| Show uncle alfo 4 CLEANING THE DOC aphis is the most weed erfal am eap V JL ever offered the public explained tho the voluble a cent rent u ke his grip trip it win will clean anything us der tho the sun it will remove create spots polish oh I 1 have as doubt it will restore hair to bald bold heads and make chic chicken kone lay anso said mra curfew sarcastically ti 1 I fed fw quite satisfied its made of barks and buds and healing herbs but I 1 dont want vant any of your marvelous soap having had ha elpe fience with other marvel marvels of the same kind last tall fall an agent came along selling a soap that weald would do everything you can think of troa from beautifying the female complexion to chasing tho the cows out of the con cora the agent talked as ag though be had bad eight day works in him like our old grand fathers clock and he make any impression until he said the seap ap would heal all skin diseases of aan man or beast it happened at that period that mr curfew bad an imitation bird dog that he traded a good watch for and gave a dollar to boot said dollar having been extracted from my private ings and never returned abla dog had the mange or some disagreeable disease that caused him to itch in the most mott reprehensible manner ile was always scratching scratch lne and rubbing against everything he could find first and last one day he upset my parlor table and broke all my best china which I 1 bad had placed oa on the table a few minutes before he also upset tha sewing machine and the churn chum and I 1 dont know what else elm so when mr curfew heard that the agents soap would cure care skin elji diseases he insisted upon buying a cake and after he had gone be he began to wash the dog with that marvelous xong I 1 dont know what ingredients laired lents said soap contained con tainK but after it was rubbed into the dogs skin that unfortunate animal became frantic and acted as though its reason tottered on Us its throne mr curfew tried to hold bold the beast and it reached around and biehls bof ahls ear almost off and of course lia creased it then and ind the uproar ho he made as be he danced around the house holding his ear with one hand and summoning the police with the other aias was simply scandalous meanwhile the dog ran om on entirely demented mrs MM turpentine was v as crossing the road pushing her baby buggy when the animal collided with said vehicle and spilled her offspring into the mud I X am willing to admit that such an experience was aggravating but I 1 dont think it was w ladylike in mrs turpentine to come over to my house with her muddy in fana fan under her arm and shake her fist under my nose and tell me that for five live cents shed pull all my hair out old mr was wag standing on the corner comer leaning on his cane wolfing waiting for a it street car when the crazy dog ran against his cane and lie retook took a header into the gutter and I 1 jally really felt sorry for him when I 1 saw him going home ten minutes later dripping and mud like a sea serpent but I 1 sympathize with 9 ith him so go very much when h be le picked up a brick kb ho nan wun our place and a panel in oar our A k front door for two days people here claiming that we WO ought to reimburse them for damages done by that dog it seemed that the unfortunate animal made a circuit of the town and left a trail trall of desolation behind him ho he upset six air pans of milk for mrs trumpeter and scared seared smiths family horse so it ran away andin and in aured several members of the family and killed eight prize chickens for mr dippy and I 1 dont know what else in view of which I 1 think wo can struggle along without any pf of your marvelous soap |
