Show 1 washington COUNTY NEWS john R walks wallis editor aad and r belsher ST GEORGE one of the liveliest of indoor esporti Is swatting flies try it As the price of hay goes up so goes the price of breakfast food quite a lot of chauffeurs should be br eaLIng stone instead of speed regulations the cocksureness of a campaign manager Is 1 something that no one can account for abusing baseball players and the umpire irom rom the grand stand Is 1 not necessarily sport there are lawyers in new tork york city but all of them are not overrun with clients automobiles that are inclined to follow the trade of reducing the lation should be suppressed it if you do not believe women are economical observe the new shirt waists with apron attachments Chi chicago cagos a new air tester has an eye that collects cinders and dirt it must be a very human sort of eye at least it if the 24 hour clock Is adopt ed the married man will know that it iseline to go home when it strikes 23 A man out of work played dead a stunt that some men in work are supposed to execute on command at borne home in addition to swatting the fly let ua us give attention to the spots in which the fly multiplies and replenishes the earth Is k q ai american erfman bandits are not as spec tai tabular ular as the parisian kind but they are quite as practical about making the hauls A london critic calls kipling nar now bigoted and reactionary that ought to entitle him to elevation to the peerage the only redeeming feature about this brand ot of weather Is that the weather man must suffer along with the rest of us A man in new jersey was obliged to marry to get a bequest but even that did not stop him from get ting the money in eleven days kansas had eight tornadoes to say nothing of those which became entangled with the citi cit bens mems whiskers astronomers tell mathat there are spots on the sua sun but we are ready to welcome an occasional glimpse of 1 it freckles and all A new yorker absorbed 11 volts of electricity and survived but there Is reason to believe that his expert nee once was shocking the new york pastor who says he never has heard of female angels evidently Is not well acquainted with the theatrical profession purely english sparrows must serve some useful purpose writes bird lover those who have tried them tay say they are good to eat the english sparrow would be lar as a food it if it were not tor for the fact that if takes several dozen to make a respectable mouthful somebody has figured out that a pound of soap will make 25 k bubbles some people don t seem to care what they do with their time A chicago fudge judge says it ought not to cost more than two dollars a week to keep a baby but babies have a habit of growing out of the two dollar class the bostonian Bost onlan who fasted thirty days showed great fortitude but little civic pride no true bostonian would think of going thirty days without his beans very likely some highbrowed eclen of the future will proclaim the usefulness of the housefly but that need not disturb the present swatting campaign any american boy may bee become ome president bat but considering that a pre convention campaign Is necessary nowadays probably not so many of them want to be emperor william is introducing fox hunting in germany this may please england but it looks like a poor way to tickle the humble german tiller of the soil whose crops may be rid den over the most powerful poison known has been extracted by a ef erman chem 1st from the seed of the castor oil plant from childhood s happy days we lave always felt that there was something sinister about castor oil some alarmist has started a rumor to the effect that the hobble skirt la is making women knock kneed it if worn wom en ell are knock kneed the hobble skirt has probably not been responsible but has merely enabled the public to notice it IL |