Show 44 4 4 4 SHORT RIB TICKLERS 4 Noo No omary ceAry for vor the uon tion of the makeup 4 mane mans religion at least those freak four logged chickens we read about occasionally aro are amply prepared to scratch for a living 44 4 4 wo we saw a lady in an formed condition the other otter day her hands were where her feet foot ought to be eho he was her stockings an in insurance adjuster recently reported a tiro fire loss saying it was caused by friction naturally we take it that he meant the tiro fire was caused by rubbing a insurance policy on a 2000 house though sound baa as a wonderfully fast traveling traT olIng record scandal has it beaten several laps each second while truth Is in so slothful it rarely ramly gete gets away from home some fellow follow haa has proposed raising a a philanthropic fund to assist poor musicians our guess Is that the guy dont know much about music mu filc that amount would just about contri contribute buti e chlor dime to each poor musician and anyway it if it dont make any difference to tho the i gentleman we just as soon h hod ed keep oura oum t commenting on the awfulness of some of tho the present day hooch a follow told us tho the other day abat he got hold ot of a pint plot of the bluff stuff that ho he could not drink and he be gave it to his neighbor Ob observing servinA the next day that his neighbor was still all alive ve he ventured to inquire how he liked tho the liquor the man replied that it was exactly right astonished be asked for further enlightenment as to what was meant by exactly i right and this is what he learned it was exactly right because if it it had been any better you usco given it to me and if it had been any worse I 1 have drank it young husband Hus bund did you make these biscuits my dear his wife yes darling her Itus husband band well id rather you would not make any more sweetheart his wife why not my love her husband De because cause angel mine you are too tor for such beaty work selected |