Show hypnotism la a fine rhth cure for another good was Is to quit drinking telegraph has won a place among the great life saving Invent lona of modern times give the sparrow s a chance for their lives and put a hand some bounty on rats although he birth rate in france is tees than hie death rate the guillotine has been set going again A toledo woman wants a be cause her husband won t kiss her we reserve decision till we get a look at her kongo natives arc growing troublesome which means that they are tired of working for some one else without pay the amethyst lucky tetone for this year although lou cant get halt as much on it as sou can on a dla mond the new that Is supposed to be coquetting with neptune appears to have attracted neptunus Nep tunes attention anyhow although a balkan wan has been averted again that does not prove that the balkan war rumor will go out of business castro says he s going to live in ber alln the rest of his life but berlin worrying she has excellent police protection A brooklyn milkman has invented an aeroplane it ought to be fine tor delivering milk to the second and third story flats generally speaking the public would have more patience with buyers of de editions it the books were in tended to be read and austria hungary have HI escaped with honor and no bloodshed but the balkan situation is not entire ly denatured even yet one of the anthropologists is of the opinion that man descended from the J hog he probably conducted his re searches in an owl car an oklahoma woman has discovered ways of cooking corn we wish somebody would discover a new and better way of eating it from the cob if unsound teeth cause people to commit crime as somebody claims 0 o have discovered a good dentist is a public benefactor in spite of his bills augustus thomas denies that play writing is holding the mirror up to nature the mirror we take it main ly facilitates the application ot grease paint A wisconsin state board wants to find out why more persons do not marry we are sure it is not for lack of attractiveness on the part of the wisconsin girls while in africa mr roosevelt will confer a favor on students of natural history it he will try to ascertain whether or not there la any such crea ture as the or the A teacher of dancing has been chosen speaker of the delaware house of representatives his ability to keep from treading on the corns of those around him was probably responsible for his elevation king edward is preparing to go to I 1 germany for the purpose of paying a visit to emperor william it may be that edward desires to inform william how to be happy while eign ing but not ruling I 1 abo triumphs of the scholar the 41 public regards as individual the prow ss of the athlete is popularly held to I 1 establish the name and fame of his col 4 lege of course this is unreasonable for the reputation of a university as ji in institution of learning should de f upon the liberal education she i elves to chose within her gates but t remarks the philadelphia public led sy per it Is quite true that despite the B excellent why it should not do so the public continues to pay homage to brawn rather than brain in so far as the undergraduate is concerned various legislatures are now break t ing out with freak bills designed to jj create a boom in the business of cupid hymen in wisconsin a tax is pro posed on bachelors and a state bureau to provide would be benedicts with 1 11 wives A bill in texas proposes not only a tax on all bachelors under 70 ant also that bachelors who do not propose at leaea once a year to at least one woman shall be made to pay a double tax and yet says baltimore american some misguided women are wasting their energies crying tor the ballot so they can affect legislation simon pure Is a character in mrs rj comedy A bold stroke for a wife he fell in love with a charming girl and after being coun forfeited by an impostor succeeded ff establishing alg identity proving him PI self to be the simon pure the ex pre eelon then came to be used to f mean the real article or something ft genuine y it ba now been discovered that the 1 roaena aad the were near y 17 abat we are get LA alae |