Show suspicious EVIDENCE at the recent meeting of the amer lean bar association the subject un der discussion was suspicious evl dence and how much it was corti such evidence remarked the new president frederick W lehman reminds me of the following incident A pretty girl in a hammock slung in an apple orchard awoke suddenly and frowned at the young man who stood before her you stole a kiss while I 1 was asleep she exclaimed well stammered the young man you were sleeping eo soundly you looked so pretty so tempting I 1 yes I 1 admit I 1 did take one little one the girl smiled scornfully ope said she humph I 1 count ed seven before I 1 woke up judge obvious the other morning jones turned up at the office even later than usual ills employer tired of waiting tor him had himself set about registering the day s transaction usually jones first duty the enraged merchant laid bis pen aside very deliberately and bald to jones very sternly indeed jones this will not do no sir replied jones gently draw ing olt alg overcoat as he glanced over his employ ers shoulder it will not you have entered M kurken e order in the wrong book far better to have waited till I 1 came royal magazine another matter what makes you look so wild this morning I 1 ve got enough to make me look wild I 1 had my picture taken yaster day and well what of that it is a disagreeable proceeding but it Is all over now isn t if 1 I should eay not you idiot the picture I 1 had taken was my worth thousands baltimore amer lean A SOFT ANSWER local temperance advocate mur phy I 1 saw you coming out of a public bouse last night murphy well I 1 must come out some time all unknown to him so you lived in paris for six years what were you doing over there 1 I made my living acting as a guide oh then I 1 suppose you know all about the paris underworld no I 1 planned for a long time to take a few nighta oft and see what there was to be seen but I 1 never got the chance chicago record herald cause has anyone any just cause why this couple t be married asked the minister yes piped up a little old man what Is it asked the astounded divine oh just cause replied the little old man that being as far as he dared to go his wife being among those present detroit free press the woman question 1 I was handed another installment of tho eternal woman question this morning remarked the benedict what s the answer queried the young bachelor my wife asked me it her hat was on straight replied the freight paying party of the matrimonial part achl cago dally news the last word so your wife always lets you have abo last word in an argument certainly answered mr it Is nece eary for me to have the last word in order to show that I 1 agree with her perfectly washing ton star all tastes suited employment agent th top 0 th moraln t ye biddy maloney 01 ve found a place fur ye go to the strate and number ye foland on this card domestic its a noice neigh boyhood 01 II 11 go agent walt a minute biddy take off that french cap it s not a french maid but a american gurl they wants new york weekly STILL IN DOUBT so that s the young woman that aleut Ober and herr were both courting which was the lucky mana I 1 dont know but mar aled her Dorf barbler looking ahead now wllie Is there any one else you think you ought to have to your party i Is it coln to be a good party mamma yes plenty of nuts and raisins and candles yes plenty well then don t you think we ought to invite the doctor mamma yonkers statesman A poor sort of cow stranger at mr s new sub urban villa my little dear Is your papa at homo I 1 hear he wants to buy a cow and ive got one I 1 think suit him its a jersey cow little miss oh I 1 don t think papa would want that kind of a cow they don t give anything but skim milk we used to board in Jersey New york weekly eloquence will your speech be eloquent I 1 hope so said the young member of congress but not as eloquent as the arguments I 1 had to use to get a chance to make it washington star CORRECT GUESS bobby mr updyke what do you suppose clara said about you just before you cime ina mr updyke haven t an idea in the world robert bobby well youve it lust what she did bayl palte delphia telegraph |