Show defining golf on the terrace of a country club overlooking a green dotted with sheep a group of non uon golfers were taking tea A male non golfer who took his tea through a straw said thought thoughtfully full golf might be defined AS billiards gone to grass spleen on the green id call it said a female non golfer I 1 or the last flicker of the d ding ing fire of athletics sneered a young football placer er the misuse of land and language A suggested a tennis champion no no youre all wrong said a famous angler golf is simply a game wherein the bill lies badly and the player well ell louisville times |