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Patrick Patrick's Patricks Patrick'sCathedral Patrick'sCathedral PatricksCathedral ' . ) Ca Cathedral themal and other churches by bysome bysome byacme some crackpot reminds us of . what whathappened whathappened whathappened happened to In Paris at the Place de do dela dois d dla la is Concerde Concorde when the Nazis marched marchedfa marchedIn In Ten German army arm ) ' banda bands bandaheld bandsheld ; held a concert and 8 000 FrencbmeD Frenchmem FrencbmeDwere Frenchmemwere Frenchmenwere were forced to assembleTbrouCh assembleThrough assemble assembleTbreugh Tbreugh TbrouCh Through the microphone the assem as.em- as.em assem- as.emblae assembinge assemblage . - - blage blae binge , was asked "Who Who " doesn't doesnt doesn'tspeak doesn'tspeak doesn'tapeak doesntapeak ' speak German GermanT T ? * ' The whole crowd crowdraised crowdraised crowdraised raised their bands hands and a picture picturewas picturewas picture.waa picturewaa . was taken Which showed up In to InSouth toSouth InSouth South America via the Goebbelspropaanda Goebbelapropaganda Goebbels Goebbela ; propaganda propaanda , machine-with machine with machine - - with this cap cap- capU captints caption - - U tion tints Il ' "Trench Trench "French French 'Thnch Thnch " crowds crowd I acclaiming acclaimlne acclaimlneGerman acclaimingGerman : German ann army ) ' to In Parts Paris with Nad NazI Nadsalute NazIsalute Naziaalute salute ' " . 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"Uaiton Uaiton " " Close Clole on the Noose ' " ' " The guffaw guftaw of the month waa was waauttered wasuttered wasiUttered uttered by a Berlin Be.lIn BelIn Beilin . radio s-adlo s adlo - expert expertnamed expertnamed expertmimed named Ven Von Hammer who wbo whim whimpered whimLiesed whimpered . pered Lies-ed Lies ed - that "the the 'the " ' Red Army As-s-ny As s ny - - I is . u.lntt ulntt using u.lnttunmannerb usingtmn3annerly using-uacnannerly using uacnannerly . - unmannerb tmn3annerly military mlUtary tactics'I\utoa tactics'I tacticsI utoa tactics ' Fulton \ Lewis Lewil ' . blast at certain con- con conares.lonal congresslonal con congressional - gressional ares.lonal areslonal gresslonal . unaer under the-belters the belters the-beltera beltera the-halters halters - - waseararresUng waseararresting was ; ear-arresting ear arresting ear-arresUng arresUng - John B Kennedy Kennedywea Kennedywas Kennedywaa wea was also aroused Into Inte kite slugging back backat badeat : at them - Quotation QuotaUon Markjnaajubtf Marksmanship Msrksmanshtp Ethel EthelSmith EthelSmith EthelSmith Smith She waa was the light Ught of his life lifebut , but It turned tote into an awful glareAmbrose , glare glareAmbrose lare _ Ambrose Blerce Bierce Dies-ce Dies ce - Woman would be- be bemore bemore bomore - more charming barrnJ.n barrnJn . if It one could tan faD fall toto Into In Intoher totoher > her anna arms as-ins as ins - without falling faWng into ber her berband herhands herbanda band hands . 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William WllUam AUenWhlte Alien Allen White White.to Whiteto . , to open the convention with a aprayer aprayer aprayer " prayer Mr Mi White arose Stabb1o Stabbing . the theSenator theSenator theSenator Senator with a glare , he sarcasmed sarcasmed"You sarcasmed"You sarcasmedYou ' " "You You " will w1U have bave to excuse me rm rma rma Fma a little UtUe out of my element , , and thefact the- the thetact thefact - tact fact la Ia is , . I prefer pre.fer . the Lord does not notImow notknow notknow Imow know I am beret bere bevel ' " |