| Show l it itt I 1 iI 1 1 I Ii t i t j 1 l t J I A I Ii t 1 I 1 J C T 1 I i 1 i if T Ti J JI and t f 1 J pi i Hi 44 4 i 11 f Jf i i I ri I a t f It B By OLAND D BURNHAM M 0 OLIVE J Ji i i tf t td hJ f A ut h or f Tk e lOom Wit wh h t tk h L LIe itt I e D Dt Di or Ii t I 1 t i r t The he Vice ice t ln Of tJ II n e lt r fit tc right tI 07 by the Nen r Orl Mr n r t 11 old 1 and una 1 RI x it i t k a l to Ih J ir and In the 11 tl y I JI t rights re r rI 4 I J t 1 t M i i J i t j un tImea 1 a da y t t to r nit 1 g t h fib tr T flat nod and night the en caterer terel r r with his Ms passed tit the hs t hsI 3 ij t f through tit fife o I I I r tOld old rom bg along Il a H jt huge hugI basket carryIng n a tIl 1 fi l 1 tt S HOW I Jm Y tM the crY X I if wIth whIch ther tend ena their warel tip rolls Cotten l plc III 1 f l w Coffee pie pIC an anti i 1 v V 1 and relics y 1 a i g j Thera J tS something thIs r i tj of tt II mero passing notice I pr j In tM the first pIO place tha co r r t The scone 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lo t 11 I that would bo your anxious Int In t t I ned and In hl dear clear A x r tollow the e tit blo Saxon would t t It l CJ L a Apple mince and coco nut Noyer j ai lifts lifts reply been cn known to Lo vary h t the eternal la and there to Is 11 tw twy rr of If the tour y f Planed on any I t A words There Thera is no attempt to co cot tf t p ct e crO erco your cholee f fi I WI nU go gh It 1 I cless t Jar 1 f equally useless All thIs COIl eoa r Ji lr with the caterer to u uh 1 1 h 1 f i 1 the o Of pier has lias been but bul tact mele j C for or you DU will co 1 i 1 z I I 1 a oeL which the ht t 1 et 1 1 1 will null NO Provo 1 L 11 the lesl f send n II to el eli e i ii amine rho carl books ook Let thU F i a proper r lIel c tion meet in t r j quire and tell us why It II V of 51 t s iti I or the million of 01 pies that haye baT a 1 t i r been Deen Bold in the Tombs lombs per coal of P jj t N jO p i them Thera Maya I O been constructed train 1110 ij ir c cocoa cos Tho apple withers nUll nail r Jew t f f I tile mince 1 but tile the cocoanut J r If l blooma eternal In the Tombs l W And I iIA he Tomb la Is the vury ery home o f e a cri c ii Now think or of rho Hie vast 4 t it oS 01 a I clear olcar conceptIon o of tact Are Aio k because I they Ibey par of cocoanuts or do they l 1 U cocoanuts because ar arc l Is the which Is the ct 11 rest tn enormous oe this t I k cannot bo 10 be bea a a a If the former bo be destroy nil all t r d s n cot 00 nn to ire Va c crime 1 rv from our Dur Jong au re r 6 world scoria 31 a n d tho th a e i lit nt Laud Laudt t The is us that r t f ant crIminal Is for the Ibe Coro cocos n u there fore le lit e deductIon a r AI t as 1 I st tor tn J put P ut t a iho case casc plainly before my Ihl J enterer and was astonished to 10 see Co that l le iy t nun man Gill nil upon biB bis knees meu antI and andr r y cY lilg l me not It to betra betray I 1 had hadR hadJ 4 I J 1 f arnet a r r be c au couso R Ct t last a r J I g sot of h o truth ha flom ur h im 1 In to tell my discover S to one De 0 f rho hr t la II to sending to 10 the thO Associated Press t c He old mo o hu t tr flit at lease he rno I belIeve to le he 1 the truth i 1 But Dul Ills his Wf 1 from 10 any t t Ia a t h laurels of oC 11 t P Io n ee r f 4 tI i science far or my discovery ry was aR 1111 1 ethers In 1 farmr e da x the Iho risen n bather t ld a t tr 1 r r u r been tho iho v f Partner ni 01 tho This 3 Is the and r 6 t right You are In durance l 1101 aw J ing trial you to 10 be shaved With 9 great Rrell forethought thaI shot which Is culled called c hUll bus made It