Show i v ta YOU NEVER CAN TELL TILL YOU TRY the way to succeed la to buckle right in and go to your work with a will it you make up your mind that you will you can win dont alt at the toot of the hill and look at ltv crest wishing you were up there and remark to youra elt with a sigh J can t make the grade it a too steep I 1 ro afraid you never can tell till you try your chance Is as great as your neighbors my friend X ahat he has accomplished you can hut ou ve got tp keep tolling along to the ena and tha prize always boeg to a man you wish tor success and you see someone opportunity passes you by when you say to her hat 0 I 1 coulden couldn t do that you never can tell till you try I 1 can t 0 I 1 can t that a where so many fall when the roadway is hilly and rough their paths must be smooth or they 11 not go at all but it you are made of good stuff you will make the attempt be it ever so liard you will win or will understand why for it s certain that you don t know what you can do you can never tell till you try how many great men that we honor today foresaw in the distance success and how many obstacles stood in their way that none of ua living may guess but all unafraid they went into their work to do or to die I 1 can t gasn wasn t heard for the phrase is absurd you never can tell till you try edgar A guest in detroit free press FAILED TO SEE THE SPORT vivian bitterly oh its no fun being engaged to him why bof vivian why when you stir up a little quarrel just to drive away the ennui he takes it seriously and keeps you worried tor fear you ve really lost him bustle in a store mrs hayseed on her first visit to town one would think that big store I 1 was lust in would do considerable business but I 1 suppose most of the crowd jest looks around and goes out agan my gasn wasn t there a commo coln when I 1 bought something and jirld for it hostess A commotion mrs hayseed mercy ses just as quick as that clerk girl got my money she began yelling cash like mad and half a dozen errand boys came rushan up to see it new york weekly WILLING TO BUY HIM every man has his price hoftell can you change a dollar chicago dally news trouble ma I 1 dlan t know the browns kept horses they don t my dear what made you think so 1 I heard pa telling a man on the street yesterday that mrs brown has the finest carriage ot any woman he knows cleveland leader prompting him it my memory slowly answered the reluctant witness bervee me right one moment interrupted the crow examining lawyer remember mr slick that your memory la under oath chicago tribune A fine question yea the court gave her an absolute divorce who ats the custody ot the lap leader sir said the sincere young man respect fully 1 I am a poor man and you are a millionaire it seems presumptuous in me no doubt to aspire to the hand ot i our daughter but my love for her la so great that I 1 cannot be stopped by such considerations love scorns con coni i vent lons and conveniences ah sir will you give her to me the old magnate seemed interested but which of my four daughters do you want he asked not unkindly eagerly the suitor made answer oh I 1 II 11 icae that fo you sir reasonable suggestion where do you suppose reggy de soft got that high handshake that he Is always workings 9 harry taking cups from the ladles at high teas maybe A true detective running his hands underneath the chairs the detective said this Is a bachelor apartment no women have been here for months how do you know thata inquired the reporter because sir the detective an wisely 1 I find no chewing gum concealed about the place cleveland leader at two A M sirs mccosh you re very fond of your club aren t you mr mccosh yes m dear ly fond of it mrs mccosh then id think be more careful of its reputation why don t you blame your condition on a theater party or something you dont care about cleveland leader A DEFECTIVE PICTURE madam well mary what did you think af the pictures at the academy 9 mar oh mum there was a picture called two dogs after landseer but I 1 looked at it tor nearly ur and I 1 coulden couldn t see no landseer royal magazine speaking of indignant he ed a whole city A man that will as he does ought to be pounding rock for a living isea yorker speaking of hammer stein arent ou chicago tribune its variety so binks they tell me has a fine new carriage it is some kind of a abass if es one of them new french ednd his coachman told me it was a shay doover baltimore american up to date Is he up lo date cry much so he owna a 1901 motor car but he can tell you all about the 1910 models cleveland leader WHAT SHE BECAME fred there boea mrs jones sho used to be a decidedly pert garl jack int ahe fred no marriage adema to barea tamed aw and HOW ashes an ox ewt |