Show at this time of the year every baseball team is a pennant winner ho annoying it Is when the mercury practices the scale on the thermometer mo meter in AIon golla women smoke and ride astride but leare the husband a er pockets unmolested japans new minister of finance Is baron Koro klyo a very appropriate name indeed it has been at least a year since the government has advertised for an still no response A has failed at tour attempts at suicide he may be en dowed with as many lives as a cat china now has a full fledged agricultural department where chop suey ingredients are given official attention it Is not lawful to beat an umpire in illinois but baseball tans will elva this no thought until the occasion arises over worth of property changed bands in chicago last year ot counting the cash gathered on th la the aado of humanity why not tart a society to provide early worms aad hot water bottles for the cresea BOX robins f it a woman could have her real wish he would desire nothing more than to the department stores in the united states but tor all that no pampered aristocrat of an effete monarchy has anything on the american ball player in ills spring training many baseball players would secure prettier photographs if they would lay aside their auids while look the camera culna wants a good sized air fleet with french officers the new republic 3 strictly up to date with all tha modem improvements london always noted tor curioso bleg has a tramp who inflates his throat just like the mumps and spends glorious times la the infirmaries Infirm aries 2 now that it Is established that the american eagle Is a ben some of our obstreperous neighbors to the south hlll begin to complain of being henpecked A demonstrating car in philadelphia cost its owners over 13 in acal dent damages after a demonstration like that its value seems to be problematical lema A some americans are eccentric enough to refuse to pay money at a box office for the sake of seeing an actor who haa been divorced ever so many times to keep from snoring a specialist declares the best method Is to keep ones mouth closed incidentally the came method will keep one from many other afflictions every the unloaded pistol trag edy Is repeated we are convinced afresh that the fool killer needs an able assistant or at least a caddy to carry his tools two los angeles chauffeurs stole thirty one automobiles within seven months it Is sad to contemplate just what would happen it they were turn ed loose in an auto plant A chicago judge holds that a wife should not ask tor money but that the husband should hand it over without being asked usually Is the husband who does the asking france Is all excited over a device lust invented which makes the capsizing of an aeroplane practically im possible we would like to see it in operation from the wound being a grand opera song bird at 2 a night Is one thing being in the grand opera chorus at Is else for all singers life Js not one grand sweet song A suitor seeking to impress a girl by boldness lost her when he claimed to be a train robber he might have experimented progressively beginning with petty larceny A movement Is to be started to make the war on flies world wide up to date the flies have very much the better of the exterminating crusade eo the movement evidently needa more concentration than expansion just at this stage the minister of education of inveighs against the abang ing ot spelling ot german names in american schools but then the educator has never been inside a yankee learning institution in his life A chicago court bailiff has a scheme to attire himself in a bright green uniform figuring that the advertisement of the victims delinquency obtained by the public spectacle of tha s squatting on the doorstep will encourage prompt payment or a hurry call tor an ambulance C |