| Show JUST BEFORE scene at home discovered A husband and wife she deai do you mind helping mea he all ready 15 minutes before he has just finished brushing his eve hang clothes and Is now looking over he stock report in athe evening paper nd smoking a cigarette what do ou want her mouth full ot hairpins hair pins but on up this waist will you throwing down paper where s the maid now dear you know this Is her itter noon off hurry getting up and walking over back t her he takes hold of waist at tap ind starts on top button the matter with cheso buttons any aya sweetly now dont lose pa alence they slip right in it how do you suppose I 1 can get the thing together when you re squirming like an eela screwing her head from one side to the other absorbed in getting her hair right you can t do it savagely s look here you keep still now ive got to begin all over he starts in his face knotted up in agony and working frantically gets three buttons in now now dont move I 1 say there teats better hold on ive got em going keep still don t you dare move there Finished 9 yep standing up oh you wretch dont ou see what the devil Is the matter nowa why don t 5 ou see can t you see that bouve started wrongs is ifs all got to be done over darn it the well stay at home life NO DANGER helen im going to paris next year truly helen yes unless im engaged before then if I 1 were ou id begin studying french right away chica go journal new market 1 I noticed you have taken the cow catcher off the engine said the pas on the rural railroad yes replied the conductor with a we never run over any more cows since the farmers have red that the automobile owners pay more for killing a cow than the rail aads they turn them out on the pike bustead of on the tracks chicago sally news mean joke the artist that poet played a nean joke on me yesterday he said ho had sold a poem and if I 1 would walk up to his den he would open a small bottle the Ac torAnd did he keep his worda the artist yes I 1 climbed up five stories to his den and he opened a small bottle of tak chicago dally news the practical situation Is a wife bound to obey her bus banda well I 1 must say J haven t seen many who were tied down to the job baltimore american shattering an illusion the office was seeking the man not that I 1 care anything about him explained the office but merely as a concession to the popular idea that I 1 ought to seek him having thus satisfied the ethical of the case the office wearying of the perfunctory search reached out and grabbed a man who was seeking the office chicago tribune DURING rehearsals OF THE PAGEANT jones explaining who he la supposed to represent I 1 m that fellow who fought at the battle of what do vou call 1 you know what a his name davs all about him in his great book ou remember everyone took him tor the other chap until they found he coulden couldn t be then they knew he gasn wasn t think I 1 look the part london sketch this weather this Is the limit what s the matter nowa I 1 called up the iceman to find out why he haan hadn t brought us any ice for three days what was his reasons reason 9 said tt was too hot cleveland leader the need did you study or Es 9 I 1 did not answered mr barker we have plenty of language what we need Is more ideas of sut importance to deserve espres slon washington star his assessment father who has given his consent I 1 hope young man that you know the value of the prize you will get lr my daughter young alan well er no sir 1 don t know the exact value but as near as I 1 can gad out it s in the neigh boyhood of 50 halt holiday THE ONLY THING LEFT first buerer er and to think that when we were boys we wanted to go to sea second sufferer for goodness sake don t bring up childish memories now first sufferer I 1 aint got anything else to bring up her step ma wealthy widower to daughter my dear I 1 ahem I 1 have concluded to marry again and the the bride will be miss de sweet to be sure there is some difference in our ages but er as she Is so oung she will be fond of society you know and will greatly enjoy going out with you daughter respectfully well chaperon her N Y weekly strenuous indeed great caesar man gasped the corpulent individual in the turkish bath parlors you are nearly rub bing the skin off of me I 1 don t believe you ever had any experience as a rubber yes I 1 have sir hastened the new employed 1 I used to work in a livery stable and rub down horses chicago dail news inherited how she seems no wonder her mother was a medium and her father waa a chronic tippler chicago record herald another boat rocker ta ite rocked tha boat ills wife was it waa the gravy boat he rocked |
