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The Pre.s Pres Press rr . as Bex Box Cynic Cynics * pointed to toraffalre toralfatre toraCfair raffalre ralfatre * Syria to Illustrate their lor- lor sor- sor lorI lordid sordid tor-did tor did - - - I did opinions opinion . that an International or oramaUon organlzatlon organlzatlon ganlzatlon , amaUon I la Is . usdets useless On the con conteary contrary on ontraIT traIT teary , that squabble .Quabble Quabble . proves the ne- ne neI necellllity necessity ne necessity - - cessity cellllity ot of iL It . So that such dlfTer differ dlfTerences differences differencea I ences can be b * aolved solved by men sltUni sitting sltUniaround sittingaround sittingaround around a table instead inltead of soldien soldiers soldiersIn soldienIn In foxhole foxholes * A Boston gazette gazettequlPI gazettequips gazettequip qulPI quips * 'Jap Jap ' * Jap leaders are ar * sighing for forI fora fora fora a leader like Josef Stalin-and Stalin and Stalin - and If Ifthey ifthey Ifthey I they make any 8ny false move moves * In hIl his hIldirection hisdirection hidirection * direction " , they re r * likely to have haveone haveone haveone one " . Qaetatlea Quotation Marksmanship W E EDarrett EBarrett EBarrett Darrett Barrett Nobody ever see sees ee I a city citygo citygo citygo go to sleep , . It abuts shuts Itself up anddrop anddrops and | drop drops * . off oft to slumber Ilumber an Inch at a aUme atime atime Ume time I Panin Pessimistsare Pesslmistllare Pesslmistll Pessimists are people who having the choice choicebetween choicebetween choicebetween between two evils will choose bothMag bothMeg both bothMag Mag Meg Dige Dlge Money will buy a adog adog dog : but It wiUnot willnot will wiU not buy a wag of ofIts ofit ofits Its it , . talL taiL . Damon Runyon Nobody Nobodyon Nobodyop op on Broadway gives a darn about a amillion amillion amillion million dollar dollars * They ThE'Y ' merely want wantto wantto to live like Ilke millionaires 1 . I LPrima . Prima I . uggeatlon sugge5tlon suggestion tor for Hitler littler shead sheadstone s headstone head stone tone A corporal In the last wal- wal war-- war wala wara war wara ' - - - a corpse In this one Anon Eu Europe Europe Europe rope A collection of countries with withchips withchips withchip chips * on their shoulders and none noneon noneon noneon on the table S gn at Pauls Paul s a in inthe inthe Inthe the Adirondacka Adirondacks Honeymooners Honeymoonerstreated Honeymoonerstreated Honeymoonerstreated treated with tudled IItudled studied neglectIL neglectH neglect IL H . . L . 1 L . . . Mencken The Th * flnal nnal final test of offame offame offame fame Is II to have a crazy person personimsgine personimagine personimagine imsgine imagine he h la Is youl you ! Attention Mr lUr and Mrs MrsUnited MrsUntied U Unued United nued StatesWashington States State StatesWashington , Washington At the very same sametime sametime ame time Congress is II fa considering i-c i c ra t " - sing singIts singIts singIt Its * own salary a Congressional com corn committel cornmttee cornmittee mittel mttee ( ' has ha * recc rec < ( rnmended mmended that sa sal salcries salaries ] aries cries be reduced for other public publicservants publicservants publicservants servants If It It becomes law thefollowing the thefollowing thefollowing following loyal Americans will wUl get geta gata a cut In pay The undersecretarleof undersecretariesof undersecretarle undersecretaries * . of State and Treasury Mr Noonan NoonanCommissioner NoonanCommissioner NoonanCommissioner ( Commissioner of Internal Reve Reve- Revenue Revenue Revenue - - nue ) ) the th * DireeU Dlrel Dlreelc ( ! ( r of the Budget BudgetMr BudgetMr HudKetMr Mr Bell Dell ( of all people ) who han handIes handies nandies dIes the money ad ar a/ a at / d one of the mas most mostpopular mosipopular I Ipopular popular of public servants-J servants J servants - - J Ed Edgar Edgar Edgar gar Hoover Director of o1 the r F B D l lIn I LIn . In effecting laws law * for their own deserved de- de deserved de- de deerved - - - erved served raise In pay-our pay our pay - our Congresl Congress Congresl.hould Congressshould Congressshould .hould hould should . set an example--for example for example-for example - - tor other oU1er un an underpald anderpaid underpaid unI I derpald derpaid public servant servants servantsSalzburg * JanI I Salzburg Salzburtr Germany Emu Emil Jan Jannlngs Janntngs Jannings nlngs ntngs ( former Hollywood German Germanmovie Germanmovie Germanmovl movie * actor ) is now beating hh his hisbreast hhbreast hisbreast breast protesting protesUng that he never wa was wasa wasa hhI . I a Nazi Although Ernil EmU Emil Jannir gs g * took tookpart tookpart tookpart part In Goebbels propaganda Jannings Jannings Jan nings ( over the radio this week weekbrazenly ) ) brazenly rent , tent ent his hi * greetings greetmgs to movie moviedirector