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Show HI.Phi/lipr HI.Philipr HI.Phi HIPhi lipr HI.PhiliprWACS . / a + u e.4i e4i e.4iWACS . . WACS AS BETTEK BETrER DETTER WIVES"WACa WIVES WIVESWAGs I ' -WAGs WAGs "WACs WACs "WACa WACa " - " will wUl make tIlke $ better wlve wive wives wivesthan wlvethan . than women without military train trainin trainfig trainIng in fig , . , , " ' declarer declares Lleut Lieut Col Walter WalterJaeaer WalterJaeger WalterJaeger Jaeaer Jaeger : of o1 the Army Industrial col colIeee college college Ieee lege A former member mcmber of the theWACs theWACs UrWACs WACs In a household hou.ehold houehold . will wUl be an n In- In - Invaluable In Invaluable . valuable asset ret . . . " - _ _ . _ - ' "Oh Oh " 'Oh Oh ' yeahl yeah ! " was wa the reaction reaetfon of ofPrivate ofPrivate ofPrivate Private Oscar 0 car Purkey today It ItaD Itall Itall aD all d depends dtpenda pends on the WAC WAG . . Personally PersonallyI I would not marry marr1 no girl tor for bermilitary hermilitary her ber , military experience experlenlll experleneei'I experleneeiI ! ' ! 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A husband ahould should be bea bea a . hero to ala bJa his wife wl1e and it won t be beeasy beeasy b bea easy ea y U If ahe she b also has bas ltas decorations"Yeah decorations . _ - - "Yeah Yeah " . , , then there may be aome some ad advantaces advantages advantage vantaces vantages * I guess a wife from the theWAC theWACs theWACs WAC WACs . would be bandy handy around the thehouse thehouse th thhouse house She could change the tire tirefix tirefix x fix the carburetor , find out what whatblew whatblew whatblew blew out the fuse ru.e rue . and everything Uke like Ukethat likethat likethat that . . . And she would be saUsfied satisfied satisfiedwith saUsfiedwith satisfiedwith with Just a couple of bats hats a year'But year - - - ' "Bat Bat "But But 'But " I "ould ould would " wald Dot not t Marry MI no WAC WACa WACas WACaa a as . ewell lIWeD swell a as . they the7 are ar They The7 are arepeat aregreat ar argreat great peat pi gala gab . . . 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BwlateJ Belated Confession C BfeB l B to a Criminal CriminalPaat CriminalPast CrimlaalPast CrimlaalPastWe Paat Past PaatWe PastWe We see ie * where some men have havelanded havelanded bavlanded landed In court tor for selling eUinc some little litUe pills piUs on the claim that . , . dropped droppedinto droppedinto droppedInto into a gas tank tank . , . they win wID will Increase IncreasemUeage Increasemileage increasmileage * mUeage mileage Well , , w we don t know IU1J any ' anything anything thing about bout this particular parUcular case cue but butthe butthe butthe the arrest makes us trembi tremble * a Uttle little UttleFor littleFor llttiFor * For back In to our boyhood days we wewere wewere w wwere < were a party to a similar lmUar almilar projectWith project - _ . - _ With old Bob Hyman who used to tc tobe tcbe tobe be cashier on the New Haven Regis Register Register Regliter ter we became New Eneland England agen agents agentsfor agentfor . * for a gasoline ( asoline energlzer energizer Mr Hy Hyman Hyman Hyman man hared shared our burning yen to get getInto getinto getinto Into business busrness We read about a pill pillthat pillthat pllthat ) that would give more pep to gaso gaso- gasoline gas gasoline - line Gas GiiS then cost only around 12 12cebts 12cents 12cehts cebts cents a gallon , , , but it was thought thoughtpretty thoughtpretty thoughtpretty pretty costlyWe costly cosUy . . " - _ - _ We acQuired the agency by the.Imple thesimple the Imple .Imple simple . proceas process of putting up a few fewdolIars fewdollars fewdollars ' dolIars dollars and providing an address tc et tcwhich etwhich tcwhich I which the pellets could be shIpped shIppedWe shippedWe shipped.We shippedWe . We received several crates of them themSeveral themSeveral themSeveral Several natives tried them tree free ana aria anaannounced ariaannounced anannounced * announced that they not only in fn , increased . creased mileage mUeaee but gav gave a car cal carwings calwings caiwings wings However , , nobody , seemed seemedinclined seemedinclined seemedInclined inclined to try them out on a cash cashbasis cashbasis cashbasis basis The pills pilla must be b * in Bol Bob BobHyman BokHyman ! Hyman s I 5 cellar even nowThe now . . . The Nuts N1s Nazis _ claim the they , . have h v a new newsecret newsecret e esecret secret weapOD weapon weay which whlcb oaa CaD can freese freeze freesepeople freezepeople freesepewple people to death at CO SOO 500 yaras .arlb arlb yards , . Some Same Samething . .thiar thiar . thing thin . that haa baa has aa u as Its ( to haalo basic elemenl element elemenlmUer elementHitler leiaeatEUUer mUer Hitler a blooclstream bloodstream bl streaja , . we UDder render UDderatM renderstand Jer atM stand Urd nd standWith . . . With all hut but ut ttr the choicer cuts cuta o of ! ofbeef olbeef beet beef point tree free fre * there ther Is some aome chanc chancf chance chancfof chanceof * | of a hamburger becoming becomin & ' almosta almoalas almoal almost almostas as * good as aa a hamburgerA hamburger bamburger . - . A druggist dru&g drug & t who has bas servd served seven sevenyears sevesyear .ears ears years , . * in prison baa haa has been found in innocent innocent Innocent nocent and released . . . The coW'tl coWtl courts coW'tlhave courtshave courthav ' * have cleared him , . hut but the man man . , . ncn1 now ncn1M now54 M . 54 , , must f,1 f1 feel fe " , l somethfn something , less leas thaI than thaIsatisfied thansatisfied thaisatisfled satisfied . . . We Wb w would ' hato hate bate to be b * s . sdruggist druggist In a similar position paition am ant amrecognize antrecognize ancrecognize recognize the judge or prosecutOJ prosecutor prosecutOJasking prosecutorasking proswcutoiasking asking Hav Have you omething something some thewill the thewill thawill will put me m to sleep tisepl l ept ' " " |