II for you rou to ao d o for ur f b r cr I tt tvs com times s ho Is he b 1 L your t better bette than you I r do 10 It hi b hopeless n lion years oC imprisonment stare you In 11 iho face the Iho future Is very ery dark Indeed d i slut the tho barber he be hi own oun scle per Iet ri hns a erlend In lh the l no nois 11 is of ton eYA a fail 1111 yet 01 have ha 1 h is the your In 1 t it F will still Le ball bail will wills rr s fl he foci tha Iho barber lies nn nit nitI II I t r tarry ether who will to tb Iho ti t matter of 01 ball for 01 you And nd you OU r If I It t t tk ta t I I i if f iJ k 1 r r Hi a J t I t tI J I r tf I Ii r t r t 1 1 f 1 T F 1 I r J tt r iI J r I f 6 r iP v u I t r l i i d 1 1 1 m i iH J H H 11 Ii t A I I 1 tb lr lrI 4 1 I J JIt It d q i 1 i 1 11 I Ij t 11 f j I i 1 I e 1 I y i l I 1 1 f r I ill illI 1 ht I tl i 5 j j I 1 i 4 c p 1 1 1 P f r rr d it r I 1 I I I II 1 I i J i h hi I y l t tl 1 J JJ i S I J n j I t 1 iI B dF r 11 lr o i 1 l 1 1 W q t J t 1 g OP oaY rn It Y t J AY C r f 1 a 11 a s r 9 y rr e ef f n 1 t r a d 4 I e 01 r bri Mr t lr r r a av at L v I t d hi J c l lf x xa a f jr J H f Y rrt rM 5 P v t t t LJ 1 11 Y J t 5 t t i a 1 t t N r J 1 V L r a r 1 rt N f c k a J Jt r t o t tM J M q i It J Jrr rr e y Y e 4 s wt w I Yr j jt jw 5 t w tr n trl i h 10 go ford s a rree Cree anti happy m mau iu and andall all this because the Che barber has hIlS n sym pathetic heart and b bear r to tl 13 see t Wit to t telling pop all 1111 he is your nook wIth razor Ue lie does 1109 pot not t tb cut your our th throat e ut 11 if yo you dont accept the treys offer but t bedo a does s aro Gt tt g it t o r it you yon re rc tote fuse At AI J least you OU rQn ore are obliged to 10 and you U never repent at what hat you I one OM that the tre corn com ut o a a barbs are n r i s Ile sed For or ninny scare this id ideal state oe oC J Then there Ihl came ame in into Into to the of district a a blatant horse honc smoking Innumerable merable memble and playing to the g tile s might and main lIe l to pro cs d tn 10 n abhor the tases out ot of whose hands lie he had eaten all his political lite One boss bass bad sI ven him his hI first appointment as 11 deputy t distrIct S mother boas bosI made him n II still an another haal Sallen Into error and mute him n full fledged district J attorney You u And the circus horse horae howl against bosses b In tho o days But when bol basses II sau la the tho evil th e estall stall nd Bald nay tv to n IOn t tile lie IC I cIrcus horse Y cred what whitt lost soule the ho bosses bOBU were atlas I as tor lor the senile harbor an and his Dious stork among us The blatant tr ulI horse horS would have note none of him tho Iho axe with which C he farmed lire greater l art of the the iho h hone pranced Into the tho lambs 11 and made the slim same l that I had conc concern concernIng Ing and cocoanuts but ho went A H a aR R pj r El f l lt lH t it itt t tt s lr 1 t t tr Lt h r rJ I J t J V I n r 1 x 1 4 S 1 r JJ 7 1 rushing on where my m int blo had llad paused trembled and had not Ilot to tread To Tt his Illumined mind tho lion ot of all law is pie io nt once that those thoRe who cat ent art are criminals and those do de don denot n not cat It them are men un pa justly Immediately blank 1 Wre drawn un Ul In his 10 lash department a and 1 1 fu a II to the caterers 0 of r nil on ants I who wh o ever sf n c e harp llao them out and seat th them m to the 1 MHo s The formula runs rums liS as follows follow One cocoanut pie Die n Il non man the Ihl incipient capabilities o of n a cots demeanor TW Two co cocoanut pies t L lawless es citizen cambia of Cf