Show 4 washington COUNTY NEWS johnr john R wallis feitor and publisher ST GEORGE UTAH mortgages on the old homestead hom estea seem to have gone quite out ot of style the horse trot much mooted latest dance Is probably the pony ballet grown up the sultan of morocco left his wives without saying goodby that the safest way an indiana burglar tell fell asleep while robbing a meat ineat shop evidently he wasn gasn t a bit hungry queen mary Is learning to play golf A linguist Is to act as her caddy whenever she plays yon you can tell a consumptive by the way he coughs remarks a boston physician also a tightwad smaller currency will enable the women to carry their money without creating so much of a bulge english scientist visiting here says matrimony and babies are decreasing what does he expect anyway now that the fatherless frog has been discovered by scientists we may next look for fhe the ig chicken hicken r it if the submarine submarines would stay up land find the aero plants a would stay down there should be fewer accidents to both four new york police u have been suspended for sleeping while on duty at least they were out of mischief the barometer was discovered in 1634 but long before that wiseacres were prophesying the weather and hit ting it about as closely as they do today it a announced that america Is to tet set tae the fashions for paris parts this it Is to be hoped the native spirit of freedom will take the styles out of hob bles it Is reported that an english earl who recently arrived in this country Is s advertising tor for work just wants to get his name in the papers ably A scientist avers that hot mince pie Is not deleterious but Is on the con arary an aid to digestion good for to film hot mince pie will soon be in out dut midst one can car now pay tor for an acre of high grade tarm land a price that would just about buy a nice little automobile but the farm land never blow alowa bp up its tires A british official classifies probes blondal football playing as manual la bor against this deg ra rad atlon dation of the popular sport ough ought to be made with the business end ol 01 4 L flying wedge there Is much that la is bood in the worst of us and much that Is bad in the he best of us in humanity as a whole the good outweighs the evil and it la is a hard job to make folks believe the race Is going to the dogs A los angeles woman says the great secret of managing a husband la id not to bombard him with questions when he comes home late sure sure if let alone he will sooner or later in criminate himself let us hope that the minneapolis pastor who predicts the return of the flyleaf fig leaf skirt tor for women is not III true prophet remember some of the days last winter when the temperature was 15 degrees below zero queen alexandra has set the fash ion ton of sending money as a bridal pre pres ent the fashion is likely to be very popular with the recipients but hard ly so for the givers especially as the queen started the pace with a check it Is predicand predicted that within a few feng years aeroplanes aero planes will be carrying pas s agers between new ew york and chi cabo i 1 ft it te Is impossible impossible to deny any an assertions of what aaa may be the achieve ments of the coming years but at a 0 present pass passengers agers feel they would prefer taking chances even with nith the flyers states state s attorney wayman of ahl hl cago urging that we must have worn wom en jurors to try women tor for crimes like murder declares that only a woman jury can pass o 0 on a woman A tear stained face white lips and trembling hands he says unnerve men juries only a woman can read a woman s libart and tell whether her emotional display is true or false and still there are men who will tell you that they understand their wives moving producers object to paying 15 tor for some ot of the A st scenarios submitted to them perhaps its it s more economical just to swipe them A western dentist says that pink teethed girls make good wives but when one Is wooing a girl one does not care to have her show her teeth at him fashion experts declare men I 1 trousers are narrower and shorter swell well so are the skirts of the women |