Show THE INSIDE IN IDE OF OFSAN OFSAN SAN FRANCISCO News of Wickedness Brings Relief to Suffering Pacific Coast City EUROPEAN TRIPS UNPOPULAR Stony Ston Chauffeur Jn l t on Being latti tor for All AI Xh Xhu Just u n Difference Special Correspondence San Aug I The cheer cheering ing tag news was ms as vat itt from Atlantic coast Cast that Now No York Is la tho the wickedest city In tho the 1 has relieved us Im Immensely and end with tho the lId air ot or the tho bin bIg bl stick we e propose to relieve ourselves of any atty unjust suspicions of or competing com with Gotham Gotha for tor Its Us unenviable reputation reputation tion ion Tho The English government In tim de do deporting porting a II Now New York convict has lias sort seri seriously embarrassed 11 nullo a it tow it of t out our once oneo leading 1 Vho worm WeN ecu ec u n European trip This ac uc action ion tion would seem seeni to 10 discourage omen men o of 01 brains from Crom acquiring wealth w alth via 11 tho penitentiary ionic THEM TO DRINK DUINK Tho The charge of ot cowardice conspicuously printed In tho thu dollies doilies under liar nur Ing headlines has baa driven Iriven Insane an au ot of time the Columbia and the tho untimely from ot several popular officials has hns driven them bent to drink Despite the tho awful ex ox example example ample of ot tho the evils attendant on bribe giving and a II strIke strIkebreaker breaker names Jones attempted to de do debauch bauch one of our patrolmen by hr offer otter offering otterIng ing tug him a II paltry pattI dollar to release him after tho thu hAl KaJ arrested him In the tho very Iery act of ot buying a II pistol In a pawn shop HARD HAnD EUn EUnA A cruel district attorney unmindful of ot tho the ordinary amenities of ot lire lifo has Imas made an resign from office while ho was uvas W l In itt bed Buffeting front from a n nervous attack and nursing a black blade eye e e given him by a n hardhearted chauffeur who Insisted on being paid for tor driving the tho official and a 11 detective friend around all oil night Tho The police chief who has cut cul cutone ono one notch In the butt of his hH revolver r rh by h the removal of Capt Mooney Is In Investigating the connection of oC the tho tie with the matter For thIs thU reason reMon the tho other detectives wish to bo be Independent dent dont of at the tho chief and aro 1110 circulating a 11 petition for tor an Increase of or pay par and a pink runk higher than that of ot lieutenants THERE THEm IS A DIFFERENCE A prominent physician of ot this city Is greatly agitated over a 0 little social attention given by the Olympic club to Patrick Calhoun president of the Unit United ed 11 eu railways The Tue worthy doctors men mental tal ml unrest goes so far tar that ho Is report repert reported ed cd to have havo said that there Is III no dif clif difference ference Ler nce between George D Collins und anti Calhoun In this of oC course ho he Is Ia mis mistaken mistaken mistaken taken because everyone knows there Is 19 Isa Isa a n difference Inasmuch as 12 men have passed on ono one and not on the time other otner In a few days the Olympic club eluh wilt vIll open Its Ita swimming tank and the tho doctor need have hn ID no tear fear of being spoiled polled by venturing In because the railroad man manIs manIs Is not a I member of or the club clu JUST A CAPFUL OF WIND Member Menther of oC the San Fran Francisco FranIsco cisco Isco Yacht club hns has his war paint on ho he Is going to make mako It hot for tor the directors of or that swell organization who brought his fair fame tame In iii question by expelling him and then reinstating him mim and then citing him to again show muse causo why ho he should not ho bo expelled It Et appears that the club assert bitt publicly charged thel club lub with giving an atm Indecent two wo years ears ago wh n It was his duty dut ati ari atia aria a a member mom bel to have havo reported the matter mattero lo to o them The offending member does docs not tot admit tho time sacredness of this esprit le la corps obligation and onti ho im h proposes to defend himself with damage suits the directors of ot the club ACTOR ACTOn LOTHARIO A A learned justice of or the peace pence of ot n tt neighboring county count has decided that a police rOlice chief did not Intend to murder one me ot or our actors who spent a week In Ini int 11 i t hospital after a I physical Interview In tho the defendant The rhe chief had imad hn 1 ac ne accused used cUlled the actor of being too attentive lo to o his hIli daughter and the actor Betor alleged that hat the tho club was brought Into play piny pin to the thi remonstrance The Tho ho basis ot or ortho the tho decision of oC the court was that the chief hief offered some seIne bruised knuckles In III Ii evidence anti and proved not only that the lie odor actor was a IL man with a n laughter three years yean old lId o lit hut but that ho Ito md tad also ulso heen been a In t 1 i dIvorce suit DOES I OI S NOT HIS IUS TAILOR Andy Wilson triumphantly elected 1 by iv I the people to tho the Important omco of state tAto railroad commissioner despite dc his once ince connection with our late of ot supervisors la is Indignant nt nL two bao canards circulated ed od about him Ono wan UR that ho he was wan Rol to to give Gillott Gillett a 1 to Lu Lire him from frohn alike cud tho tue other ether won wan that ho ovod Ills hIs tailor Ha lie dOts does not luot propose to go to Europe and he doos doo not noL owe ouo his tailor It If pressure Is In to 10 bear he lie may Ina re Ic his onico ont but hU t as os to the tha tailor ho he promptly paid him hint nn nil soon as IlS ho he brought 1 suit ull for tor tile debt The general public lIc may not riot believe that our local politicians hn have vo any nn rep reputations mutations worth considering but Stata Senator who Is also a n police pollee court clerk lork has hall ventured to disprove this thill He lie luan had hud Bartholomew an arrested riled l on tho the charge of or grand lar larceny ceny thin ho hu put pul a Il chattel mortgage for 2000 Illegally on some somo Joint property The rite senator says IIO R that this occurred four tour years ogo ago but bul ho he took no action notion against Hayes at t time lime because of hl hi hilI wife and an family but lately Intel ho hns line yearned learned that his form torm former er Ok partner circulated stories against him during tho Ito campaign to the effect that ho lie had robbed cd him anti un because of ot that he was forced to take luke time the pres pros present present ent proceedings to protect his repute reputation tion PLUTO |