Show goa joke NO CHANCE FOR HIM donald who Is ie ceding hla his more prom proa berous cousin off by the train V ye like tae leave me a bob or t w tae drink ye a safe journey wullie feigning regret man alan can na amy spare sh I 1 gle tae me auld litber cal ther donald that a strange because yer mether told me ye never gas gae her anything ony thing wullie wheel it I 1 dinna gle my auld aither ony anything thing what sort 0 chance dae daa ye think you ve got punch between a hop and nd a straddle ile he has fins about the strangest walk I 1 have ever seen yes you eee ee he was engaged to a girl who wore a hobble gown and just when he had got rio GO be could keep step with her she throw threw him down and now lie la Is engaged to a girl who wears a harem skirt and he la Is try ing to learn to keep step with her A MATTER OP OF HISTORY S ak A k glace giace dian didn t noah make the first voyage on record george 1 es but lots lota wife was the first female salt similar the world Is wide nut blit what of that the sime things true of mat male ea 9 ial hat danger don t you yot think there la Is danger in allowing automobiles to be run by women well weil replied the man who Is careful about expressing an all right in cities where they meet only horses lind and street cars but on a country road I 1 should think there would be great danger of their dying at a cow balance caddie yes hes very ery vindictive that a one of 0 his worst faults Al markley arkley I 1 t know he had bad that fault too caddie oli oh yes jes I 1 tell you id hate to hive a wan iran like that owe me a grudge markley arkley Al yes but theres tits his other fault lie he never pai what lie he owes catholic standard and times the doctors boy mamma lamma A the doctors boy next door mado made faces at me and what did ou do doa 1 I 1 stuck out my tongue at him film deal deai dear and what did he do then ho just bald it was badly coated have you noticed N hen ben a man inan Is in love everything everI hing looka different to him chollie sure its the same way when lie he kecks ills hla head against a low chandelier Yc Y inners statesman appreciating the fitness of things the expression es I 1 Is rather stern the photographer said pausing a moment before exposing the plate can it you soften your features a little no sirl frowningly answered the unpopular officeholder this picture Is lS to illustrate a newspaper article head bead ed mr Squal linger Re resigns signil ills job in the result why in the case of a new play do they call it trying it on the dog because so often it raises a hove bowl L need for a new gown wife darling I 1 want a new gown husband but you ou had a new an one only a abort time ago wife yes but my friend ellen Is to be married and I 1 can t wear the same came dress as I 1 wore at her last wed ding Flie gende beaetter Bla etter A new idea actor 1 cant imagine how icart manages to get such favorable notices from the dramatic critics journalist perhaps he be acts well actor I 1 never thought of that I 1 PRIDE BEFORE RE A FALL up in tho the air so BO trim and taut ire he sailed the mummer sky the breece was wag cool and plea pleasant therlie therile saw maw the birds bird so go by but something snapped mapp edw we dont know knovs what the try cry was coming dowar 11 lie 1 landed where tt it v sod nod was wa soft yet almost cracked his crown some eald aid A faulty steering gear som borne eald 5 id A broken plane but all he he knew was everywhere III bod throbbed with pain the little birds worn were sailing galling at till III As aa gaily as aa you please across the green and grassy lawn and high above tho the trees they laughed to see the poor bard nias in such buch a doleful plight and nearly every one of them opined opened it served him sarcasm this excuse me madam but would you mind walking the other way and not passing the horse said an english cabman with exaggerated politeness to the lady who had just jus t paid a mini mum fare with no fees why she inquired because if e sees wot es ea been carrying for a shilling ell have a fit was the freezing answer national monthly had done enough 1 I wish some time mr air speeder said the doctor that you bear our ur hos boa pital in mind and if it appeals appeal to you do something for it great scott retorted speeder why by cant you be I 1 ahat hat now new chauffeur of mine has con tributes trl tri buted at least two patients a day to your old charity what more do you want Ilar harpers pers weekly he ha lost out yes str sir he auz afraid a 0 the banks bustin bustan on him an so he burled buried his money has he got it yet no he be forgot to blaze the tree whar it it auz an the man who owned the land put up a sign no trespass ing on these grounds too much to ask 1 I would gladly die for you he ex claimed hut but what I 1 am going to ask you to do calls for greiter heroism on your part than that she replied slowly what Is it he asked go to work she answered anything but th thil tl he responded giving up in despair HE KNEW BETTER 11 L alj A 45 mr air hicks th use of dr dressing egging up in all those swell clothes just because aou oure re a witness in the case caseb remember that justice Is blind mrs hanks 1 I know but tho judge precocity grandma that fairy story true Is it I 1 why do you think it ism it true dear cause it says saya they were married and cited happily ever after it Is 1 was as true it would say any they lived happily until they got their divorce wouldn t it rivals al my y pa sas be is a got an option ori on our house my aly pa pas s got a on oura curs oral testimony A mamma lamma these people who have moved in next door to us are in hard luck but they used to move in ex elusive society I 1 how do you know child 1 I can tell by the language their parrot uses magic of money that fellow Is a perfect boor go slow lies hes worth a million of 01 more Is that so eo well as I 1 was saying hes bee a man of marked individuality |