Show A parisian scientist declares that the secret of we la simply a plain matter ol 01 chemistry thus is triumph antly vindicated on natural principles the much maligned chemical blonde this scare about peroxide blondes being germ infested to such an extent that beadi danger lurks in their kisses is supposed to have been started by their jealous brunette els the conviction of those aa barrels of whisky at for not belna what they pretended to be establishes a dangerous precedent suppose they should begin trying men on the same charge another american heiress Is to mar ry a foreign nobleman now that they are framing up a new tariff why not protect our own marriageable young men by putting in a stiff prohibitive duty on coronets A ew york milliner declares that she has never seen a suffragette wear a fashionable bat taking the fashion able hat of this spring as a basis frota which to reason this Is a splendid compliment to the suffragette persian nationalists are appealing to the civilized world to force the deposition of the phah the ideas ot representative government and of the abolition of absolutism are catching even in the conservative east of course navies are built for fight ing but let Us not forget the great service they perform in impressing our size and importance upon the other nations of the earth we don t want to fight but by jingo it we do etc it may be true as the london times says that england has an inventor who cin fly much better than the brights frights it he wants to but this sort of aeronaut ing win a prize at any county fair ahat we ever heard of it Is expected by rench scientists that a photographic map of the skies will show between thirty and forty million stars the stage according to the stellar outburst annually an bounced noun ced Is running the firmament rather hard pittsburg churches have taken up the matter of abolishing pew rent and have made considerable progress along that line those that have tried the experiment claim their recel pta are larger and their opportunity tor doing good correspondingly expanded the rage to be an officeholder eternal in the human breast thal abnormal craving of american human ambition was shown lately in the case of a connecticut postmaster who offered to trade his job for a yellow dog and who Is being deluged with offers people who believe that english Is likely to become the language of the world will find confirmation for their opinion in the fact that president manuel estrada cabrera of guatemala has signed a decree making the study of english compulsory in the primary schools of that republic indians and cowboys going to ex delighted london crowds by war whoops and cries as they passed through the streets this perform ance will leave an abiding impression upon many london minds that the av street life in the united states Is of the bame vociferous kind down in maine the long vexed ques alon whether eels breed like other fish or lay large eggs like snakes has been settled by the discovery of spawn in one for a fish that has been largely used as food the eel has strangely escaped both scientific investigation and legal protection whatever else may happen there Is a significance in recent occurrences in the east which cannot be misrepresented an enlightened world has decreed the downfall ot autocracy and every despot great or small will act the part of wisdom in recognizing the fact and governing himself accord angly of course chere will be many ions as to the militant preacher in texas that thumped a bully who had made a practice of cursing the domi nie on sight but even the turn the other cheek non have a sneaking satisfaction tha the abusive sinner did not have to wait until reaching the next world before getting what was coming to him A hypothetical question of words has been ruled out by the mas court which was trying a murder case on the ground that it is too long it Is not surprising that it was ruled out but 11 ie surprising that counsel ever proposed to put such a question no layman would ever de vise a question that would fill three or four pages of a newspaper certain royalties and near royalties with claims on tha throne et holland now find their noses out of joint the most promising method for strengthening ther position n the next three years would be for the an mine worker to take the ad vice of the anthracite strike commie alon regarding union reorganization the minere leaders will urge the con vent lon which ie to meet soon to ac capt the new offer wade by the op batora |