Show NEW YEARS YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS I It is that season for making and breaking New Years Year's resolutions This year were we're approaching approaching ap ap- the problem differently Were We're goIng going go go- ing log to suggest a few resolutions for others knowing full well that they will not make firm resolves of this kind themselves Be it resolved by Harold Stassen not Stassen-not not to run for for any any political cal office j George Romney to Romney-to to avoid using the word washed brain-washed Eug Eugene ne McCarthy McCarthy to to attend a few sessions of the Senate Mrs Lester Leste Maddox Maddox not not to run for Governor Gov Governor of Geo Georgia Georgia gla Mayor Daley hot Daley-hot not to host any political conventions ns Frank Sinatra to Sinatra to o stay single Mayor Lindsay Lindsay to to go on on strike Mayor Yorty Yorty ft io to st stay in town Dr Spock Speck to try picketing in Hanoi U Thant to Thant-to to say one nice thing about the United States Gen to to buy a Volkswagen Yul Brynner to Brynner-to to let his hilt hair grow Allan Gainsberg to Gainsberg-to to shave his Bill Buckley Buckley to to use less formidable words Senator Dirksen to Dirksen-to to comb his hair Ada Adam Clayton Powell Powell to to stay in Bimini Tiny Tim Tim to to take voice lessons Every College President to to expel every troublemaker r Heidi Heidi to to stop abusing those big football players Bob Hope Hope to to be able to spend a Christmas at home Rev Billy Graham the Graham the same Secretary Kennedy Kennedy to to speak only of paper gold |