Show 4 rW washington ASHINGTON COUNTY NEWS js john R wallis editor aad and Z bl isher ST GEORGE the gray tile la Is again fashionable lor for men and binge kings nothing makes the average man hot ter than advising him to keep cool another danger in the kissing habit Is that it sometimes leads to a breach of promise case that english aviator who flew to his ills own wedding may have been flying in the face of fate two aeroplanes aero planes in france met in head on collision now the airline route has begun having em A man in kansas goes barefooted and without a hat bat he goes to ex tor for his health s sake i f conventions come only once in tour four years but anybody can sit up all night in a hard chair Nh whenever enever he chooses f the smashup of the chinese cabinet leads one to suspect that somebody has turned loose a bull in the china fillop possibly it would surprise our read ere era to learn that there Is supposed to be a war going on between italy and turkey an aviator can win in a place on the first page top of the column when he breaks a record and when he be break breaks his neck an austrian countess has taken unto herself a husband in the form of a roller skater merrily they roll along etc the much heralded millennium will not arrive until this country can choose a president without going through a spasm an aviator aviators s wife wants a divorce on the ground that he Is a high flyer her suit seems to be brought more in humor than in anger the latest census reports show that out of 1965 1 haircuts in the last ten years persons had theirs cut in the way they wanted it woman in massachusetts killed her belt self because she was not allowed to work but there is no danger that the practice will become common london reports the invention of a moving picture film that wont won t burn now it if some one would only invent a linen collar that wont won t wilt playing phonographs to tha the animals in the new york zoo may be a fas cina ting sport but imagine how the defenseless animals must suffer A new york justice says that the presence of bedbugs in a bouie Is jus for breaking a lease also one or two of the commandments whenever we hear a physician de roun bouncing cing the kissing evil we are led to suspect that he has been expert with a girl who eats cats onions A physician informs us that it is tin possible to catch a cold possibly he Is right and yet we have a vague sus biclon that he Is trying to kid somebody A western couple have entered into en an agreement whereby the wife earns the living and the man does the housework many of us men are now doing both A scientist informs us that the av man contains 3 cubic feet of gas it will be noticed that he refers to the average man not to the politician another modern wonder overlooked by those college professors is the tact fact that the washington baseball team is attracting more attention than the white house it is po possible sible to be filled with broth erly love and still be peeved when one s fellow passenger on in a street car persists in reading one a newspaper over ones one a shoulder in the mile a minute and more race now growing popular with speeders between time and eternity eternity is generally the winner and its con te stants run only the one race A chicago citizen with a fad tor for statistical elaboration has figured that chicago will pass new york in lation by 1937 perhaps chicago Is to counting on annexing canada by that time A peculiar race of people have been discovered in almost inaccessible mounta ns in mexico who have only words in their vocabulary what dreary sort of political conventions they must have A deserted wife searching for her husband for 17 years found him final ly as rich and respected dealer in pianos it Is hardly necessary to cay say that his dealings in harmony ceased from the moment of their meet tas ing A young man in new jersey rather than pay a the dollar fine he believed to be unjust has gone to europe many others would be glad to voice a conscientious protest by a european trip but all consciences cannot bear the money strain |