Show ignorance aids appetite merrall E gates secretary 0 the I 1 board of indian commissioners was describing the splendid work that his board la doing to wipe out the tuber scourge which at one time threatened to make the american in dlan extinct but the indian said mr gates needa to be educated in sanitation lie la shockingly ignorant there in fact he is as ignorant as an old farm er I 1 used to know in warsaw A arlend dropped in on this old farmer as he was frying a bit of bacon grand bacon that said the friend I 1 sniffing affably t grand bacon well I 1 guess it Is grand bacon said the old man turn ing the slices in the pan and it a none 0 yer murdered stuff neither that pig died a natural death washington post |