Show ft washington COUNTY NEWS john R wallis feitor aad and 1 publisher belsher ST irit GEORGE 1 glit be careful of the curling iron when its hot science cannot regulate marriage or love affairs affairs what the aeroplanes aero planes need Is a nonskid apparatus no one objects to the dog a having his day it if he wears a muzzle what has become of the old tash fash toned orator who made the welkin ring T I 1 every time an aviation meet doea does f not kill anybody congratulations are in order 4 e the summer romances will have their happy sequels in the autumn weddings JaPh japanese nese feminine fashions have remained unchanged tor for 2 years happy japan our notion of complete and futility la is to say by by to a six weeks old infant it Is eald said there are no swear words in the japanese language why golf taut isn t popular there caina refuses to promise not to abolish thabet this Is a fine time tor for to begin to be good A buffalo barber advertises that he Is a man of few words his wait ing list ought to be a long one an inquirer wishes to know what whal an army overcoat 50 years old la in worth it Is worth preserving A boston man gays says he has a way ot at producing a age but he refers to the insect not the aeroplane sometimes the only way to bring a spoiled and pampered child to hia his senses Is to give him a spanking A woman recently marled maried a convict in a new york penitentiary she at least knows where he Is a nights what has become of the old tash fash honed spider that used to spin the in of the next president in its web those deaf mutes who were lust just united in the bonds of wedlock are at least assured of a quiet married life from the deaths occurring in the ranks of army aviators avia tora it appears as it if peace were not without its dangers too A reported boycott on fuller skirts by the young women of a west vir ginia ginta town may cause paris to best heat tate anew A isea york man has just died ot of oil all age at twentysix twenty six the great white way certainly sits sots the pace that killa castern society women are called bad life insurance risks germany refuses to insure aviators both are kigh flyers boston now has the articulated street car but it Is certain that the boston articulation of car leaves off the final r A female fly lays eggs in a lingle season but that s because u she ion don t spend three fourths of her time tackling jackling over it elbert hubbard recommends base lall as a cure for or nerves evidently bibert tent really interested in any pennant outcomes the new cars may be put in use on new york street railway lines and then may come the strapless cars and then the millennium ot of street car travel philadelphia chicken thieves perpetrated their dastardly work by chloro forming the fowls before abstracting them taking a fowl advantage of 0 the owner as it were A chicago woman has requested that the courts force her husband to remain home of nights with the av stage man it would take more than a court injunction to do that telephone girls in one locality have been forbidden to powder their faces under such conditions it Is useless to deny that tyranny oppression and cruelty are still rampant in this free land A puli notor saved the life of a chi cago woman after she was half I 1 as by illuminating gas at last there has been a motor discovered that Is not devoted to purposes of de st ruction lots of city people do not know the difference between sweet corn and green field corn and some grocers would not trouble to enlighten them chicago women so it Is said are smoking cigars some women every here are likely to do almost any thing the same Is true of some men A new york judge committed a pretty miss to jail as a love cure rather a trifle more strenuous than the old fashioned potion but surely pore acre certain |