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Show ' \ MERCHANT rn-nOil rn nOil - : ; TRY Tins TiltS ONTilE ONTILE ON ONTHE THE TilE MAIL OKDER ORDER PATRONI PATRONS PATRONSUp PATRONIUp Up In Idaho some srne ( ) time Urnf ' ago a aman aman aman man went Into the store .6tore 6tore . to buy a asaw asaw asaw saw He located the tile kind he want wantf wanted wanted f I ed ' < and asked the tile prl priceThe price priceThe The price I is " $185 185 $165 165 $ the dealer dealerreplied dealerreplied dealerreplied dealerrepliedOood replied repliedGood Oood Good gracious said fie t.le tle tree . man manI I can get the same thing from Irvin tile the tilemall themail themall mall mail order house for $135 135 $135'That $1 1 $ ' 135 135"That 35 35"That " "That That 'That " ' s 8 a less than It costs COISts coats me mesaJd mesaid mes&ld mesld saJd said & the dealer but I 111 Ill n sell It Iton iton Iton on the same terms os the mall maU mail or order order order der house howe ; just the sameAU sameAll same sameAll All AU right dght said the customer customerYou customerYou customerYou You can . send .send It along and charge chargeit it to my accountNot accountNot account accountNot Not on your life Hte the dealer re repiled replied repiled piled plied No charge accounts You Youcan Youcan Youcan can t do business buainess with the mall mallorder mallorder mallorder order house that way IPork Pork Fork over overthe overthe the cash cashThe cashThe cashThe The customer compliedNow compliedNow compiled complied compiledNow Now two cents cent.a centa . postage and f1v five fivecents fivecenta cents nts for Cor a tL money order " The customer cU&tomer cUtomer & Inwardly raving ravingkept ravingkept ravingkept kept hia his agreement and p&ld pld paid & the theseven theseven ' seven cents . . sage Now twenty five cents expres expressage expressage expressage theI I Well IU Ill I U be ' bf- bf be- be bfb bel1C - b hp l1C salct said sat : < t but butpaid butpaid butpaid paid It saying Now hand rhe the th that thatsaw thatsaw sa saw w and I 111 III 11 take I It t home mr 2f myself ; 2fa.nd myselfand myselfand a.nd and . be rid of or this fooleryHand fooleryHand foolery fooleryHand Hand It to you Where Wbere do you youthlnk youthink youthink thlnk think you are ? You re in uii I Idaho Idahoand Idahoand ' ' and I m In Chicago Ohlca o , an4 and and JlO , .you'llhave .youllhave youllhave . yott11 yott11have , 'J1 J1 ' ' ' have to wait walt two weeks tor for Uail Uailsaw thatsaw ) that saw I . , l I lWhPreupon Whereupon WhPreupon the dealer hung upthe up upthe up'the upthe ' the saw on the peg and put the themoney themoney themoney ( money In his h18 cash drawerWhat drawer drawerThat 'Plat Plat What 'Plataku ' That . \aku aku \ inakes nakes { U $ l t 67 hp b . 1l said aid , ' It n hu has hasoust haaooat oat oust you two t.o to . cents more and taken takenyou takenau takenyou you thanif au two vreeks weeks longer to gee get ge6 ; It than thanif thanyou if you had p&ld pld paid & my price In the thert theflirt theflrf rt flirt t'f't tft ' t jflBoe place " |