is suggested that babies dresses be this system might be re enforced with a muzzle to prevent the eating of matches the young woman who breaks he engagement to a young man because he is too successful certainly seta a new standard of eligibility an eastern firm hoping to frustrate burglars tacked the following sign on the safe this safe open next morning the firm was 3 out approximately five per cent of the total population of the united states gets his or her living more or teas from electricity and its ramlal some will be shocked to now this the blushing young curate who told his congregation that for three days jonah was in the society of the whale established a new point in anatomy the harvard student who has be lome a doctor of philosophy at the ige of eighteen demonstrates again that youth will not DO denied one important detail of winter bustnes appears to have been overlooked where are the figures on the years output of sauerkraut |