lateens loreen cocoanut 11 plea 5 of as unhappy wretch guiltY oI 01 murder mur murler ler der In th the drat Sineo SInco that ilat moment r reform Just antt lIn unerring hll has S spread s real h nr r wings In s this s blissful rul and unsuspecting g co coun country un try When Whon I had loomed nil al this front my Informant the caterer my respect for the tho blatant circus horse wea as boundless as dont knoll what Rui I seas nu lost for lor t r had C ono 11 1 If h the tho present t m method in the Iho attert rYs r moro coor 0 sw box no d dC Iol no grand juries or no arrests even tm It ft la is no nc longer question a 01 divIding the tho sheep item Crom tho goats or the tho cleAn from rom the unc unclean n Does th eat cocon cocoanut Ut vIe pie or not l That Is the tho ther r t Oh who have around Ills his desk per peer peering Ing through tho haze of 01 smoke III Lt the great nan man as lie he bored berel do clo you ou recall r how witch when ha o and unbuttoned mouth he Ie lay his hand upon his heart and declare that he bo had Indisputable against sonic wretched male malefactor factor Know then that the enter enterers ers report teas ma on J that th the sir au I man had been ten tempted with it mine milleo and cocoanut and had chaSen Do criminals lore Thc nl ct ti to such flU an extent that thc they go after then th m Coc Cocoanuts come from flom the tha Houth Whore did cUd Jones go AO when lie he was licit eat nt at liberty and where did hl Dodge Ilea flat to h n ngot ho sol got tilt the chance What ore are more mis they love and for mans Y years mo most of Ih the l lisI tants In the district ne nets have from the tooth f nna nn this cannot be dented shore Is not tint one soll tory tao In the tho ore ure no cocoanuts In The dj Is III It can cannel nol nel even cen lJ be d Does Docil not tit Ih fact alone prove that tho leI Ica and cocoa cocoanuts nuts nills ore incompatible Can there thera lie bo tho tin sin or error arror In an anlee lee Ice truth trum In cocoanuts cannot In bloom for tor l and I TUIa Is the In cocoanut coc Ind let none nono iiI else I a aran run ran n WA o account Bunt rot far tha conduct ot of the tin horn It avenger ner regarding tits the thea a n disaster tho venue hotel nr tiro the tho collapse or of the lintel mad the Now ow York tunnel 1 holocaust to say LY noth Iii or oe tit Ike Insurance ot of all 1111 or of which oases IIA ho took personal he g r He bus lut there thaI Wl was no proof that UIO t Iler e laTa o Ar r r Ible lIall ca air cocoanut pie laving the 10 key to tho situation as 1111 oth Is hi explained The Tho tint circus horse shadowed T 11 Vary when she entered l tho iho Judicial o of the he first department In hellcat rep e a oat 1 fractional parts or nt the to cocoa coeo Mary f Tho rho cocas hAd 11 Norm 11 removed There could cOlli 11 be b Jut but ono i The blatant circus hor o corvette to ti the City clUb climb to Chatt to the PhI and trembling bit nR with emotion eln on and Anet other er things liB ba declared d coret t fir of nil Is Isan nn an thousand more terrible than those rl J I hero to Ie T r was educated to o ho n 11 anti hats Instilled In me a I to J the tho bench 1111 now I have n no rO reverence renee i ii i 1 nl not OV even ro re reaped aped far lor the of th tha collet of the nt 10 men d C pea are Cl IIse El are ro criminals Is oi t thay they pat nt you O UT urt t about to learn rn It I Is 11 r I to n a very CJ It learned arned man manIt It is not Mot It I Is rhetoric rhet ho hon n assured me Apple ADle mince and eo co iho accent is III on the II nut the tho connective makes it 11 I rind the last word J Is oe at the |