Show I 1 L A CLASSIC NOTE read the pupil leaped from his bis bath shouting Cure kal Eure eureka kal one moment james the teacher says cays what la Is the meaning ot of eu reka lureka means I 1 have found it very well what has Achi archimedes Achime medes dsa found james hesitates hesitate a moment then ventures hopefully the soap mum christian intelli bencer not a st statue a tue father and son were ere walking the streets and passed a large park in which were i bany statues one of them the largest ol of all was waa a woman father Fat ber what Is that asked the son pointing to taij particular one which was inscribed woman that Is not a statue my son answered the fa luer ther it Is but a figure of speech life GAVE HIMSELF AWAY ILI 1 11 71 miss misa am I 1 the first one you eier eer loved lord yes youre the first I 1 ever knew who had bad all her ber money jn in her own name no temptation 1 I dont indulge in games of chance said bald william finn the reason why well now advance lie ha win dark outlook 1 I see a north dakota man has patented a hammer with a loop of metal under the face of the head in which a flail call can be held for starting it into place without danger of smash ing the users fingers said the joke writers wife the first thing you know said eald the joke writer with a long face leave nothing for us fellow fellous s to write about yonkers statesman A glad relief thank heaven those bills are got rid of said bilkins fervently as he tort tore up a bundle of statements of account dated october 1 all paid eh said mrs bit kins oh ob no said eald bilkins the caan dated november I 1 have come in and I 1 have to keep them any longer harpers hubbes experience husband if a man steals no matter what it Is he will live to regret it wife during our courtship you used to steal kisses from me husband well you heard what I 1 said bald smart set able assistant a tearfully fearfully profane parrot you have yes replied the man but ive got to have some help in driving these mules widely separated mrs the judge decreed that they should be separated never to see each other again mrs mr blase are they mrs yes they are liv ing next door to each other in a now york apartment house now puck Cont consoling oling he always cornea comes back from a fu ae aeral at looking refreshed why so BO do aou ou suppose he p probably compares himself with the deceased who cant come back waiting for it la ili that volume of your poems printed yet ye no not yet 1 I wish there was wa some way of hurrying tt it up anxious to see it eh man im I 1 m nearly dead from oll k noncommittal ifko bo you youve youre ve got into the bee raising business how are you betting 1 W tune THE LAZY MAN ile H tried so ao hard to stay awik his efforts were til in vain A little nap lit lie still would take and soon noon would do dox again yawns enormous non nou were to see ie ni him languor was wa intense that poor chap lacked the th energy to sit it upon a fence ills his balance there he could not keep without some borne effort made so bo stretched him where the grass ara was deep and slumbered lumbered tn in the he shade had they see bee A trio of professional story tellers teller was off in a corner of the club spin ning nang yarns drown brown had just told a most unbelievable story and the other two glanced at each other question angly well I 1 assure you gentlemen said eald drown brown if I 1 seen been it my self I 1 have believed it ila ha hm bm well said one of the two doubtful ones you xou must remco her ber old roan man that we see IV lt magazine for instance every person should cultivate ft a spirit of optimism by hoping that thai things will soon take a turn tor for the better no doubt still there are times when a turn for the better seems im possible what do you mean when a son eon of italy Is turning a wheezy whee sy handorgan hand organ every turn he be makes seems to be a turn for the orse 1 too deep to mm him tommy looking at tho the gas meter paw how does this thing tell how bow much gas you have to pay for every month mr air tucker tommy that is a great inscrutable e mystery it Is one of the things we have to accept on fa faith h an explanation gladys maude seems to be greatly wrought up over the insurrection in mexico yes you see a friend once sent her several souvenir postcards from the city of mexico and that gives her ber a lively personal interest in what la Is going on down here JUST SUITED HIM 40 4 0 mrs Stay Loime bolme it if you stay slay out an other night until 12 im g going to leave you mr air Stay bolme holme 1 I wisa als i put that on paper old joke now new twist mrs hussey henry when I 1 hung up my harem skirt last night there was exactly 2 89 in the right hand pocket and now I 1 can find only 1 85 what do you know about that puck should be a limit 11 1 I saw peckham tham today remarked bagget and he was very drunk well theres some excuse for remarked mrs bagget lie he lost hill bl wit wife last week 1 I know but a man should be abl to celebrate without making a hog bog ol of catholic standard and times his esperence Exper ence tence ns it it sharp to advertise 1 I think so I 1 know kaow its dull it if you dont could have either the bounder I 1 say eay old roan mail I 1 wish you d make a point of being it in this evening I 1 ah want sant to see you about mar marlyin one of your gals the major with pleasure wh which ic b do you want ant the cool or the housemaid what A gift 1 I regard conversation as a remarked the studious woman it usually Is replied aels cay enoe denue it if people had to pay for it there would be much less of it |