| Show nl What Are Secretaries Like Secretaries come in all shapes and sizes colors and temperaments Even the mast most crotchety boss ought to be beable beable beable able to find one to suit him A secretary must have a diplomats diplomat's tact a muel's endurance a saleman's enthusiasm the suns sun's punctuality a sisters sister's loyalty a rhinos rhino's hide an elephants elephants elephant's elephants elephant's ele ele- ele memory a mothers mother's sympathy and the patience of Job She must be purchasing agent tickets tickets tick tick- ets etc cover up hes he's in confer confer- ence enee button sewer sewer-on cryptographer to read his writing accountant and she must keep his appointments straight She puts up with Mr Big's ego his fuzzy thinking his pm p.m. To keep up his confidence she must flatter him despite his over brushed bald spot his lunch after slouch his cent 10 cigars She's nothing and he is the boss of nothing No wonder the recording angel smiles understandably when secretaries ies apply to get into heaven I music while driving in my car There are enough driving hazards on the road to keep ones one's at a high level without the cacophony of sound on the radio to accelerate the rise in blood pressure Soothing music nerve quieting melodies I believe would help prevent accidents on the highway As Mr said If we are arc able to listen to good music we must rely on our own record players as we cannot find any by moving the dial across the entire scale Our choice on the radio is much too limited With art as with music for people who like that sort of thing that is the sort of thing that sort of people will like Abraham Lincoln endorsing a product ELDEN WILCKEN Duchesne |
