Show THIS PETTV PETTY PRCE by e ja j0 BROWN LEE YATES you dont have to read this column for smirks shirks if you poss 1 ess the book practical ways to laugh with humor alpha beti bctized betized zed the book states straightforwardly its humble purpose this manual discusses every source of mirth in existence in I 1 easy reference form with instructions on when and how to 1 laugh jugh at each source no longer need you suffer just for I liugas liughs iughs egotistical columnists in newspapers or zany toothpaste salesmen al esmen on radio consult this treasure trea ure chest of wit on any subject about which you feel a bit tickled have a brief chuck ie le and continue on more serious business remember amateurs io i o giggling lets take the foolishness out of nonsense this little volume may put a few droll writers 0 out u t of business but I 1 must accede to the american demand for technical instruction upon how to do everything ery thing without calling a professional fess ional from building a rocket ship to making grandpas false teeth so heres an item from the book that tells you how to i induce your own merriment by now you probably feel a bit tckled tickled tc kled about stupidity so upon that subject we open the manua manual while youre entertain entertaining ing yourself ill slip down to the bread line and have a bite to eat I 1 1 qvote quote STUPIDITY richest source tit of laughter to evoke protracted protract uninterrupted impression hesslan resslan of stupidity 1 1 pull down own shades 42 W remove clothes 3 relax on floor with hands across chest feet lifted high 4 let everk every muscle go even sag sair 5 thin think profoundly of the stupidity you have encountered your boss your wifes cifes your mother motherln motherly in ln laws caution think only of others stupidity your own will not provoke laughter dont resist the glee welling UP into your throat from your solar plexus let it suffuse you I 1 et throat gurgle cheeks bulge che chest t expand hold lt it but no toe toc lone we dont want a vul par explosion of hilarity con ern contrate cntrate cn rate trate exhale if youve tol fol owed instruct instructions lons we lwe can prom ire haris ha ris ha 1 you a very pleasant end quote you may like this I ome made fun butom butrm but im going t tune in on jack benny soil becurl securl security and ocl socill socall lecup secup ity ty arc are relat7objecuve& related objectives |