moviedirector movl movldirector director Ernst Lubltsch Lubitach He deIcribed de- de described de- de decribed - - - cribed Icribed scribed Lubltich Lubltsch Lubitach as a * his hi * friend ThisIs ThltIs This Thlt | Is I * to offer ofter the United State States * Imml Immi ImmlgraUon Immigration ImmIgratlon graUon gration Department a wltnen witness wltnenagainst witnessagainst witnesiagainst against Emil Janmngs-if Janmngs if Jennings-if Jennings Jannmgs - If he tries triesreentering triesreentering triesre-entering triesre entering re-entering re entering - - - our OUI country The wit witI witne8ll witnesa witness I ne8ll nesa ( ( Ernst Lubltsch Lubitach ) ) will testlf testify testifythat testifythat , that Emil Janrnngs Janmng Jennings . Is a liar llar and I s INaziif sNaziif iNazi Nazi-if Nazi if - If you will pardon the redunI redundancy redundancy redun I Idancy IdancyLo dancy dancyLos Los Lo Angeles Generals ratlon Patton ratlonand Pattonand Pattonand and Doellttle Doolittle were received rel-eived rel eived - by by&beir bytheir bytheir &beir beir their & leUew fellow Californian Californians * with withopen withopen withepen open arm arnna arms . . . Typically these thesecreat thesegreat thesegreat creat great American general generals * trave gave traveaU gaveall gaveall aU all the credit te to their men men.It menIt . . II It reaalted resulted ( ( also ! In typical typicalAmerican typicalAmerican typicalAfrlcaa American reaction ) In even even&Teater evengreater evengreater &Teater Teater greater & public admiration and andatrecUon andallectlon andaffection atrecUon allectlon Cr lor for thl'mst'lves thlmstlves themselves thl'mst'lvesDondred themselveshundreds themselvesiHundreds ' ' Dondred hundreds . 01 of f thousand thousands * of 01 101 sol 101dlers soldlers soldiers dlers ha have ve g1Vcn gl civ en ( Gencrala .t'nerals .tnerals tnerals senerals . ' I'a Ia Pat- Pat Patton l ' t-ton t ton - - ton and DoIiU DoolltUe DoelltUe * ( * the th * repJalion regulation repJalionArmy regulationArmy regulationArmy Army salute lIalute from the shoulderMillion shoulderMiillons shoulder shoulderMillions Millions Million Miillons . of f American civil clvll clvlltans civillans civiltans lans tans today are giving Patton Pattonand Pattonand PattonBJid and Doollttle Doolittle a aalut salule salute * from the thebeart theheart theheart theheartWaahlngton beart heart heartWashington Waahlngton WashlngtoD Washington Ticker Adol Adolf Adolth h BerleJr Berle BerleJr BerleJr Jr our OUI Ambassador to Brani BrD1.11 BrD111 Brazil . hal has hasdown haiflown down own back to Washington to ni rtn [ ( r . r rin rin rIn in person penon to the President- President PresldenL PresidentThat - . " That 1"I1at 1I1at Tiiat I s Ihow show ihow how serioua lerlows serious matters are in ltrarlbecause Br.71 Br71 ltrarl Br.71becawe Bnzibecause . becawe because of our peculiar peculfar ron ance ancewith anc ancwith . with Argentina Fd Pauley IIslated itelated ii it lated slated elated to be U S Reparation Reparations Rt > paral1on * . Com Curia Commllsioner Curiamissloner Cummi mllsioner missloner sloner for Japan after F J 1 I dYThe ayThe ay dY ayThe The Japs will pay tor for Ie le l 1 e Ir it IrHarborfrom itHarborfrom irHarbor Harbor-from Harbor from - from the pocket-as pocket as pocket - as w I 1 Ia 1as 1a a as * . through the nose Bob Dob fla ha flanegan hanegan I lanegan negan plans to m stcr ster the f lstrength 1strength l 1 trength strength of the next pres dei dt'l dtl der ' t I a acampaign acampaign acampaign campaign in 1D the 1946 Cor COI Cot gross gress gre . ! . , r I I c IftSbt cfight ifight ftSbt fight . , . Lal.uardla Laluardla La.uardla Lauardla LaL.u LaLu . ( . . rdla is i * stilla still a dark darkhorse darkhorse darkhorse horse candidate to repeat hin hln self o at atMayor aiUayor . Mayor of N Y YFermcr - Fermcr Former drama critic and naval na"al naal " I iGeer tfleer Geer cer John Mac Mas n Brown I3rown will well Inh inht inhtthe inhtthe { the late Ernie Pyle s a spot on . Ln E.n En Err i l c r rsyndicate IlyndJcate i yndlcate lyndJcate syndicate This reporter has 6 s & 6an san &an an an entire col cot m of inf lot rmatlon rrnauon rmatlonthe rrnauonthe rrnationthe the Langford murder case ) to Us UAtt U \ ) s sAU sAM AU Att y Hogan of N Y 0 O W II Ie Ipsychological Ipsychological I I e ipsychological psychological u . warfare .anare anare arfare sect sectwhIcb sectwhich tectwhich whIcb which prepared prepart"d prepartd " U ti e a leaflets Ir 1r it I 1 ( I Iby ( by B 291 28 29 * . to Japs has hall been ueen cut cuI tshreds I t \ shreds hred shred * . by Congress It may n t c ' cthat rthat that one too many American Amencan sold el er elwll1 erwill crwill wll1 will die fighting flahtlng Japs who might mighl th therw tharwiee Lherwiae erw arwiee . hpve tuove beve surrendered urrendered by bel1ev behev bel1evInItbeOWI behevlag behevIng InItbeOWI lag the 0 W I |