Show guard your health it Is your most valuable asset A duty neglected today wields a ft tomorrow when new york gets a stadium it will be almost the old year tried to bring in bide whiskers but the taste was beyond its strength one example of doing a perfectly useless thing Is giving a smoker in pittsburg lawlessness Is instinctive with us shipping live animals by parcel post Is all the rage gold fish figure in a case of lease breaking but not on account of tha ailse they make out of buildings built last rear in greater new york are as frame the pennant winning of 1913 Is being conducted around every hot stove in town and country the unscrambling of eggs that are brought in by parcel post Is a alt job eggs Is eggs with the patenting of harmless hatkins the opportunities for crowds to gatner will be increased in athens a woman who wears a large hat in a theater Is fined 40 why not confiscate the hat an english professor stands ready to prove that pharaoh was a tat old toan five feet seven inches high only 60 per cent of the operations tor appendicitis are necessary but no rebate goes to the other 60 per cent what has become of the dear old grandmother who used to knit mittens lor the grandchildren playing bridge west point officials arrested a cadet tor getting married yet displays ot courage by soldiers are not ordinarily condemned flat dwellers will certainly have a concrete grievance against the neigh bor who moves bis cement piano often the man in oregon who has been sentenced lenten ced to a cumulative term of years would seem to have a good casa for claiming a commutation to a ufa sentence one years supply of coal for new tork loaded in fifty ton cars would reach from broadway to salt lake city but what an awful congestion of traffic be I 1 there Is great complaint against the smoking automobile but it must be said in its favor that it does not throw lighted matches and burning stumps about promise jausly the largest ocean liner in the world will leave hamburg may 7 on her maiden voyage 0 o new york she has three electric elevators and a theater and swimming baths A western woman hearing her bus band was preparing to buy her a automobile had him examined for his sanity probably she thought it was too cheap a machine two thousand dollars was recently paid for a blue cat many men have teen blue cats tor less than that as well as pink elephants and green and red chimpanzees one hears but little of late of old doc fletcher chiefly because few have to practice on A boston woman had an iceman beed for giving her short weight the long suffering public worm Is fuming att last A learned man of boston says health Is denied to those who wear hoes and boston Is so near lynn md brockton with additional privileges of course come additional responsibilities it mother insists on wearing trousers she will have to put out the cat and wind the clock before going to bed A woman doctor says that women wore corsets and hobble skirts 6 years ago now we can account for those pictures of women engraved in the walls ot ancient egyptian temples johns hop kalns surgeons have discovered that orange blossoms may be used as an unaesthetic anaesthetic an perhaps the bride wears them to make the ceremony less painful for the groom tha s skunk has arrived to ir f line up with the bee the spineless cactus and the seedless orange some get vacuum cleaners as presents but many more get pocketbooks that vacuum cleaners may have been at work upon s simplified spelling has again corn to the front but this Is a free country and any amusement not against the laws of tha land Is allowed at pleasure |