Show yay ae washington COUNTY NEWS v john R vy allis feitor aad and 1 l blasher bIl sher at GEORGE the all year around girl Is the best girl of all dame fashion decrees women must continue to hobble football loot ball schedules are blossoming shyly on the sporting page football this year will have to corn com pete with some mighty gamey politics next year somebody will perhaps in vent a straw hat that will not blow P off one could learn to love an aeroplane because it so seldom kicks blebs up the dust the man who stole a kitchen rang range was evidently determined upon going a not hot pace the man who bleached sparrows and sold them as canaries forgot to bleach their voices students ot of rugby have risen in re olt against the silk hat verily this Is an age of treason the only answer to be made to the query as to why man don dont t go to church Is that they do some kansas kausas city women are ad dieted to cigars that town needs more smoke inspectors american slang Is steadily gaining ground over academic english the former former r seems sure to arrive Not withstand ng the large size of 0 it a good many people are sneezing at fit this years goldenrod crop the fashions ot of japanese women who have not adopted western notions have not changed in 2 years we are informed that the price ot of sauerkraut kraut Is going up but there la Is no law compelling any one to eat it the queen ot of spain has a solid sll sit ve ver r telephone but its line becomes busy as readily as those ot of t the e plainer sort much Is now being said against the slaughter ot of calves but not one word has had reference to ithe sawdust type washington has started an anu antl pk kissing crusade but it will have no effect on the office holder holders s love for his job A new british ocean liner Is to have a EL flat for millionaires who will pre be required to prove their property the waukegan au kegan woman who made mada clothing thing tor for her chicken Is probably preparing to go into the dressed poul crry market writer in new york says what becomes of all the old worn out horses evidently he never has eat fen goulash the shingle and the slipper are doomed by the invention of a spank ing machine by a professor in the middle maddle west perhaps men are to c cultivate side whiskers just to show that they can produce a fashion as homely as the hobble skirt the oldest book agent in new york recently died at the age of years it Is well to note that his death was a natural one people could live on half the food they eat now says a physician also perhaps we coifed cou d get along with half us as many doctors panama has elected three vice pres identa the republic may be small bot what it lacks in size it plainly la is going to make up in jobs I 1 an impertinent asks how much would you be worth it if you lost all your money but how can we lose what we haven t got gota contemporary opines that soma men can get a reputation tor for wisdom in an hours speech and some men can lose it in some tool fool remark baby in pennsylvania is said to have elet elg t fingers on each hand when that feller grows up wed we d hate to play against him in a poker game st paul policemen have been or dered to uso use their clubs on street streel i i mashers it ills Is hoped the st paul W policemen are provided with good heavy clubs A prize beauty from california avers that new york women never 1 smile this Is due to the high cost of ot complexions this is the time of year when varl ous baseball managers burst into print with gladsome prophecies for next year a team A man in atlantic city was arrested because he stuttered so he was unable to answer the officer officers s questions the police pollee seem to be getting nervous these strenuous times H |