Show r D KNOW THEM BY THEIR WORKS who lives in yonder mansion with the tall white columns that Is the home of you have heard of of course he ile Is a book publisher he ile puts out all these books that have pictures of pretty girls on the covers the kind DU ou know that deal with new york society or are about princesses who elope with young american diplomats they say he has cleaned up something like during the last five years well he certainly has a fine place A prince might well be proud ot of it what a pity it Is that somebody buy the poor little shanty nert to it and put up a fine residence there yes it would be a big improve ment it that were done that la is the home at of another publisher horatius Horat lus preston preston I 1 never heard ot of him no he doesn doean it amount to much he ile makes a specialty ot of literature and it isn t likely that he could afford to live in that poor little shack even if two ot of his daughters t help out by teaching school I 1 chicago record herald DULY QUALIFIED proprietor ot of dairy have you had any experience in this business applicant I 1 used to work la in a pump factory V dansot trial old S sinta anta claua claus we ve sought to paint As good and kind as could be if f be he la Is not a perfect saint the christma christmas s shopper should be washington star an important item this of life said a young lady to a well known doctor ot of phil seems hardly worth while on the whole I 1 have come to the con elusion that the game Is not worth the candle that depends that depends and the gray haired sage shook bis his head upon what that depends upon what you want to do by candle light judge the mean man again where ar are e you going my son asked tho the old farmer going down back of the barn to play circus cilcus replied the freckle faced lad circus eh eb well take this saw and saw up a halt cord of wood before yon you start you 11 need some saw dust for the circus rings puck THOSE GIRLS AGAIN jack do you girls really trust each other bollie of course we do ethel just told me she was in ja love with you she confided in me because she knew I 1 would a t unfortunate I 1 met a legless roan man one day A poor unfortunate who begs from everyone everone who goes hla his way A railroad train cut oft off tits legs oh luckless legless man I 1 said tour your plight my soul with pity fills your legs are gone 1 bowed ray my head however do you foot your bills detroit free iree press the main thing she earnestly reginald would ou die di 0 for me he ile rapturously darling you know I 1 would she artlessly re peggy obye how much ufa life insurance do you dalit more american americ in A harmony of idea k those these frenzied financier somewhat imitate nero in their methods of de st ruction 11 I 1 how low sol so he ile fiddled when rome was ruined now they do the ruining to the tu tune of a loot baltimore american A A deserved rebuke mrs do de close wilile what have you been doing willie I 1 bin sirs mrs do close Non on you haven t been out of the bouse house well I 1 bin on make bellevo ice with the skates you prom ased tte me last birthday judge QUITE SAFE 0 a 0 miss you say a man tried to speak lo 10 you in that quiet road ill have ta have some one with me next time I 1 go that way I 1 goulda wouldn t dare go alone now foxy A fox who waa was awfully ya saw a dog of remarkable els als lie ile ran a full mile then said with a smile that canine needs specs for hla his I 1 la a judge why he felt good seaver what in the name ot of all that Is laughable makes Swe etson feel so good weaver Ve why he just won ten dol lars on a bet leaver seaver won ten dollars did hel he theres always some brainless sucker ready to part with his hard earned cash betting on a proposition which any child with brains enough to blo a whistle would know has as certain to be beat what consummate ass did Sw ettson rake that ten dollars off of weaver why he er err r won it off me judge EXPLAINED FULLY mr he made hla his money la in automobiles and football miss do he look like a sporting man mr air no hes a doctor chicago dally daily news advice this generous world in which wo we live bilth good advice keeps men awake da something that all love to give and no one really carea cares to take washington star why should he boast 1 I have seen london said the speaker waving his left arm I 1 have ridden through the streets ot of paris parts I 1 have stood among the monuments of berlin I 1 have feasted my eyes upon the beauties of vienna I 1 have gazed upon the eternal hills bills of rome and I 1 J yes interrupted a man in the g gallery allery but I 1 H bet you 10 40 youve you ve never seen main street in grass pa chicago record herald VERY SPRINGY ear car N wlllie illie why do they leap so high walker long oh I 1 suppose its cause geysers ar composed of water rg |