Show LITTLE n A AND IT WAS SO one iday a mother skunk and her 1 three little skunks were thru speared the woods wl iun n a ferocious uon lion ap directly before them I 1 I 1 oh mo mother therl said little violet skunk munk the lion will surely devour us 43 no violet aid said her mother just leave the lion to reel mel so they moved forward a little oh mot heri said flottle kenui skunk surely the terrible uon lion will eat no hyacinth replied her mother we T will find a way out so they moved forward just A ittle farther mother eald said little rosebud I 1 skunk the lion la is going to destroy us USI rosebud answer 1 ir I mother mothe you must have f bu this tune time they were quite close to the lion so mother skunk topped and said now children child relt let us spray I 1 so they did SECOND BEST REST VIAN afire A firm advertising for a sales salesman nian received 0 r reply from a man who said that be te was the greatest sale wee man in the world they engaged hia hi hl a and gave him three lines of gooda to sell anywhere in the west they expected him hint to do great things after ho had been away a week and d they had received no orders they were surprised to get a telegram saying 1 I am ELM not the world a greatest salesman I 1 am the second best the gnat est sil esmau wai was the man who load eu you up with these goos TOO OF A KIND A soldier went to his colonel and asked naked for leave to go home to help cepl his wife ft ath her spring clen cleaning a I 1 don t ilk to refuse you said he lie colonel but ive just received s tetter letter from your wife saying that you are no use around the house the soldier saluted and turned to go at the floor door he stopped turned and remarked colonel there are two to persona persons in this regiment who sho handle the inh loosely and I 1 im in oni of them I 1 im in not married LAU lahda da DT WAS CLOSE aneiro A negro suspected of stealing was I 1 b brought before a justice of the peace tiare were no zia witnesses but appearances were against him the following dia dial logu took place you youve ve stolen tio chickens ch ikens I 1 no sah have you ou stolen any geese no sah salt any turkeys tio no sah the mn was discharged As he stepped out of the dock he stopper before the justice and said with a broad grin grim to fo d bawd squire it YOU d a said ducks you d a had me if IN NEW NEU why do you rise so early in the morning I 1 1 I have to get down downtown toan early in order to find a parking place for my car but dont clont ou then have a good deal of time hang hangi to nm ci ct c i your hands oh then I 1 take the street car home and have break breakfast fut according to i k novelist 30 la Is the proper age for a woman if she syle isit t proper by that time she never will be jim do you believe in a hereafter joe sure I 1 do jim do you remember the five dollars I 1 lonne I 1 you joe 1 I do I 1 jim well what hat im I 1 m hereafter SCHOOL DIZE A pupil was as having trouble with punctuation and was being called down by the teacher never mind sonny said a school visitor consol ingV AVs foolish to bother about commas they dont amount to niah anyway dont don t they replied the teacher turning to the president then mien calling to one of the pupils she ordered the boy bay to write on the board tre tte sentence I 1 the prest den of the board asals eang the teab tea arr rr Is a tool NW T she continued put a comma camma after board ari arl another after te tea ahee her OUCH customer heavens danl man do you want ant to bum me that towel Is scalding hot barber I 1 beg be your pardon sir air I 1 couldn athold hold it any loneer longer WE he ile was as a man who hod had indeed suffered much says a country paper in a short obituary notice he lie had been a subscriber to this paper since its first number GOOD ILE SON officer have you mopped that floor yet I 1 private no officer no a what private no mop in amazement I 1 watched the trained I 1 flea do d 0 his did yo you u ec lacate that flea yet yourself I 1 aster after the tria man yes he replied proudly 1 I raised h him im from a pup AFTER TAKING hey I 1 what a the uhe idea of jumping up and down like thul have you come one chyi 1 I just took my medicine and for get got to ablino alk the buttle IM |