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Show College Confab What about the Frc-sh:r.an and Sophomore party last Thursday? That was a party you read about and seldom see. Stand by and get the facts in the case. The two classes aggregated together their capital and chartered the Wads-worth Wads-worth dance hall and picture show. Next they acquired a twelve-galicn twelve-galicn punch bowl and twenty-five dozen cookies. Bleak's Melody Makers Mak-ers also were in attendance to exclude ex-clude such characters as Old Man Blues and Jack Frost. Everything was going at restricted restrict-ed speed which happened to be Mr. and Mrs. B. Glen Smith associated as-sociated with Earl J. Bleak and Miss Taylor. That is, they are the two faculty representatives for the two classes. Kenneth Cox and Rulon Everett consistently patronized patron-ized the punch department. Henry Nicholes and Will Tell Gubler were enjoying the new- found freedom free-dom of the clap dance. Rulon Cot-tam Cot-tam wee to me I am at a loss to express this, but anyway he and Virginia Jarvis became so enwrapped en-wrapped in each other that they quite forgot they were dancing and what a mistake to make for the next thing we heard was "Chick" quietly strumming over the opening bars of "I Fall Down and Go Boom." D You have often heard this said: Even the best laid plans are sometimes led amiss. So it happened hap-pened last Thursday night. To those of you who have noticed the Romeo and Juliet escapades of love, you would think that she would be true to him until doomsday, dooms-day, and maybe a day longer than that. 'Tis not so. The attraction radiated by Don Juan was too much for her, and she galloped away to the party of parties with him. Woe to her, because she forgot the Parowan entertainers were gracing our village that night. Romeo arrived like nobody's no-body's business. Right here is where we must stand aside and give silent tribute to the arbitrary power of beautiful women. Because Be-cause when she got through with them they w:ere both happy and contented and each in his turn thought that he had gotten the better of the other. What chance U there for a poor boy trying to get along in the world. D Friday morning at devotional we were confronted with the contestants contest-ants for the grand prizes in the Heber J. Grant oratorical contest this fell on the just and unjust alike. That is those who were, there to fall on. From the looks of things there was a large percentage per-centage of students who preferred the great open spaces. Well, finally fin-ally they all got through and lo, and behold, another of the Bowlers Bowl-ers from up the creek got away with the high school prize. This happened to be Grant Bowler. And once again Emma Thompson came to the front and claimed the prize for the college. 1) Life ambled along in a - humdrum hum-drum fashion the remainder of the day everyone was sufficiently rested for the dance Friday night sponsored .by the stake Primary. Oh! Oh! Our new teachers show a preference for the boys from Santa Clara. But don't give up, the game has just started. Monday, the founders of our college were honored in a unique fashion under the direc- ::ca cf the Alumni officers. The ; i::'C-r:-m varied from childish bur-j bur-j lisoue to the opening of the 1913 I annual. The whole program was j ex:ep;io::ally educational and for ence the students endured without excessive complaints. D i I suppose you have noticed that j Stratton and Graff arrived Sat-; Sat-; urday. From all reports they spent a very profitable summer filling I the occupations of "sup glom-mers". glom-mers". Which all means more power to Coach Hafen's hoopsters. With all the material we have i in stock Dixie has very favorable chances of leaving some footprints foot-prints that will be noticed this year. D Last Minute Flash The race is not to the fleet, but to those who endureth. Don Juan has fallen by the wayside possibly a red head can explain this and Romeo has again arrived arriv-ed in the role of conquering hero. We suppose that things will again assume pacific relations. |