Show big type never helped a bad cause after a woman gets to be about ec fat abe beem to care the chestnut crop la fine not OB the stage but in the woods fc n heiress has married an acrobat making him jump through should ba simple edison Is to win a nobel prize he will probably teach it to talk in a week sire omen should at least refrain from wearing the and the bobble at the same time blessed be the man who tinkers with an obstinate furnace and bias chemes not while the boy emperor of china Is busy learning history his subjects are quite as busy making it daylight wireless records hava been broken can the wireless find its way homo better in the dark never tear water in any form says a beauty writer still men have been killed by a falling icicle thus far we have been unable to determine whether the chinese lie Is 6 reality or a alpe dream the very latest Is the intuitive ivess lathing new its the old kind that often gets a fellow into trouble A connecticut woman Is eald to hive read the bible through sixty times but did she love her neighbors statisticians tell us that there Is a birth in new york every tour minutes but not in the vicinity ot nath aenne it Is predicted that chicago will goon lead the world in the production of ench bulldogs it is new york 3 next move A new york woman Is being sued for 40 worth of monogrammed alg arestes it they smoke cm they ought to pay tor cm last year russia exported 2 eggs it Is evident that the rus hen doean doesn t spend her time studying explosives A man in now york has brought suit or damages for breach of promise of marriage some men would do anything rather than work prof lowell s new canal on mars Is thousand miles long provided of course that he has not made a mis take in the measurement an atlantic city clergyman tells us that hobble skirts are worse than beer quite true no sensible man ever wears a hobble skirt vaccination for typhoid Is doubtless all right but at the same time it Is just as well to continue to swat the fly and to refrain from drinking taint ed water postal savings banks of the country already contain four million dollars for purposes of safety they are better than the with a hole in the toe dr eliot says that a classical edu cation helps a man to solve every problem of life and yet in spite of the classical educations that abound what a lot of problems still remain un solved 1 chinese revolutionists want a republic but we fear the time will not be ripe until chinese spelling Is elm think of trying to mark a chinese ballot A new yorker heard a joke the other day and laughed himself to death but it Is not likely that joke will be arrested for carrying concealed weapons preacher person tells us that there are more temptations in america than europe but up to date there has benn no movement tor the conservation ot our national temptations new jersey mule drank a gallan ot whisky and then kicked himself to death evidently he realized that he had lowered himself to the level ot a human being and decided that be would be better oft dead an arkansas coon hunter complains that the timber has been so thinned that hunting Is far from what it used to be and be declares that he keeps only five dogs now can anyone doubt the neel of scientific forestry up to date parag raphers have not beb able to locate the perfect wife but we are willing to bet that she la abot hitched to the perfect husband the courte are to be called upon to whether the pearl belongs to the man who finds 1 in the clam be has bought or to the proprietor of the in which the clam Is served there Is still some doubt as to whether the egg belongs to the igan in barn it was laid or to the proprietor of the ben that did the laying 1 rass |