| Show ar WT feas 61 Z vajk 4 A fe aej fati fathers ers pun A mailed pir pair have ilive a child who tins haa just reached the age when hen Us its API hands are simply vy ay static ui ail to its mouth things teaching the former being eure to reach th latter and in the shortest possible space of time thi the rather father of this infant Is forced for or business reasons to travel a great deal and alwais tins haa a mileage book on hand this the youngster oung ster round found one day and proceeded to 0 o devour when he fie as discovered lie he tind used alas abacut BOO miles rhe moth or cr at once told her huab nd ind of the lie babas destructiveness and quick as a flash he responded really my dear don t vou think bats going a little too far hir remuneration 41 mo ra flo I 1 poet do you ou think I 1 will III g get t much from the editor for this joern opma friend not much you will be able to be around again in a few days I 1 imagine long ago although a lot in life he s missed don t pity him nin mabe be A host of pi fatty girlies gillies kissed him when he was a baby word to be avoided wife well did you find out what it was I 1 said that offended mrs young bride T hub yes her husband told me it seems that you remarked 1 I see eee youre installed in your new home and as aa furnished it on the in plan she thought you were trying to be funny at their expense proof of it mrs mra dresser but george you 11 surely dont consider yourself a fin elnan cier ier T mr al r dresser certainly I 1 do how flow do you suppose ive I 1 ve kept from paying your milliners bill for or so long if I 1 m not a Brian clet catholic St and times wasted blessings aunt just arrived bless your sweet hearal alarae you waste any of your blessings on him aunty aulty aunty aulty him whoa marle marie my former sweetheart were mad at each other now judge emotional declaration what became of that man who used to say be loved hla bis work he has a fickle disposition lle he has probably jilted his work by this time pollys hollys hand or papas foot molly did you let jack kiss you before you were engaged polly yes how we happen to tw bd engaged papa came along in a name our chemist has a wife named sarah who la Is a very frivolous sort of woman 1 I that is why he calls her bis sal volatile man of hla his word s 1 I 1 thought you told me these lotif lot would double in value in two years and hera br a a mar man offering me exactly what I 1 gave tor for them yes but you forget you gave twice as much as they were worth judges judge library poor father yes yea we are going to the seaside again all but father father says he n must have a rest going a fishing en eb no hes going to stay at home in a class by himself jilson Is a deiy vei original person 1 Is that sov so yes lie he can pick up the menu card in a restaurant without remark ing what a bore it Is ordering something to eat mystery the chief walter take alin stuff bluff vayl theres absolutely no taste jo 0 the walter cant understand air lr chero ought to be it came off a epo bial artist knew the plumber A oling inui ried man who ubo lives in Bro oldine came home one evening hai ha week tind and found tits ills jfe ife in tears Wal malcolm colm 1 she ehe ive lost nn beautiful I limond malcolm whistled fie had fl a dis recollection recollect ica of tho the exact sum he had paid for that stone for he had bad paid for it on the monthly install installment meni plan how flow did you happen to lose icv it he asked 4 oh I 1 dont think it its a lust we can get it again I 1 rn almost sure pure you see the stone came out of the ring and went nent down donn the bathtub waste pipe if 11 we send for a plumber right anay not on bour eifel shouted the husband il buy you ou a new ring and a better one but III hire no plumber we weve ve had one here once before this winter kinter that there flute A large musician with ith a larger vio lon foncello cello hailed a hansom drive me to kins king a hall t he said eald when after a hard tussle he hao had wedged himself and hla his instrument into the limited area of the lie cab the driver cracked his ft hip and drove of off they reached the hall the musician alighted and took out a shilling alint hat a thise demanded abe driver houi lebid fare said ald the musician yes I 1 know its my legal rare fare for carrying ou oil retorted the lehu jehu with a direful glance at the bulky in strument ment but what hat about that there flute fluted 9 anan answers era the nature fake congratulations tor 1 I 1 hear one of your exhibits took a prize rt at the dog and poultry show well keep heep still about it IL I 1 en a skye terrier and he took first prize as a mongolian hent hen answers WHY NO jan A N mrs crusty those horrid boys boyi tied a tin pall to a poor cing bogs a tall and then chased him tea blocks im g going to have em cm arrested al mrs r was it your dog custy mrs mr crusty no but it was my tin tia pall education incomplete the fellow who brags of hla his ciliege and alt all his great learning a a bore the man who Is proud of his hl knowl L dge 1 Is badly in need ot df some more catholic standard and times had a strong smell the madam the coffee Is 13 very strong this morning katie the maid yes maam I 1 think the eggs I 1 put in it was ad maam I 1 yonkers statesman depressing thought Is toe stork a gay bird not when he be stops to consider tb cost of living mahlig use of it IL there Is no use giving you a check my dear my bank account la Is over drawn well give it to me an anyway yay george and say make it for 1 1500 1 I want to pull it out of my chopping 11 bag with my at the bridge game this afternoon cruel comment manager did you see the broilers brol lerg in my new show critic yes and they re no chick ens either I 1 the tha breaking up point when the tailors began to dun tom they started to break up a famous trio what was that I 1 when they began i 3 hurry tom about a bill A proved fact do you believe la in these meetings where ahw they pretend that spirita speak I 1 1 I dont see why not every cal college can prove the fact of a ekel teon s 9 articulation |
